Protein Jokes

Funniest Protein Short Jokes

Short protein jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The protein humour may include short particle jokes also.

1. My friend told me about a wonder food that he discovered that contains protein, fiber, and good fats "That's nut!" I exclaimed.
2. Han Solo's diet mainly consists of protein and fat... But he allows himself one carb a night.
3. My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom This morning we synthesised a new protein chain
4. I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, "No whey, José."
5. Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today Guess I should've prepared whey in advance
6. TIFU by trying to be witty at the airport... The TSA confiscated my protein powder asking "Are you planning on building any bombs with this substance?"
   I replied "No, only guns."
7. My personal trainer told me to drink a protein shake everyday at 3 in the morning. But that's whey past my bedtime.
8. A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid. When they dug up the grounds the found human romaines.
9. Why is it called a prion? Because "protein" got misspelled when it was folded the wrong way.
10. I don't understand this recent trend where everyone seems to be obsessed with protein. I'm way more into amateur teen.

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Protein One Liners

Which protein one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with protein? I can suggest the ones about protocol and diet.

1. What are Mexican proteins made of? Amigo-acids
2. What would you call a Muscular Arab? A Protein Sheikh
3. What do you call a bodybuilder having a seizure? A protein shake
4. What is the opposite of a protein? An amateur teen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. Gym bro #1: "Bro, we're out of protein powder." Gym bro #2: "No whey..."
6. What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder? "No whey"
7. My uncle recently overdosed on protein powder What a whey to go
8. What do you call a protein that has anger management issues? Amino acid!
9. Why was the protein self-conscious? Because of how much it wheys
10. My nutrition store ran out of protein powder today I was like no whey !
11. I can't buy any protein powder Because it's whey out of my budget!
12. What should vegetarians eat for protein? Meat.
13. What do you call a 12 year old protein? A pretein
14. I found a spider in my protein powder today I politely asked him to get out of my whey.
15. Protein shakes are really expensive.... Whey expensive.

Whey Protein Jokes

Here is a list of funny whey protein jokes and even better whey protein puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why would you get bigger if you ate a whole tub of protein every day? Because you ate whey too much
• My brother and I ran out of protein powder. I turned to him and said, "no whey....."
  (true story)
• The lesser-known fourth Wise Man brought baby Jesus the gift of protein powder. It was a whey in a manger.
• Why was the protein powder maker never satisfied with his work? He always kept looking for new wheys to improve
• My roommate seemed like he was in denial when I told him I spilled all his protein powder... ...he just kept saying "no whey, no whey"
• I had a falling out with my friend over a protein powder We decided to go our separate wheys
• Why do bodybuilders get huge when they consume protein? Because they eat whey too much
• I can't believe plant-based protein powder exists There's no whey
• What happened to the body builder who lost their protein powder? They lost their whey
• This morning I told my wife we were out of protein powder. She replied..... No Whey

Protein Powder Jokes

Here is a list of funny protein powder jokes and even better protein powder puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you say to an old woman with a jug of protein? No one ma'am should have all that powder
• I'll never run out of protein powder There'd be no whey!
• Would you believe my protein powder is dairy free? No whey!
• My lifting buddy was shocked when I told him that we were out of protein powder. He said "No whey!"
  I'll be here all night.
• What do you say to your Mexican friend when you don't have any of the protein powder he asked for? "No whey Jose"
• I want an after workout snack but forgot to get more protein powder. Oy whey
• What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder? "No whey."
• What did the weight lifter say after he bought the wrong protein powder? No whey.
• My protein powder was made in the USA... I reached in digging for the scoop cup and instead found a gun
• A Hispanic man forgot to buy protein powder on his last trip to the grocery store. Now he's no whey Jose.

Protein Shake Jokes

Here is a list of funny protein shake jokes and even better protein shake puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes? You've had whey too much!
• A bodybuilder drops his protein shake Everyone in the gym shouts "Wheyyyyy"
• Why are protein shakes such loners? They're whey isolate.
• Got up at 6am today. Did yoga. Had a protein shake. Ran six miles. Started lying about everything.
• I saw someone spill a protein shake in the gym today Whey
• I went through steak withdrawal last night... Worst protein shakes I've ever had.
• What is a body builder's favorite dance move? The Protein Shake
• Friend told me he buffed up without any protein shakes. No whey.

Protein Folding Jokes

Here is a list of funny protein folding jokes and even better protein folding puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why are proteins so bad at poker? They always fold.
• I wish my laundry was more like protein... so it would fold itself!

Cheeky Protein Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about protein you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nutrition jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make protein pranks.