Prude Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prude jokes. There are some prude uptight jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prude squeamish puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

The Funniest Prude Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

Why did the prude demand a recount?

He objected to the polled answers.

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

I can tell if a woman is a prude...

Just by looking up her skirt.

Today on Words that sound bad but aren't; Knickers

Todd, Did you steal all my Knickers again?

Dammed Knickers taking all the good boys away from all the good prude women.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prude bigot puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prude prim piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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