Protector Jokes
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Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.
He asks a student "Who is your father?
The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."
Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"
The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."
Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"
The student replies "An orphan."
What do you call System of a Down's security staff?
Serj protectors.
What do you call taco sauce protectors?
Mild Protective Services
Serj Tankian should enter politics.
The secret service would be renamed "The Serj Protectors"
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