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Let's all take a moment to Thank Amber Heard's team of Lawyers for their efforts and hard work
to prove Johnny Depp's innocence.
An overweight criminal takes a lie detector test to prove his innocence.
This is the cops' last chance to prove his guilt.
They hook him up to the detector and tell him, "First we will ask you an obvious question and you must lie. If the machine registers your lie we will ask you about the crime and you will go to jail. If it does not you are free to leave."
"I understand." He says.
"Everyone in this room is fit except you. Do you think you are the lightest?" They ask.
He says, "Sir, I am closer to the lie test than any of you."
*A man is trying to prove his innocence in court*
Defendant: "Please your honour, I don't have a single bad bone in my body"
Prosecutor: "Well according to your medical exam it appears you have osteoporosis"
Judge: "Guilty"
I'm creating a tv show where a man who lives with dead people is proved innocent of a crime
Its called Morgue and Freeman
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A police officer caught a man in possession of drugs.
The man, named Steve, claimed to be innocent.
Steve: "I have never bought c**... in my life, they just appear in my pockets at random."
The police officer is suspicious and tells Steve to prove it.
Steve leads the officer to a public bathroom and then proceeds to flush the crack down the toilet.
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After a couple of minutes, the officer asks when the c**... will show up again.
Steve: "What c**...?"
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