Protestors Jokes
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Funniest Protestors Short Jokes
Short protestors jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The protestors humour may include short demo jokes also.
- Why did the pig cross the road? Because the chicken told him to teargas protestors for a photo-op
- How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
- Ugly scenes Ugly scenes in centre of Leicester this evening
An 'anti Trump' protestor threw a traffic cone, narrowly missing US President by 5802 miles - Ferguson Protestors looted a Payless Shoe store last night... Cleaned the place out, nothing left but work boot...
- I heard on the radio that protestors in Beijing are demanding authentic democratic reforms. Unfortunately, all they can get is cheap Chinese knockoffs.
- How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
- Protests have erupted in the streets and protestors are throwing pumpkins at police officers They're going to have to call in the National Gourd
- How many Trump protestors does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. Trump protestors won't change anything.
- What do protestors and people with big noses have in common? They both know how to picket.
- Dear protestors, rosa parks refused to give up her seat on the bus, she didn't trash it. There's a difference.
Pls don't crucify me
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Protestors One Liners
Which protestors one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with protestors? I can suggest the ones about rally and supporters.
- Why did Bill Barr gas protestors? So the chicken could cross the road
- Some protestors are breaking into congress I hear it is a capitol offense
- Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus? They went straight for the juggler.
- A protestor walks into a bar Or so the police claim.
- How many cops does it take to tackle a 120 pound female protestor? All of them
- Why did the protestors start throwing bread? Because they wanted to rye it.
- What does a Persian president say when he sees protestors? I came, I saw, I ran.
- Why do anti-war protestors march in odd groups? Because they Kent even.
- what do you call a group of protestors? unemployed
- Know how to appease a protestor? Give' m a pop quiz!
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What funny jokes about protestors you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean demonstrate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make protestors pranks.
A Jewish mother walks by a planned parenthood and sees a protestor who's sign says life begins at conception
She goes up to the man and says that may be true of Christian babies, but a Jewish fetus isn't viable until it graduates medical school!
LG created a new proprietary Bluetooth technology and protestors are now rallying against the the IEEE 802.15.1 Bluetooth standard
Manufacturers have quickly adopted to LG's new protocol, as they are afraid of not supporting the LGBT.
There is a group of protestors chanting about fat acceptance.
There is a group of protestors chanting about fat acceptance. A married couple watched from a bench.
The husband told his wife, "it looks like there's fifty protestors over there!"
"I only counted ten." responded his wife.
The husband turned back to her, "I said it *looks* like fifty."
A protestor wearing a Black Lives Matter t-shirt walks into a bar
The bartender asks what will you have. The protestor replies only ice . The bartender looks at him with a very confused look and says sorry did you say you only wanted ice? The protester says that's right - just ice.
