Witty Proudest Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
(My mother's proudest creation) What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?
Simplifying Radicals.
Yes, she's a math teacher.
One of my proudest memories as a father was the day I got to cut the cord...
Needless to say my son won't be bungee jumping again.
I just won 10 million dollars from a lottery ticket. I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
Those were the proudest 25 cents I ever donated.
A group of Native Americans are sitting around a campfire
A young brave asks the others, "When will I be given a name?"
"When you distinguish yourself in the tribe," answers Thundering Buffalo.
"Then the elders will recognize you with a name," says Rides By Moonlight.
"It is the proudest moment of a young brave's life," says Silent Wolf.
"Eh, it's overrated," says Shits In Breechcloth.
Put the conspiracies to rest, I've seen a real flying saucer before
It was not my family's proudest thanksgiving.
What is the proudest body part?
the veins
"What's your proudest achievement?" asked the job interviewer.
I said, "Getting here on time."
What do you call a video of a birthday party for a seventy year old breast cancer survivor ?
"Not your proudest fap."
