Proverb Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Proverb jokes. There are some proverb soviet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these proverb old chinese proverb puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Uproarious Proverb Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

Ancient Chinese proverb:

Waitress who sit on lepers lap, always keep tip.

Chinese Proverb

Catch a man a fish and he eats for day. Teach a man to fish and you never see him on weekends.

Does the dog know the proverb?

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

Chinese Proverb: Man who run infront of car get tired...

Man who run behind car get exhausted

There is an old Scottish proverb that says....

If you're smart enough to fall asleep in a field of cows, you're guaranteed to get a pat on the back.

An old Ethiopian proverb

You can't have your cake or eat it.

Your body is your temple is a really terrible proverb to promote chastity.

Literally anyone can come inside a temple.

Proverb joke, Your body is your temple is a really terrible proverb to promote chastity.

Russian proverb: the church is near, but the road is icy...

The pub is far away, but I'll walk carefully.

Ancient Chinese proverb says

Man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

I have never agreed with the proverb "bros before hoes".

And that is why I was fired from my job at Oxford English Dictionary.

The old Chinese proverb says...

"If you don't know what to say, say the old Chinese proverb."

You can explore proverb phrase reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean proverb maxim dad jokes. There are also proverb puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

As the old baker's proverb goes...

You doughn't know what you've got til it's scone...

Old Chinese Proverb

Says "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok"

Ancient Chinese proverb

Ancient Chinese proverb say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day

Pakistani proverb.

Optimistic students take English. Pessimistic students take Chinese. Realists take Kalashnikov assault rifle.

A famous German proverb:

Belgium is like school. It's something you have to go through.

Proverb joke, A famous German proverb:

"The fastest way to end a war is to lose it"

-A german proverb

a Proverb

"floccinaucinihilipilification" is a proverb.

"Go" is an amateur verb.

If you think it, don't say it. If you say it, don't write it down. If you write it down, don't...

... be surprised.

-Soviet proverb. Also seemed relevant in light of the CIA news.

Old Jewish Proverb: It's better to have Russians cut-off the gas than ...

... have Germans pump it.

I'd rather say half a proverb


It's better to have half a proverb


Ancient Chinese Proverb

Once bitten, twice shy.
Once dragged off, one runs back.

After every great party there is a German to spoil it by asking for the bill

After every great party there is a German to spoil it by asking for the bill... A Greek proverb!

Something my Grandfather (WWII Vet) used to say.

Old proverb says, "Girl who fly plane upside-down, have crack-up."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the proverb czech puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working proverb chinese proverbs piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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