The Best 5 Protip Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Protip jokes. There are some protip chameleoff jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these protip newb puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Protip Jokes and Puns

Protip: If you're looking for a needle in a haystack...

...you should probably be more concerned about confronting your horse concerning his drug problem

Protip: If you stir some coconut oil into your kale

It makes it easier to scrape into the trash

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

"Moo."

What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch?

"Moo."

What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence?

"Moo."

What did the cow say when she got hit by a train?

"Why does everything always happen to meeee?"

Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What's the difference between a life pro-tip and a pro-life tip?

One tells you to keep the kid, the other is instructions for building a pipe bomb.

What do you call advise about foreskin hygiene?

A protip protip.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the protip chitin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working protip reliever piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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