The Best 5 Proverbs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Proverbs jokes. There are some proverbs hebrews jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these proverbs chinese proverbs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Proverbs Jokes and Puns

I used to hate it when people slightly messed up proverbs...

But I guess it's no use crying over spoiled milk.

Today I met someone who never finishes his proverbs.

It's very irritating to talk to him, but you know what they say,

You know why the Bible is better than the dictionary?

The dictionary has verbs, but the Bible has PROverbs!

Today morning I wanted to go for a run

However, being a Christian, I remembered Proverbs 28:1, 'The wicked run even though no one pursues them...'

Why do people keep quoting proverbs?

To test if they've every made an effect on anyone.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the proverbs ascii jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working proverbs hosea piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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