Prune Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prune jokes. There are some prune date jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prune bonsai puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Fun-Filled Prune Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

today i mixed holy water and prune juice to make a new drink

it gave me a religious movement

Smith and Jones were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.

"Smith," asked Jones, "are there any Jéws in China?"

"I don't know," Smith replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Jones asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jéws ?"

Waiter: "No Chinese Jéws, Sir." "Are you really sure?"

Jones asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jéws ."

The waiter replied exasperated, "We have Orange Jéws, Prune Jéws, Tomato Jéws and Grape Jéws but we have no Chinese Jéws."

Ever since I swallowed a watch I've been keeping myself busy taking laxitives, eating lots of fruit and drinking prune juice.

Anything to pass the time.

Why was the prune depressed?

He couldn't get dates.

I used to work in a prune juice factory.

I was a taste tester. It was a good job, but I'd work 1 day and have to stay home 2.

I once had a temp job at a prune processing plant

It was a plumb assignment

My love of prune juice is hereditary...

It runs in the family.

I once tried to make a cocktail with vodka and prune juice.

I called it a piledriver.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prune snip puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prune banana piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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