The Best 21 Protester Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Protester jokes. There are some protester objector jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these protester voter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Protester Jokes and Puns

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

A Donald Trump campaign sign was found defaced with a swastika

No one knows if it was done by a supporter or a protester

So this Hong Protester and a Chinese Official find each other on a Reddit sub...

***\[redacted\]***

Protester joke, So this Hong Protester and a Chinese Official find each other on a Reddit sub...

Why do protesters refuse to brush their teeth?

Because plaque lives matter.

What do the protesters season their food with?

Assault and pepper spray.


I asked my wife if she wanted to role play tonight.

She could be the Capitol building, and I'd be a Trump protester.

how many black live matters protester does it take to screw in a light bulb?

no one knows it was too dark to see them.

Protester joke, how many black live matters protester does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A protestor wearing a Black Lives Matter t-shirt walks into a bar

The bartender asks what will you have. The protestor replies only ice . The bartender looks at him with a very confused look and says sorry did you say you only wanted ice? The protester says that's right - just ice.

How do you make a protester cry?

Tear gas

What should protesters ride to get back home from the BLM protests?

A cab

A protester who shouted "Donald Trump is a moron!" in front of the White House was arrested by the secret service and given 25 years in prison.

5 years for defamation, the court had announced, and an additional 20 years for leaking top-secret information.

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I think these protesters are sending the wrong message...

because they keep telling me to Love Trump's Hate.

Trump protester: it's impossible to round up 11 million people and ship them somewhere.

Trump supporter: why are you denying the Holocaust

Protesters pulled down a statue of Francis Scott Key last weekend

Francis Got Keystered.

This one might be a little non-PC, but...

What would an anti-mentally-handicapped people protester group would yell?

"DOWN WITH TOURETTE!"

when protesters are about to surround a Planned Parenthood and the cops show up

do you think they yell "Abort! Abort!"

Protester joke, when protesters are about to surround a Planned Parenthood and the cops show up

I have proof that Kek is a racist.

Just last week I saw him eat a black flies matter protester.

What did the hippy and the conservitave protester have in common ?

They both need haircuts.

Protesters in Paris just attacked a fromagerie (cheese shop)!

There's nothing left but de brie.


Why did the protester picket the football game?

Because he found the touchdowns offensive.

What did the sexist male police officer say to the female police officer who was trying to arrest an Occupy Wall Street protester who did not believe that the female police officer was an officer of the law?

Honey, badge her.

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