Protec Jokes
13 protec jokes and hilarious protec puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about protec that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is 1 + 1?
3 if you don't use protection.
How do you protect yourself from gamma rays and x-rays?
You don't bomb pearl harbor.
Self Protection with heavy Flirt :-
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Teacher :- Why are u sleeping in the class ?
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Student :- Your voice is so sweet thats why i am getting sleep .
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Teacher : - Then why other students are not sleeping ?
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Student :- They aren't listening to u mam ...........
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Why should you always use protection when having s**... at sea?
So you don't get mermaids.
I've protected my laptop by placing several alcoholic fruity beverages on top of it.
I guess I misunderstood when people told me to focus on cider security.
How do you protect your teeth from entering the fourth dimension?
You get transcendental insurance.
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For protection, my friend used bandages during s**....
Now he has band-aids.
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The best way to protect yourself from grizzly bears is to wear bells and carry pepper spray
Next you need to be able to identify their f**..., it has little bells in it and smells like pepper.
Did you use protection?
Friend: dude, me and (Muslim girl) hooked up last night
Me: nice, did you use protection?
Friend: you know me, I always use condoms
Me: no, I meant a bomb suit
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h**..., he atac, he protec, but most importantly...
He ate a poisonous tic tac.
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Despite using protection, why did the Pope get pregnant?
His c**... was holy
How do you protect your data files against a seizure?
Epileptic key cryptography
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Protec One Liners
Which protec one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with protec? I can suggest the ones about protect and heavy.
- h**..., he atac, he protec, but most importantly... He ate a poisonous tic tac.
