prunes Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious prunes puns

A scientist brings a sandwich to life by feeding it prunes and bran for 3 days. He then hears its first words...

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Van Gogh Family

Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known relatives:

* The really obnoxious brother - Please Gogh
* The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh
* His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
* An aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh
* And his magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh


I used to be addicted to prunes.

I just couldn't go without em.


The difference between dates and prunes?

You don't get laid after prunes
(Courtesy of my date last night after I asked her this question seriously)


Confusious say

"Man who eat many prunes sit on toilet many moons."


What's the definition of pessimism?

Someone who puts prunes in their All Bran


After she was released from prison, Emma Goldman had to stay away from blueberries and prunes.

She was a free radical


I used to be allergic to prunes.


What are the most funny Prunes jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Prunes? Well, here are the best Prunes dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Prunes pick up lines to share with friends.


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