The Best 9 Prowess Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prowess jokes. There are some prowess feat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prowess outdo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Prowess Jokes and Puns

An Englishman and Welshman were in a pub discusing their sexual prowess.

The Englishman boasts he's gotten laid with 27 different partners this year.

"What about *you*?" he asks the Welshman, who promptly falls asleep.

Lord of the Bow

So I was telling my friend about my prowess with a bow and arrow yesterday. I said "my best round ever didn't start so well, I only scored 1 point with each of my first two arrows. Got better after that, scored 2 with the next, then 3, then 5. On my 12th and final arrow I managed to score 144."

She was quick to point out that this was impossible, so I had to confess it was a fibbin' archery sequence.

I was a bit paranoid about my sexual prowess after catching my wife filling in a Cosmopolitan questionnaire -

"Is Your Man Bad In Bed?".

"It's just something to do when I'm bored" she protested.

"That's a relief," I replied, as I carried on thrusting.

Prowess joke, I was a bit paranoid about my sexual prowess after catching my wife filling in a Cosmopolitan questi

I'm not usually one to brag about my chick-magnet prowess...

but that hot girl with the eye patch keeps winking at me.

My sexual prowess is comparable to the whole Russian Military.

Where I make it out to be much more powerful than it actually is.


When it comes to sexual prowess...

When it comes to sexual prowess, I don't mean to blow my own trumpet...but if I could I'd never leave the house!

A man who worked two jobs, archery manufacturing and mailman, was well known for his prowess in bed.

He could make them quiver when he delivered.

Prowess joke, A man who worked two jobs, archery manufacturing and mailman, was well known for his prowess in bed.

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An animal of grandeur with unwavering fortitude, physical prowess, majestic beauty...

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What is Riparian Land?

Kenyans showing off their English prowess and knowledge of Queen's English

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prowess properties jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prowess youthful piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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