Giggle-Inducing Protestor Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
A Jewish mother walks by a planned parenthood and sees a protestor who's sign says life begins at conception
She goes up to the man and says that may be true of Christian babies, but a Jewish fetus isn't viable until it graduates medical school!
Ugly scenes
Ugly scenes in centre of Leicester this evening
An 'anti Trump' protestor threw a traffic cone, narrowly missing US President by 5802 miles
Some protestors are breaking into congress
I hear it is a capitol offense
What do protestors and people with big noses have in common?
They both know how to picket.
A protestor wearing a Black Lives Matter t-shirt walks into a bar
The bartender asks what will you have. The protestor replies only ice . The bartender looks at him with a very confused look and says sorry did you say you only wanted ice? The protester says that's right - just ice.
A protestor walks into a bar
Or so the police claim.
Anti gay protestor: sodomy makes Jesus cry
Counter protesters: sounds like Jesus isn't using enough lube...
You what's the best thing about being an Antifa protestor?
You never have to take off work to go to a protest
A protestor shouted, "Trump will make America worse for Gays, Jews, Blacks, Muslims, and Latinos!" A Trump supporter shouted back, "That's not true..."
"...he won't make it worse for Jews!"
How many cops does it take to tackle a 120 pound female protestor?
All of them
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A protestor saw me in London today and decided to throw a squeezy bottle of mayo at me...
... I yelled at him "What the Hell-Man!!!"
Why did the protestors start throwing bread?
Because they wanted to rye it.
Why were there so many protestors in CA this weekend?
Because they were able to turn all that new water into whine.
What were the protestors outside Erin Andrew's court house shouting today?
White Nudes Matter!
