The Best 33 Prov Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Prov jokes. There are some prov provide jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prov healthy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Prov Jokes and Puns
How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
I can prove getting kicked in the nuts hurts worse than childbirth.
No guy has ever gotten kicked in the nuts, and then a couple years later says, You know, I'd like another one.
What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?
Ginger snaps.
It has been proven that people who talk to themselves are smarter.
At least, that's what I tell myself.
I can prove that primates don't exist...
Eight divides evenly by 2 or 4.
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer"
How do you prove human beings are inherently curious?
I'll prove I'm not a procrastinator...
It has been proven that more Americans watch television
than any other appliance.
It's been proven that vaccinated kids are more likely to have autism
because the ones that aren't vaccinated are dead
It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy.
Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest.
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How can you prove that 'I' before 'E' except after 'C' rule doesn't apply ?
Through Science.
I can prove 11 = 10 = 9
XI = X = IX
for any matrix X
How can you prove that the " 'i' before an 'e', except after 'c' " rule doesn't always apply?
Through science.
How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude?
Do it with SAS.
"It's been proven that 9 out of 10 single women who .....
"It's been proven that 9 out of 10 single women who sit at home and have conversations with their cats are mentally disturbed."
My dog's full of useful information like that.
It is a proven Scientific fact, that things expand when under immense heat...
I'm not fat, I'm really hot
They say if you have to prove you're straight, you're probably gay
And that is undeniable proof that I'm straight!
I'll do anything to prove I'm not lazy.
I'll go the whole three yards.
Proventative measures for preventing disease from biting insects
Don't bite them.
I can prove to you that electronics are powered by smoke...
by the irrefutable fact that they stop working when the smoke leaks out!
As the old baker's proverb goes...
You doughn't know what you've got til it's scone...
You know, it's a proven fact a little parking never killed a bunch of trees.
But a lot did.
The only provider of hay is deep in debt...
so the government decides to do a bale out.
How do you prove that Buddhism is the best religion?
Using the Dalai Lemma
The proven answer to the what the world's most fatning food is.
Wedding cake
a Proverb
"floccinaucinihilipilification" is a proverb.
"Go" is an amateur verb.
Every province in China has its own, unique foods.
Panda Chinese Kitchen comes from the Heatlamp province.
You know how I can prove Jesus wasn't black?
Because the body of Christ was a cracker!
I can prove global warming is real.
The Chicago Cubs are still playing its October already.
How to prove JokeExplainBot is actually a human?
I provoked my therapist but she didn't seem to approve.
I can't help it though, she just makes me feel a tease.
Proven scientific fact a males sperm count is reduced when vacuuming..
Nationwide it has affected 3 people.
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