Protested Calling Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Protested Calling jokes. There are some protested calling jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these protested calling puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Amusing & Witty Protested Calling Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

My daughter just asked me to call her iPad….

My 7 year old daughter was getting ready for bed and was looking for her iPad. Dad, can you call my iPad? She asked me. I was ready for this moment. Without hesitation I replied what do you want me to call it? She looked at me blankly. No…call my iPad she protested. I cupped my hand to my mouth and bellowed Emily's iPad over and over. She finally caught on and we shared a laugh. I called her iPad on my phone, it rang in the other room.

This Halloween I decided to go as a harp. As I walked into the party, a gentleman asked, "what are you supposed to be?"

"A harp", I replied.
"No, no. You're much too small to be a harp" he protested.
So I asked, "are you calling me a lyre?"

What do you call a group of rebellious ants?

Protestants

Probably old, but I got it in email and it made me chuckle.

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her
return, her father cursed her heavily. "Where have ye been all this
time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why
didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother
through?""

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff... Dad...I became...a prostitute."

"Ye what!!? Get outta here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgrace to this Catholic family."

"OK, Dad, as ye wish. I just came back to give Mum this luxurious
fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $2 million savings certificate.

For me little brother, this gold Rolex, And for ye, Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the country club... (takes a breath)... and an
invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" asks Dad.

The girl, crying again answered, "Sniff, sniff...a prostitute, Daddy!
Sniff, sniff."

"Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant.
Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!!!"

A weak little man applied for a job as a lumberjack...

...but the foreman refused to take him because he was too small. "I may look puny," protested the man, "but I'm not. Just give me a chance to show you my strength."

The foreman consented and told the man to go chop down a giant redwood that stood nearby. Half an hour later, to the foreman's shock, the redwood was lying on the ground.

"Where'd you learn to cut down trees like that?" the foreman asked.

"The Sahara Forest," the man answered.

"You mean the Sahara Desert?" the foreman ventured.

"Sure," said that man, "if that's what they call it now."

An amateur golfer playing in his first tournament

was delighted when a beautiful girl came up to him after the round and suggested he come over for a while. The fellow was a bit embarrassed to explain that he really couldn't stay all night but that he'd be glad to come over for a while. Twenty minutes later they were in he bed making love. When it was over, he got out of bed and started getting dressed.

"Hey," called the girl from beneath the covers, "where do you think you're going? Arnold Palmer wouldn't leave so early."

At that he the golfer stripped off his clothes and jumped on top of her. After they'd made love a second time, he got out of bed and put his pants back on.

"What are you up to?" she called. "Jack Nicklaus wouldn't think of leaving now." So the golfer pulled off his pants and screwed her a third time, and afterward he started to get dressed.

"C'mon, you can't leave yet," protested the girl. "Tiger Woods wouldn't call it a day."

"Lady, would you tell me one thing?" asked the golfer, looking at her very seriously. "What's par for this hole?"

an irish girl confesses shes a prostitute to her father

at first he gets stupid angry starts yelling at her, how could she betray him, calls her all kinds of names including soup taker. She looks confused at this and asks her father to accompany her to confession. Her dad stares at her for a moment and then he hugs her, crying tears of relief. The he says, "I thought you said you were a protestant!"

Why aren't mass protests called weight protests?

The situation never has enough gravity to warrant it.

Protests have erupted in the streets and protestors are throwing pumpkins at police officers

They're going to have to call in the National Gourd

What do you call it when your intestines start protesting?

A bowel movement.

What do you call someone who attends both catholic and protestant church services?

They're bisectual

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What do you call a city filled with protesting geese?

Honk Kong

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

My mom's sister got a sex change and married a white Protestant minister

We now call them Aunt-Man and the Wasp.

Did you hear that Republicans finally found an appropriate movement to protest Coronavirus?

It's called The No Lives Matter Movement.

A cop walks into a protest

A cop walks into a protest and is immediately called racist.

He says, "I'm not racist! My wife has a black eye!"

What are protests by transgender little people called?

Microtransactions

What do you call a group of Karen's like the ones protesting lockdowns?

A Covid of Karens.

What do you call it when all the pieces on the Chess Board go on Strike??

A Piece-ful Protest.

What are called the private parts of nude protesters?

Public parts!

What do you call white riot

A protest

What do you call a Protesting Catholic?

A Lutheran!

So an atheist man lives in a over conservative Irish neighborhood...

... and calls a cab. The heavily accented cab driver says to him, "Before you get in, I gotta know your religion."

So he replied, "Oh, no, I'm an atheist, actually."

The cab driver stared at him a moment before asking, "Yeah, but is it the Catholic God you don't believe in or the Protestant one?"

What do you call a group of black criminals?

A "protest" apparently.

Why do the police prefer Uber?

Before protesters were always calling them ACAB.

What do you call a protestant in love?

A Popeless romantic.

What do you call a section of musicians who refuse to play?

A non-violin protest

What do you call a mob of angry protesters that lost the vote?

White Noise

Why are they called protests?

Shouldn't they be called antitests?

College professors around the world are protesting people using a precise word meaning exactly for emphasis, and throwing garbage at the floor.

It's called the litter-raly

What do you call a male feminist who pees sitting down to protest gender roles?

A man, duh.

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