Protons Jokes

Funniest Protons Short Jokes

Short protons jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The protons humour may include short neutron proton jokes also.

1. Why did the dad proton want his daughter proton to marry an electron? So the wedding would be free of charge
2. What did the Neutron say to the Proton in the nucleus? "Thanks for letting me live here free of charge!"
3. Teacher and student Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass?
   Student: 😳 I didn't even know they were catholics.
4. Scientists say the universe is full of protons, neutrons and electrons. But they forgot to mention morons.
5. A guy wants to build a nuke. He goes to a supplier and asks... "How much are the protons?"
   "A dime a dozen, and the neutrons are free of charge."
6. A proton walks up to an electron The proton says, "Why so negative?"
   The electron says, "My wife is cheating on me."
7. A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron. Help me look for it."
   The neutron says "Are you sure?"
   The proton replies "I'm positive."
8. Did you know protons have mass? Me neither i didn't know they were Catholic
9. Protons, neutrons and electrons Are the little things that matter.
10. What is satan's favourite chemical? Carbon. because it has 6 protons 6 neutrons and 6 electrons

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Protons One Liners

Which protons one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with protons? I can suggest the ones about proton electron and hydrogen atoms.

1. I used to be a halogen Then I took a proton to the Ne.
2. Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine :p
3. Size of matter in descending order. Molecule > Atom > Proton > Quark > x on a mobile ad
4. What did the protons yell as they rushed into battle? *CHARGE!*
5. Did you hear that Protons have mass?... I didn't even know they were Catholic!
6. Did you know protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!
7. Protons have mass? I didnt know they were Catholic.
8. You must have 11 protons Because you're sodium cute
9. A man gave me 79 protons Thanks for the gold!
10. I'd like to give a shout out to protons- for keeping our community positive.
11. An atom asks another atom, Do these protons make my mass look big?
12. Protons have mass? Never knew they were Catholic
13. Special shop sale: electrons: 10 cents
    protons: 10 cents
    neutrons: free of charge
14. 55 protons, 78 neutrons, 55 electrons, 6 croutons. Cesium salad.
15. What does electron and proton say when they go to war? Chaaaarge!!

Amusing & Witty Protons Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about protons you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean neutron jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make protons pranks.