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A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap?

"Because he used to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper. She pays $15.

When she gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs.

When her daughters get home the parrot says: "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!" The girls laughs too.

When the dad gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me Pete, haven't seen you for weeks!"

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A woman wish to buy a Parrot. The prices are $50, $100, $400 and $15.Then she asks why the last one is so cheap?

"Because he used to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper.Then she pays $15.
When she gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs.
When her daughters get home the parrot says: "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!" The girls laughs too.
When her husband gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me Pete, haven't seen you for weeks!"

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A woman goes to a pet store to buy a parrot, and notices the price is only $5. She asks the shopkeeper why its so cheap

"Because he used to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper. She pays $5.

When she gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs.

When her daughters get home the parrot says: "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!" The girls laughs too.

When the dad gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me Pete, haven't seen you for weeks!"

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A woman goes to buy a parrot; the prices are: $100, $200 and $15

She asks "How come one is only $15?"


"Because he used to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper. She pays $15.


When she gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs.


When her daughters get home the parrot says: "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!" The girls laughs too.


When the dad gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me Pete, haven't seen you for weeks!"

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A woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $200, $150, $100, and $15. She asked why the last one is so cheap?

Because he used to live in a brothel says the shopkeeper. She pays $15

When she gets home the parrot says Fuck me, a new brothel! The women laughs.

When her daughters gets home from school the parrot says Fuck me, two new prozzies! The girls laugh as well.

When the dad gets home the parrot says Fuck me Ken, I haven't seen you in weeks!

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