Prototype Jokes
22 prototype jokes and hilarious prototype puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prototype that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Prototype Short Jokes
Short prototype jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prototype humour may include short construct jokes also.
- You may not be aware of it, but NASA conducted an experiment during the Apollo mission days. They launched a collection of cows into orbit on a prototype rocket.
It was a herd shot round the world. - I got to test the new self driving prototype, the Ford Dixie But it crashed and I can't get the police to help. They hang up every time after I tell them "My Dixie wrecked"
- Honda made a car called the CRX before. Now they make one called the CRZ. They skipped the one in the middle because the prototype was so bad, it made them CRY.
- Why couldn't the Wong brothers get their prototype plane to fly? Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.
- My 50 feet high contraption for measuring weight collapsed even though the smaller prototype worked. I suppose the prototype didn't scale well.
- What did Alex Mercer actually say to sgt Heller when they first met? (Prototype joke) "Salmutations."
- Last week, the CEO of Planters Peanuts rented an entire Greyhound bus to ship 1 prototype peanut across the country. What does that mean he did? He bussed a nut
- To get around emission rules Volkswagen has a new prototype The vehicle directs the exaust gas into the passanger compartment.
To be fair Israel was not the best test market. - Au revoir kilogram prototype! The world has just unanimously voted in a new kilogram based on Planck's constant. Prepare for mass confusion
- I spent all day yesterday finalizing my new clock belt prototype it was a complete waist of time
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Prototype One Liners
Which prototype one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prototype? I can suggest the ones about instance and creator.
- What do you call a hybrid car prototype? A Priustoric vehicle!
- I'm starting to make a robot that has a really high words per minute. He's a pro-to-type.
- What's a carpenter's prototype of a bar seat called? A stool sample.
- What do you call prototype mint lollies? Experimentos
- Have you heard about the newest broom prototype? It's sweeping the nation!
- I just downloaded and installed a girlfriend prototype. I call her Baeta
Amusing Prototype Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about prototype you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean methods jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prototype pranks.
Donald Trump approaches the wall prototypes.
Donald Trump is approaching the wall prototypes when suddenly a secret service agent yells "Mickey Mouse!".
A man appears to have jumped across the boarder holding something suspicious.
The secret service agents tackle him and the situation is secure.
Someone then asks what the Mickey Mouse shouting was about.
The agent goes "I was startled, I meant to say Donald Duck!"
When god created the world, the prototype human was almost finished.
Then he said to the responsible construction angel: "Put little toes on them" "Why that?" "For the furniture, you'll see that it's going to be fun."
Two engineers are handling a prototype for a new cell phone that they worked on
First engineer: "There's no bezel and it's all made of glass, this thing is going to break so easily!"
Second engineer: "Are you saying that we should redesign this from scratch?!"
First engineer: "Well I think a good case could be made.."
