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What is a good proudest joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

(My mother's proudest creation) What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals.
Yes, she's a math teacher.

One of my proudest memories as a father was the day I got to cut the cord...

Needless to say my son won't be bungee jumping again.

I just won 10 million dollars from a lottery ticket. I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

Those were the proudest 25 cents I ever donated.

A group of Native Americans are sitting around a campfire

A young brave asks the others, "When will I be given a name?"
"When you distinguish yourself in the tribe," answers Thundering Buffalo.
"Then the elders will recognize you with a name," says Rides By Moonlight.
"It is the proudest moment of a young brave's life," says Silent Wolf.
"Eh, it's overrated," says s**... In Breechcloth.

Put the conspiracies to rest, I've seen a real flying saucer before

It was not my family's proudest thanksgiving.

What is the proudest body part?

the veins

"What's your proudest achievement?" asked the job interviewer.

I said, "Getting here on time."

What do you call a video of a birthday party for a seventy year old breast cancer survivor ?

"Not your proudest fap."

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