Protector Jokes

Protector jokes are the perfect way to inject a bit of humor into an otherwise serious situation. Check out our collection of the best jokes about surge protectors, transfer communications, and sentries. These light-hearted moments will have you laughing out loud in no time!

Laughable Protector Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.

He asks a student "Who is your father?

The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."

Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"

The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."

Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"

The student replies "An orphan."

How do System of a Down stop their vocalist being electrocuted on stage?

A Serj Protector

My brother recently got a pocket protector

All of his friends laughed at it, but I was amazed. It's such a bargain, because not only does it protect the content of your pockets, but it also protects your virginity.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

Lorde just surpassed "Ξ€he Queen," BeyoncΓ©...

...and thus was given the title "The Lorde Protector."

explain politics to me like i am Captain Internet, Protector of the Lolcats and i won't listen to anything you tell me unless there are multiple dank memes involved

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the protector keeper puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working protector cumcised piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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