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Why did Bill Barr gas protestors?
So the chicken could cross the road
Why did the pig cross the road?
Because the chicken told him to teargas protestors for a photo-op
How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
LG created a new proprietary Bluetooth technology and protestors are now rallying against the the IEEE 802.15.1 Bluetooth standard
Manufacturers have quickly adopted to LG's new protocol, as they are afraid of not supporting the LGBT.
Ferguson Protestors looted a Payless Shoe store last night...
Cleaned the place out, nothing left but work boots...
Some protestors are breaking into congress
I hear it is a capitol offense
I heard on the radio that protestors in Beijing are demanding authentic democratic reforms.
Unfortunately, all they can get is cheap Chinese knockoffs.
How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
There is a group of protestors chanting about fat acceptance.
There is a group of protestors chanting about fat acceptance. A married couple watched from a bench.
The husband told his wife, "it looks like there's fifty protestors over there!"
"I only counted ten." responded his wife.
The husband turned back to her, "I said it *looks* like fifty."
Protests have erupted in the streets and protestors are throwing pumpkins at police officers
They're going to have to call in the National Gourd
How many Trump protestors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Doesn't matter. Trump protestors won't change anything.
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Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus?
They went straight for the juggler.
What do protestors and people with big noses have in common?
They both know how to picket.
Dear protestors,
Rosa parks refused to give up her seat on the bus, she didn't trash it. There's a difference.
Pls don't crucify me
A buddy and I went out to grab some dinner, figured the protestors in Ottawa would be ecstatic we were exercising our freedom.
Turns out they were quite unhappy with the man-date.
I know many people have been appalled by reopen protestors risking public health for questionable reasoning. But, just remember 2-3% of em' will be dead in the next few months anyway....
....not from Coronavirus but from fireworks accidents and ATV rollovers
Why did the protestors start throwing bread?
Because they wanted to rye it.
I think my bakeries recipes need to change.
Today I woke up to a bunch of protestors shouting about white flour
What does a Persian president say when he sees protestors?
I came, I saw, I ran.
Why did Trump retract claims that George Soros was behind the paid protestors that have taken to the streets since his inauguration?
He was jealous that Soros had created more jobs than he had.
You know what, those protests changed my mind
I thought only some of them didn't have jobs but now I think all of the protestors don't have jobs.
Why were there so many protestors in CA this weekend?
Because they were able to turn all that new water into whine.
Why do anti-war protestors march in odd groups?
Because they Kent even.
What were the protestors outside Erin Andrew's court house shouting today?
White Nudes Matter!
