The Best 20 Protective Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Protective jokes. There are some protective defend jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these protective eddie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Protective Jokes and Puns

A father and his son are visited by the Child Protective Services. The agent asks the son, "Do you know why we are visiting you today?" The son thought a bit and replied:

"Beats Me"

Two boys sitting to pee

Two five year old boys are sitting at the potty to pee.

When one says, " Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"

" I've been circumcised." Says the second boy.

" What does that mean?"

"It means they cut the protective skin skin off the end."

" How old were you when it was cut off?"

" My mom said that I was two days old."

" Did it hurt?"

" You bet it hurt, I couldn't walk for a whole year!"

I realised at the last minute that i forgot my protective goggles at the nuclear test facility this morning. My line manager saved my vision and shielded me from the intense light!

He's my super visor

Protective joke, I realised at the last minute that i forgot my protective goggles at the nuclear test facility this

There once was a farmer with three daughters.

They were all going on their first date at the same time. The farmer, being protective of his daughters, grabbed a shotgun and stood by the door. The first guy came to the door and said

"Hi, my names Joe, I'm here for Flo, we are going to the show, is she ready too go?"
The farmer thought he was ok, so they went out.
The next boy came and said

"Hi, my names Kenny, I'm here for Benny, we are going to Denny's, is she ready?
The farmer thought he was ok too, so they went off. The last boy came and said

"Hi, my names Chuck-"
The farmer shot him in the chest.

Darth Vader built an entire Galactic Empire...

Wearing protective gear in sanitary environment.

But it was all destroyed by a whiny brat without a mask who refused to stay home with his aunt and uncle.


If skunks didn't have their protective smell...

They would go ex-stinked.

I lost my favorite ash tray.

Child Protective Services took him.

Protective joke, I lost my favorite ash tray.

Today I found out that the electrician didn't connect the protective grounding system at my home.

I was shocked.

What's the difference between a rottweiler and child protective services?

If a rottweiler gets a hold of your child you might be able to get him back.

My abs are so perfect...

...that i keep them safe and sound under a protective layer of beer belly.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed...

One fell off and bumped his head, his momma called the doctor, and the doctor said, "I'm calling Child Protective Services."

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Day 3 in the desert:

I have somehow gained the respect of some birds as they are circling above me in some sort of protective formation

What do you call taco sauce protectors?

Mild Protective Services

Due to lack of protective measures during the pandemic, retail cashiers and bank tellers are refusing to go to work

It's a counter strike

They put a protective casing over the Vietnam Wall.

They're calling it the Maya Lin sheath.

3 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell down and bumped its head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed.

2 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell down and bumped its head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed!

1 little monkey jumping on the bed. It fell down and bumped its head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor called child protective services.

Protective joke, 3 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell down and bumped its head. Mama called the doctor and t

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

"You shake em' we take em!"

TIL that the sockets in our kitchen have no protective earth since years.

The family is shocked.

What is Liam Neeson's Greatest Fear?

Child Protective Services


Kids just can't be beat. At least that's what Child Protective Services keeps telling me.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the protective date jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working protective protect piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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