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Funniest Proverb Short Jokes

Short proverb jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The proverb humour may include short idiom jokes also.

1. Chinese Proverb Catch a man a fish and he eats for day. Teach a man to fish and you never see him on weekends.
2. I used to hate it when people slightly messed up proverbs... But I guess it's no use crying over spoiled milk.
3. Chinese Proverb: Man who run infront of car get tired... Man who run behind car get exhausted
4. There is an old Scottish proverb that says.... If you're smart enough to fall asleep in a field of cows, you're guaranteed to get a pat on the back.
5. Today I met someone who never finishes his proverbs. It's very irritating to talk to him, but you know what they say,
6. "We are doing very well," goes the Russian proverb, Not as well as last year,
   But certainly we are better off than we will be next year.
7. Your body is your temple is a really terrible proverb to promote chastity. Literally anyone can come inside a temple.
8. Russian proverb: the church is near, but the road is icy... The pub is far away, but I'll walk carefully.
9. The old Chinese proverb says... "If you don't know what to say, say the old Chinese proverb."
10. You know why the Bible is better than the dictionary? The dictionary has verbs, but the Bible has PROverbs!

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Proverb One Liners

Which proverb one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with proverb? I can suggest the ones about confucius sayings and confucius say.

1. Ancient Chinese proverb: Waitress who sit on lepers lap, always keep tip.
2. An old Ethiopian proverb You can't have your cake or eat it.
3. Ancient Chinese proverb says Man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.
4. As the old baker's proverb goes... You doughn't know what you've got til it's scone...
5. A famous German proverb: Belgium is like school. It's something you have to go through.
6. "The fastest way to end a war is to lose it" -A german proverb
7. a Proverb "floccinaucinihilipilification" is a proverb.
   "Go" is an amateur verb.
8. Why do people keep quoting proverbs? To test if they've every made an effect on anyone.
9. I'd rather say half a proverb .
10. It's better to have half a proverb .
11. Ancient Chinese Proverb Once bitten, twice shy.
    Once dragged off, one runs back.
12. Old Russian Proverb.... "You get out what you Putin."
13. Gandalf tried to tell me an old Arab proverb... "This, too, shall not pass"

Chinese Proverb Jokes

Here is a list of funny chinese proverb jokes and even better chinese proverb puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Pakistani proverb. Optimistic students take English. Pessimistic students take Chinese. Realists take Kalashnikov assault rifle.
• Old Chinese Proverb Says "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok"
• Ancient Chinese proverb Ancient Chinese proverb say man with hole in pocket feel c**... all day
• Old Chinese proverb: r**... impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!

Uproarious Proverb Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about proverb you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean proposition jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make proverb pranks.