Provolone Jokes

Discover the perfect cheesy joke with these humorous provolone cheese jokes! From puns to clever wordplay, you can give your friends and family a laugh with lighthearted laughs about brie, edam and salami.

Howlingly Hilarious Provolone Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

Dad joke I came up with at work.

I work at a grocery store produce department. Today there was some misplaced cheese in a cooler. I saw it was sharp provolone. I took it to the deli lady and once she read it I said "be careful, it's sharp."

What do you call a lactose intolerant music artist?

Post Provolone

A cheesemaker is hard-strapped for cash...

He decided to get a Provolone.

This is my favorite sub.

Meatball with marinara, provolone, and parmesan on an Italian loaf.

Which guy does cheese always root for?

Volone. The cheese is provolone.

This sub is the best.

It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

Provolone joke, Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

What do you call an italian assassin?

A provo-lone gunman

My family spent all of today calling me by different cheese names.

I told them I just wanted to be left provolone.

I went to an Italian restaurant the other day and the waiter was so nosy.

He kept asking if I was antipasto or provolone.

I went shopping . . .

I went to the supermarket to get some groceries. When I got to the dairy section, they only had one piece of cheese left.
It was provolone.

You can explore provolone salami reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean provolone fromage dad jokes. There are also provolone puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I need to borrow some cheese

can I get a provolone?

Today at the grocery store, they only had one piece of cheese . . .

. . . it was provolone.

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