Howlingly Hilarious Provolone Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
Dad joke I came up with at work.
I work at a grocery store produce department. Today there was some misplaced cheese in a cooler. I saw it was sharp provolone. I took it to the deli lady and once she read it I said "be careful, it's sharp."
What do you call a lactose intolerant music artist?
Post Provolone
A cheesemaker is hard-strapped for cash...
He decided to get a Provolone.
This is my favorite sub.
Meatball with marinara, provolone, and parmesan on an Italian loaf.
Which guy does cheese always root for?
Volone. The cheese is provolone.
This sub is the best.
It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10
Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?
I'm staunchly pro-volone.
What do you call an italian assassin?
A provo-lone gunman
My family spent all of today calling me by different cheese names.
I told them I just wanted to be left provolone.
I went to an Italian restaurant the other day and the waiter was so nosy.
He kept asking if I was antipasto or provolone.
I went shopping . . .
I went to the supermarket to get some groceries. When I got to the dairy section, they only had one piece of cheese left.
It was provolone.
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I need to borrow some cheese
can I get a provolone?
Today at the grocery store, they only had one piece of cheese . . .
. . . it was provolone.
