Pry Jokes
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A guy walks into a grocery store and says "I want half a pound of butter"
He looks and sees shelves completely covered with boxes of salt. All over the grocery store, hundreds and hundreds of boxes of salt. So he says to the grocer, Listen, I don't want to pry, but do you sell a lot of salt? And the grocery man says, Me, if I'll sell a box of salt a month, I'm lucky. But the guy that sells me salt… Boy, can he sell salt."
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When/If Scotland becomes independent, what will the national currency be called?
Doesn't matter, you won't be able to pry it out of the cheap b**...' hands anyway.
I'll give up my thesaurus...
when you pry it from my frosty, frozen, lifeless, stiff extremities.
I was browsing in a bookstore and found an English book about unexpected uses for a pry bar.
50 Ways to Love Your Lever.
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The FAA can register my drone...
...when they pry it from my neighbour's cold dead head.
Girlfriend is having trouble opening an oyster at dinner.
She hands it to me to open. Just as I pry it open, I say,
"The easiest way to open this is with a little mussel"
You can have my Die Hard puns...
When you pry them from my cold, dead, Hans.
What did one burglar say to the other before entering a window into the church?
"Let us pry."
John Lennon is asked for tips on opening crates:
"It's easy if you pry."
Everyone keeps asking me to stop making lazy puns...
they can pry them from my cold dad hands.
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