The Best 14 Protestor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Protestor jokes. There are some protestor npr jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these protestor ithberg puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Protestor Jokes and Puns

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

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Ugly scenes in centre of Leicester this evening

An 'anti Trump' protestor threw a traffic cone, narrowly missing US President by 5802 miles

Some protestors are breaking into congress

I hear it is a capitol offense

Protestor joke, Some protestors are breaking into congress

What do protestors and people with big noses have in common?

They both know how to picket.

A protestor walks into a bar

Or so the police claim.


Anti gay protestor: sodomy makes Jesus cry

Counter protesters: sounds like Jesus isn't using enough lube...

A protestor wearing a Black Lives Matter t-shirt walks into a bar

The bartender asks what will you have. The protestor replies only ice . The bartender looks at him with a very confused look and says sorry did you say you only wanted ice? The protester says that's right - just ice.

Protestor joke, A protestor wearing a Black Lives Matter t-shirt walks into a bar

You what's the best thing about being an Antifa protestor?

You never have to take off work to go to a protest

A protestor shouted, "Trump will make America worse for Gays, Jews, Blacks, Muslims, and Latinos!" A Trump supporter shouted back, "That's not true..."

"...he won't make it worse for Jews!"

How many cops does it take to tackle a 120 pound female protestor?

All of them

A protestor saw me in London today and decided to throw a squeezy bottle of mayo at me...

... I yelled at him "What the Hell-Man!!!"

You can explore protestor rally reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean protestor activist dad jokes. There are also protestor puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why did the protestors start throwing bread?

Because they wanted to rye it.

Why were there so many protestors in CA this weekend?

Because they were able to turn all that new water into whine.

What were the protestors outside Erin Andrew's court house shouting today?

White Nudes Matter!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the protestor protester jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working protestor demonstration piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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