Protein Shake Jokes

Funniest Protein Shake Short Jokes

Short protein shake jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The protein shake humour may include short protein powder jokes also.

1. My personal trainer told me to drink a protein shake everyday at 3 in the morning. But that's whey past my bedtime.
2. Got up at 6am today. Did yoga. Had a protein shake. Ran six miles. Started lying about everything.
3. Two bodybuilders are having a conversation in h**.... Man 1: Hey dude, do you think there is anywhere down here where I could get a protein shake?
   Man 2: Dude, there's no whey in h**....
4. A Bodybuilder Enters h**... After a full day of hard labor, he asks Satan , "Hey man, is there somewhere I can get a protein shake around here?".
   Satan replies, " There's no whey in h**...!!! ".

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Protein Shake One Liners

Which protein shake one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with protein shake? I can suggest the ones about whey protein and milkshake.

1. What do you call a bodybuilder having a seizure? A protein shake
2. What did the body builder say when he was told protein shakes don't work? No whey!
3. Protein shakes are really expensive.... Whey expensive.
4. How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes? You've had whey too much!
5. A bodybuilder drops his protein shake Everyone in the gym shouts "Wheyyyyy"
6. Why are protein shakes such loners? They're whey isolate.
7. I saw someone spill a protein shake in the gym today Whey
8. I went through steak withdrawal last night... Worst protein shakes I've ever had.
9. What is a body builder's favorite dance move? The Protein Shake
10. Friend told me he buffed up without any protein shakes. No whey.

Protein Shake Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about protein shake you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean protein jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make protein shake pranks.