Protestors Jokes

Funniest Protestors Short Jokes

Short protestors jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The protestors humour may include short demo jokes also.

1. Why did the pig cross the road? Because the chicken told him to teargas protestors for a photo-op
2. How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
3. Ugly scenes Ugly scenes in centre of Leicester this evening
   An 'anti Trump' protestor threw a traffic cone, narrowly missing US President by 5802 miles
4. Ferguson Protestors looted a Payless Shoe store last night... Cleaned the place out, nothing left but work boot...
5. Protests have erupted in the streets and protestors are throwing pumpkins at police officers They're going to have to call in the National Gourd
6. Dear protestors, rosa parks refused to give up her seat on the bus, she didn't trash it. There's a difference.
   Pls don't crucify me
7. You what's the best thing about being an Antifa protestor? You never have to take off work to go to a protest
8. A buddy and I went out to grab some dinner, figured the protestors in Ottawa would be ecstatic we were exercising our freedom. Turns out they were quite unhappy with the man-date.
9. I think my bakeries recipes need to change. Today I woke up to a bunch of protestors shouting about white flour
10. Why did Trump retract claims that George Soros was behind the paid protestors that have taken to the streets since his inauguration? He was jealous that Soros had created more jobs than he had.

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Protestors One Liners

Which protestors one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with protestors? I can suggest the ones about rally and supporters.

1. Why did Bill Barr gas protestors? So the chicken could cross the road
2. Some protestors are breaking into congress I hear it is a capitol offense
3. Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus? They went straight for the juggler.
4. A protestor walks into a bar Or so the police claim.
5. Why did the protestors start throwing bread? Because they wanted to rye it.
6. What does a Persian president say when he sees protestors? I came, I saw, I ran.
7. what do you call a group of protestors? unemployed
8. Know how to appease a protestor? Give' m a pop quiz!
9. How many cops does it take to tackle a 120 pound female protestor? All of them
10. Why do anti-war protestors march in odd groups? Because they Kent even.

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