Prunes Jokes

What are some Prunes jokes?

I used to be addicted to prunes.

I just couldn't go without em.

Van Gogh Family

Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known relatives:

* The really obnoxious brother - Please Gogh
* The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh
* His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
* An aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh
* And his magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh

The difference between dates and prunes?

You don't get laid after prunes
(Courtesy of my date last night after I asked her this question seriously)

Confusious say

"Man who eat many prunes sit on toilet many moons."

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