The Best 11 Provolone Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Provolone jokes. There are some provolone pepperoni jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these provolone parmesan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Provolone Jokes and Puns

Dad joke I came up with at work.

I work at a grocery store produce department. Today there was some misplaced cheese in a cooler. I saw it was sharp provolone. I took it to the deli lady and once she read it I said "be careful, it's sharp."

A cheesemaker is hard-strapped for cash...

He decided to get a Provolone.

This is my favorite sub.

Meatball with marinara, provolone, and parmesan on an Italian loaf.

Provolone joke, This is my favorite sub.

This sub is the best.

It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.


What do you call an italian assassin?

A provo-lone gunman

My family spent all of today calling me by different cheese names.

I told them I just wanted to be left provolone.

Provolone joke, My family spent all of today calling me by different cheese names.

I went to an Italian restaurant the other day and the waiter was so nosy.

He kept asking if I was antipasto or provolone.

I went shopping . . .

I went to the supermarket to get some groceries. When I got to the dairy section, they only had one piece of cheese left.
It was provolone.

I need to borrow some cheese

can I get a provolone?

Today at the grocery store, they only had one piece of cheese . . .

. . . it was provolone.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the provolone halloumi jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working provolone havarti piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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