Protesta Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Protesta jokes. There are some protesta whiskey jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these protesta prefer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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A Protestant and a Catholic are sitting in a pub

A Protestant and a Catholic are sitting in a pub talking about birth control.

The Protestant says to the Catholic, "My religion allows me to use a condom when I make love to my wife but yours does not. Yet I've got 14 children and you have only 2. How can this be?"

The Catholic replies, "It's quite simple, I have sex during the safe times of the day."

"And when is that ?" asks the Protestant.

"When you're at work." replies the Catholic.

I don't have a Protestant work ethic...

I have the Catholic work ethic; in that I don't work... but I do feel very guilty about it.

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope

What do you call a rebelling Eukaryote?

A Protesta

Why are Protestants like birds?

They both have a Diet of Worms

Protestant humor: Wherever you find four Catholics, you'll find a fifth.

Of Whiskey for those who may not get it.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the protesta eternal puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working protesta pub piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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