Protons Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Protons jokes. There are some protons sulfur jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Amusing & Witty Protons Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

A proton walks into a bar...

jk protons can't walk

An atom asks another atom,

Do these protons make my mass look big?

Do you have 11 protons?

Because you are sodium fine :p

Do you have 11 protons?

Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine...

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Ever notice how at subatomic levels, everything starts rhyming?

You've got muons and gluons, protons and neutrons, but that higgs boson, what a radical.

Girl, do you have 67 protons?

Cuz you a Ho

Did you hear that Protons have mass?...

I didn't even know they were Catholic!

Protons joke, Did you hear that Protons have mass?...

You must have 11 protons

Because you're sodium cute

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

What do you get when you smash two old protons together in the large hadron collider

a muon.

I'd like to give a shout out to protons-

for keeping our community positive.

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The Universe is made of Electrons, Protons, Neutrons and..


There are two ways to trigger a nuclear chain reaction: ...

The first involves hitting uranium with accelerated protons. The second is mentioning Hillary and Feminism in one sentence.

Does your girlfriend have 67 protons?

I've heard she's a ho.

A man gave me 79 protons

Thanks for the gold!

Teacher and student

Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass?

Student: 😳 I didn't even know they were catholics.

Protons joke, Teacher and student

Oxygen and potassium went on a date... went ok.

Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

The other chemicals were like 'omg'!

Two noble gases went on a date.

There was no reaction.

Two protons went on a date.

There was no attraction.

Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.

They felt a little sour after it.

Hydrogen and nitrogen went on a date.

They had a basic night out.

Sodium and chlorine went on a date.

There was assault.

Potassium and water went on a date.

It was lit.

Two protons walk into a bar...

And see three electrons in a corner. One turns to the other says they should leave. The other asks him why and he says "I don't like them, the always turn everything so negative".

Do you have 11 protons?

Because you look Sodium fine.

Special shop sale:

electrons: 10 cents

protons: 10 cents

neutrons: free of charge

Protons have mass?

I didnt know they were Catholic.

The world is made of Protons, Electrons, and Neutrons...

What about morons?

What happens when you take strong acid?

It readily donates protons.

Did you hear about the protesters who smeared themselves with protons?

They were advocating body positivity.

I learned that protons have Mass

I had no idea that were Catholic!

I took two protons and two neutrons to my friend's birthday

That's what makes a party cool

Protons joke, I took two protons and two neutrons to my friend's birthday

What is satan's favourite chemical?

Carbon. because it has 6 protons 6 neutrons and 6 electrons

Scientists say the universe is full of protons, neutrons and electrons.

But they forgot to mention morons.

What did the protons yell as they rushed into battle?


I got talking to a girl the other day

And I said, "Hey, do you have 11 protons? 'Coz you're sodium fine."

I've been calibrating my new device which measures the electric charge of subatomic particles by testing it on Protons

So far, the results have been positive.

All Electrons were having the party

All Electrons were having the party

Suddenly protons attacked them..

A hero came and saved the electrons..

Electrons asked hero: "Who are you ?? "





Hero said : " BOND .. COVALENT BOND "

A guy wants to build a nuke. He goes to a supplier and asks...

"How much are the protons?"

"A dime a dozen, and the neutrons are free of charge."

Teacher: Did you know protons have mass?

Student: I didn't even know they're religious.


An electron and a proton go into a bar.
Proton: "You're round."
Electron: "Are you sure?"
Proton: "I'm positive."

Why did the protons vote for Harry Potter tp be president?

Because they didnt want to Elect Ron

Did you know protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic!

Protons, neutrons and electrons

Are the little things that matter.

Protons have mass?

Never knew they were Catholic

What did the chemist say to his gf when they broke up?

If you were an atom you would have 67 protons

55 protons, 78 neutrons, 55 electrons, 6 croutons.

Cesium salad.

Did you know protons have mass?

Me neither i didn't know they were Catholic

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