The Best 5 Proximity Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Proximity jokes. There are some proximity nears jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these proximity nigh puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Proximity Jokes and Puns

Bear & Human encounters

If bears and humans live in close proximity, they can be prepared ahead of time for such encounters. Obtain airhorns and pepper spray.

If the first couple of blasts of an airhorn doesn't scare them off, then run at them with an airhorn blasting. If you get close enough, use the pepper spray.

If the humans still won't run away, roar in their face. If they still don't leave, then the chances are they are too stupid to have any friends, so it is safe to slap them upside the head.

Feminists are like proximity mines.

Anything can trigger them and they blow it way out of proportion.

What is the greatest quality to look for in a woman?

Proximity

Ground control to Kerbal III, how willing would you be to share your proximity to the equator?

We have zero inclination.

Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the {**c**};

I'll let myself out..


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the proximity abnormal jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working proximity tabs piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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