Prowess Jokes
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An Englishman and Welshman were in a pub discusing their s**... prowess.
The Englishman boasts he's gotten laid with 27 different partners this year.
"What about *you*?" he asks the Welshman, who promptly falls asleep.
Lord of the Bow
So I was telling my friend about my prowess with a bow and arrow yesterday. I said "my best round ever didn't start so well, I only scored 1 point with each of my first two arrows. Got better after that, scored 2 with the next, then 3, then 5. On my 12th and final arrow I managed to score 144."
She was quick to point out that this was impossible, so I had to confess it was a fibbin' archery sequence.
I was a bit paranoid about my s**... prowess after catching my wife filling in a Cosmopolitan questionnaire -
"Is Your Man Bad In Bed?".
"It's just something to do when I'm bored" she protested.
"That's a relief," I replied, as I carried on thrusting.
I'm not usually one to brag about my chick-magnet prowess...
but that hot girl with the eye patch keeps winking at me.
My s**... prowess is comparable to the whole Russian Military.
Where I make it out to be much more powerful than it actually is.
When it comes to s**... prowess...
When it comes to s**... prowess, I don't mean to blow my own trumpet...but if I could I'd never leave the house!
A man who worked two jobs, archery manufacturing and mailman, was well known for his prowess in bed.
He could make them quiver when he delivered.
𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑖𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝐻𝑢𝑠𝑘𝑦
An animal of grandeur with unwavering fortitude, physical prowess, majestic beauty...
𝐻𝑢𝑠𝑘𝑦: *ᶜʰᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵒⁿ ᵗᵒⁿᵍᵘᵉ*
What is Riparian Land?
Kenyans showing off their English prowess and knowledge of Queen's English
Nakamushi! Nakamushi!
A businessman is on his first trip to Japan. To relax himself the night before his big meeting he gets a call girl. While he's b**... her she keeps on screaming
Nakamushi! Nakamushi! which he assumes is a complement on his s**... prowess.
The next his meeting goes well and he's invited to play golf with the Japanese CEO. The CEO sinks a particular long putt for a birdie and the businessman thinks 'I'll impress him with some Japanese' so he applauds the CEO and says
Nakamushi! Nakamushi! But the CEO frowns at him and says
What do you mean 'Wrong hole! Wrong hole'?
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