Gather Around for Fun Protesta Jokes and Laughter with Friends
A Protestant and a Catholic are sitting in a pub
A Protestant and a Catholic are sitting in a pub talking about birth control.
The Protestant says to the Catholic, "My religion allows me to use a condom when I make love to my wife but yours does not. Yet I've got 14 children and you have only 2. How can this be?"
The Catholic replies, "It's quite simple, I have sex during the safe times of the day."
"And when is that ?" asks the Protestant.
"When you're at work." replies the Catholic.
I don't have a Protestant work ethic...
I have the Catholic work ethic; in that I don't work... but I do feel very guilty about it.
How do Protestants like their orange juice?
without Pope
What do you call a rebelling Eukaryote?
A Protesta
Why are Protestants like birds?
They both have a Diet of Worms
Protestant humor: Wherever you find four Catholics, you'll find a fifth.
Of Whiskey for those who may not get it.