Laughable Protector Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.
He asks a student "Who is your father?
The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."
Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"
The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."
Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"
The student replies "An orphan."
How do System of a Down stop their vocalist being electrocuted on stage?
A Serj Protector
My brother recently got a pocket protector
All of his friends laughed at it, but I was amazed. It's such a bargain, because not only does it protect the content of your pockets, but it also protects your virginity.
What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?
A Serj Protector.
Lorde just surpassed "Ξ€he Queen," BeyoncΓ©...
...and thus was given the title "The Lorde Protector."
