The Best 23 Protestors Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Protestors jokes. There are some protestors rally jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these protestors activists puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Protestors Jokes and Puns

Why did Bill Barr gas protestors?

So the chicken could cross the road

Why did the pig cross the road?

Because the chicken told him to teargas protestors for a photo-op

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

Protestors joke, How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

LG created a new proprietary Bluetooth technology and protestors are now rallying against the the IEEE 802.15.1 Bluetooth standard

Manufacturers have quickly adopted to LG's new protocol, as they are afraid of not supporting the LGBT.

Ferguson Protestors looted a Payless Shoe store last night...

Cleaned the place out, nothing left but work boots...


Some protestors are breaking into congress

I hear it is a capitol offense

I heard on the radio that protestors in Beijing are demanding authentic democratic reforms.

Unfortunately, all they can get is cheap Chinese knockoffs.

Protestors joke, I heard on the radio that protestors in Beijing are demanding authentic democratic reforms.

There is a group of protestors chanting about fat acceptance.

There is a group of protestors chanting about fat acceptance. A married couple watched from a bench.

The husband told his wife, "it looks like there's fifty protestors over there!"

"I only counted ten." responded his wife.

The husband turned back to her, "I said it *looks* like fifty."

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Protests have erupted in the streets and protestors are throwing pumpkins at police officers

They're going to have to call in the National Gourd

How many Trump protestors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Trump protestors won't change anything.

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Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus?

They went straight for the juggler.

What do protestors and people with big noses have in common?

They both know how to picket.

Dear protestors,

Rosa parks refused to give up her seat on the bus, she didn't trash it. There's a difference.

Pls don't crucify me

I know many people have been appalled by reopen protestors risking public health for questionable reasoning. But, just remember 2-3% of em' will be dead in the next few months anyway....

....not from Coronavirus but from fireworks accidents and ATV rollovers

Why did the protestors start throwing bread?

Because they wanted to rye it.

Protestors joke, Why did the protestors start throwing bread?

I think my bakeries recipes need to change.

Today I woke up to a bunch of protestors shouting about white flour

What does a Persian president say when he sees protestors?

I came, I saw, I ran.

Why did Trump retract claims that George Soros was behind the paid protestors that have taken to the streets since his inauguration?

He was jealous that Soros had created more jobs than he had.


You know what, those protests changed my mind

I thought only some of them didn't have jobs but now I think all of the protestors don't have jobs.

Why were there so many protestors in CA this weekend?

Because they were able to turn all that new water into whine.

Why do anti-war protestors march in odd groups?

Because they Kent even.

What were the protestors outside Erin Andrew's court house shouting today?

White Nudes Matter!

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