Psalm Jokes

A unique take on religion and laughter, this article provides psalm jokes and the occasional pun to prove that laughter can be an unexpected and important part of reflecting on your faith and the psalms. Read on to learn more about the spiritual nature of comedy and how to use it to engage with Psalm 23 and other hymns.

Cheeky Psalm Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

So in essence, Jesus is...>!never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.!<

If you want to read the Gospel according to Shrek, open your Bible to Psalm–

–BODY ONCE TOLD ME…

Which bible verse does a priest say often to the altar boy?

**Psalm 81:10.**

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**....** open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

If you want to learn about the religious influence of Shrek, open your bible to Psalm

body once told me...

A preacher is buying a parrot


"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.

"Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.

"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."

"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"

"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.

A man came home from church with two black eyes

His wife had gone to an earlier service while he slept in and she was shocked when he came home.

"What happened to you at church?" she asked.

He explained, "We stood up to sing a psalm and I noticed the lady in front of me had her dress tucked way up her butt. You know me, always wanting to help others, I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me in the eye!"

The wife asked about the other eye.

He explained, "Well you know me, always wanting to help others, I tucked it back in."

Psalm joke, A man came home from church with two black eyes

I heard Shrek opened a new church so I decided to attend.

First thing they told us to do was open our bibles to Psalm: body once told me.

My favourite part of the Bible, Psalm:

body once told me the world was gonna roll me.

A pastor taught his parrot...

A pastor taught his parrot to recite the Lord's Prayer when he pulled a string on the parrot's right leg, and to recite the 23rd psalm when he pulls a string on his left leg. The pastor was showing this to a man in the church, he pulls the right string and the parrot recites the Lord's Prayer. He pulls the left string and the parrot recites the 23rd psalm. The man is surprised and says "Wow! That's incredible! What happens if you were to pull both strings?"

The bird replies with "I'd fall on my ass stupid!"

What do you call a religious tropical tree?

A psalm tree.

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Psalm 26:6

"I wash my hands in innocence"

"Would you please stop fisting my daughter?"

Who's your favourite Christian rock band?

Mines psalm 41

How does Smash Mouth read the gospel?

He turns it to Psalm : BODY ONCE TOLD ME

In these trying times, we all need to put our differences aside and make a special prayer for President Donald Trump. I suggest Psalm 109:8 ...

...Β "Let his days be few; and let another take his office."

I visited a dyslexic Christian clairvoyant today...

She read my Psalm

Psalm joke, I visited a dyslexic Christian clairvoyant today...

Today's Bible verse would be according to Psalm-

-BODY once told me

If you wanna find the band Smash Mouth in the Bible,

Just open your Bible to Psalm... BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Just found out that even with all my masturbation I will still go to heaven.

Psalm 118 says: Blessed is he who comes in the name of the lord .

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