Pry Open Jokes
3 pry open jokes and hilarious pry open puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pry open that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Pry Open Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good pry open joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Girlfriend is having trouble opening an oyster at dinner.
She hands it to me to open. Just as I pry it open, I say,
"The easiest way to open this is with a little mussel"
John Lennon is asked for tips on opening crates:
"It's easy if you pry."
There was a man that was completely infatuated with Beethoven.
This man had heard a rumor that Beethoven was buried with his final masterpiece that nobody had ever seen or heard. In a fit of madness he went to the great masters grave and dug it up. When he finally reached the lid of Beethovens coffin he pried it open and to his amazement Beethoven was busily erasing the music the man had sought.
"What are you doing?" cried the man.
Beethoven glanced up at him and said, "Hey, shut the lid and leave me alone. Can't you see that I'm decomposing".
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