Amusing & Witty Protesters Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
Trick question. Protesters never change anything.
inspired by frontpage's TIL about the guy fawkes mask: how many occupy protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?
none, occupy protesters can't change anything.
How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
None; they can't change anything.
How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
What does Hillary Clinton use to drown the noise of Black Lives Matter protesters?
White noise
How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
The police got all the democrat protesters in California to leave last night
They gave them participation awards
What thing do cops and protesters both like to do?
Go clubbing.
Shouting, "You're all pathetic idiots!" to freedom of speech protesters...
Soon changes their tone.
Police are pepper spraying protesters at the Inauguration today.
I don't know if that is to hurt them, or just give them all Orange Face?
I think these protesters are sending the wrong message...
because they keep telling me to Love Trump's Hate.
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Today I went to the protest
The protesters aren't going to mace themselves
Trump did a better job getting people to exercise in 1 month than Michelle Obama did in 8 years
Look at all those protesters on the streets!
What do lobsters and tiananmen square protesters have in common
they are both crushedasians
Why do protesters refuse to brush their teeth?
Because plaque lives matter.
Did you hear about the protesters who smeared themselves with protons?
They were advocating body positivity.
Why was the butter confused at the protesters marching down the street?
He didn't know what it was like to be marginalized.
when protesters are about to surround a Planned Parenthood and the cops show up
do you think they yell "Abort! Abort!"
What are called the private parts of nude protesters?
Public parts!
How many anti-gun protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
Could be 100,
Could be 1000.
But the amount doesn't matter because they can't change anything.
Anti gay protestor: sodomy makes Jesus cry
Counter protesters: sounds like Jesus isn't using enough lube...
How do you stop pro-life protesters from dropping their phones?
Stop roundhouse kicking them.
What do you call a mob of angry protesters that lost the vote?
White Noise
What does handicapped protesters stands for?
They can't
Protesters in Paris just attacked a fromagerie (cheese shop)!
There's nothing left but de brie.
Did you hear police are joining protesters nowadays?
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Which matter is denser than a black hole?
The grey matter inside lockdown protesters.
I counted 1500 lockdown protesters in our city.
Hold on, it's 900.
Why do the police prefer Uber?
Before protesters were always calling them ACAB.
What should protesters ride to get back home from the BLM protests?
A cab
Some say cops are bad, protesters are good. Some say cops are good, rioters are bad.
Is it really such a black and white issue?
Did you hear that cops are going to start using bodycams when interacting with protesters?
Oops typo. Body*slams*.
What do the protesters season their food with?
Assault and pepper spray.
Protesters pulled down a statue of Francis Scott Key last weekend
Francis Got Keystered.
Yesterday, UK protesters tore down monuments of Boris Johnson and Theresa May
Lawyers assume that they will be charged for a statue-tory crime
Which font do the protesters use to paint BLACK LIVES MATTER onto the streets of New York City?
Times Square New Roman.
What do you get when a few thousand terrorists take over the Capitol?
Excuse me, they are called protesters.
First there were BLM protesters and now Trump supporters
Looks like orange is the new black
