Prototype Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prototype jokes. There are some prototype contraption jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prototype mannequin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Amusing Prototype Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

You may not be aware of it, but NASA conducted an experiment during the Apollo mission days.

They launched a collection of cows into orbit on a prototype rocket.

It was a herd shot round the world.

When god created the world, the prototype human was almost finished.

Then he said to the responsible construction angel: "Put little toes on them" "Why that?" "For the furniture, you'll see that it's going to be fun."

I got to test the new self driving prototype, the Ford Dixie

But it crashed and I can't get the police to help. They hang up every time after I tell them "My Dixie wrecked"

Honda made a car called the CRX before. Now they make one called the CRZ.

They skipped the one in the middle because the prototype was so bad, it made them CRY.

Two engineers are handling a prototype for a new cell phone that they worked on

First engineer: "There's no bezel and it's all made of glass, this thing is going to break so easily!"

Second engineer: "Are you saying that we should redesign this from scratch?!"

First engineer: "Well I think a good case could be made.."

What do you call a hybrid car prototype?

A Priustoric vehicle!

Why couldn't the Wong brothers get their prototype plane to fly?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Prototype joke, Why couldn't the Wong brothers get their prototype plane to fly?

I'm starting to make a robot that has a really high words per minute.

He's a pro-to-type.

What's a carpenter's prototype of a bar seat called?

A stool sample.

My 50 feet high contraption for measuring weight collapsed even though the smaller prototype worked.

I suppose the prototype didn't scale well.

What did Alex Mercer actually say to sgt Heller when they first met? (Prototype joke)

"Salmutations."

You can explore prototype cores reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean prototype production dad jokes. There are also prototype puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What do you call prototype mint lollies?

Experimentos

Last week, the CEO of Planters Peanuts rented an entire Greyhound bus to ship 1 prototype peanut across the country. What does that mean he did?

He bussed a nut

To get around emission rules Volkswagen has a new prototype

The vehicle directs the exaust gas into the passanger compartment.

To be fair Israel was not the best test market.

Au revoir kilogram prototype! The world has just unanimously voted in a new kilogram based on Planck's constant.

Prepare for mass confusion

Have you heard about the newest broom prototype?

It's sweeping the nation!

Prototype joke, Have you heard about the newest broom prototype?

Did you hear about the Allies prototype ice bomb from World War Two?

It was called "Hail Hitler".

I spent all day yesterday finalizing my new clock belt prototype

it was a complete waist of time

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prototype spec puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prototype executives piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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