Prune Jokes
5 prune jokes and hilarious prune puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prune that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fun-Filled Prune Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
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today i mixed holy water and prune juice to make a new drink
it gave me a religious movement
Smith and Jones were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.
"Smith," asked Jones, "are there any Jéws in China?"
"I don't know," Smith replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Jones asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jéws ?"
Waiter: "No Chinese Jéws, Sir." "Are you really sure?"
Jones asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jéws ."
The waiter replied exasperated, "We have Orange Jéws, Prune Jéws, Tomato Jéws and Grape Jéws but we have no Chinese Jéws."
Ever since I swallowed a watch I've been keeping myself busy taking laxitives, eating lots of fruit and drinking prune juice.
Anything to pass the time.
Why was the prune depressed?
He couldn't get dates.
I used to work in a prune juice factory.
I was a taste tester. It was a good job, but I'd work 1 day and have to stay home 2.
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