Amusing Prototype Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
You may not be aware of it, but NASA conducted an experiment during the Apollo mission days.
They launched a collection of cows into orbit on a prototype rocket.
It was a herd shot round the world.
When god created the world, the prototype human was almost finished.
Then he said to the responsible construction angel: "Put little toes on them" "Why that?" "For the furniture, you'll see that it's going to be fun."
I got to test the new self driving prototype, the Ford Dixie
But it crashed and I can't get the police to help. They hang up every time after I tell them "My Dixie wrecked"
Honda made a car called the CRX before. Now they make one called the CRZ.
They skipped the one in the middle because the prototype was so bad, it made them CRY.
Two engineers are handling a prototype for a new cell phone that they worked on
First engineer: "There's no bezel and it's all made of glass, this thing is going to break so easily!"
Second engineer: "Are you saying that we should redesign this from scratch?!"
First engineer: "Well I think a good case could be made.."
What do you call a hybrid car prototype?
A Priustoric vehicle!
Why couldn't the Wong brothers get their prototype plane to fly?
Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.
I'm starting to make a robot that has a really high words per minute.
He's a pro-to-type.
What's a carpenter's prototype of a bar seat called?
A stool sample.
My 50 feet high contraption for measuring weight collapsed even though the smaller prototype worked.
I suppose the prototype didn't scale well.
What did Alex Mercer actually say to sgt Heller when they first met? (Prototype joke)
"Salmutations."
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What do you call prototype mint lollies?
Experimentos
Last week, the CEO of Planters Peanuts rented an entire Greyhound bus to ship 1 prototype peanut across the country. What does that mean he did?
He bussed a nut
To get around emission rules Volkswagen has a new prototype
The vehicle directs the exaust gas into the passanger compartment.
To be fair Israel was not the best test market.
Au revoir kilogram prototype! The world has just unanimously voted in a new kilogram based on Planck's constant.
Prepare for mass confusion
Have you heard about the newest broom prototype?
It's sweeping the nation!
Did you hear about the Allies prototype ice bomb from World War Two?
It was called "Hail Hitler".
I spent all day yesterday finalizing my new clock belt prototype
it was a complete waist of time
