Protec Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Protec jokes. There are some protec defender jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these protec teacher puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

How do you protect yourself from gamma rays and x-rays?

You don't bomb pearl harbor.

To all the dude's who didn't use protection this weekend

Happy Father's Day!

Self Protection with heavy Flirt :-

Teacher :- Why are u sleeping in the class ?
Student :- Your voice is so sweet thats why i am getting sleep .
Teacher : - Then why other students are not sleeping ?
Student :- They aren't listening to u mam ...........

Why should you always use protection when having sex at sea?

So you don't get mermaids.

I've protected my laptop by placing several alcoholic fruity beverages on top of it.

I guess I misunderstood when people told me to focus on cider security.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Protec joke, How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

How do you protect your teeth from entering the fourth dimension?

You get transcendental insurance.

For protection, my friend used bandages during sex.

Now he has band-aids.

The best way to protect yourself from grizzly bears is to wear bells and carry pepper spray

Next you need to be able to identify their feces, it has little bells in it and smells like pepper.

Did you use protection?

Friend: dude, me and (Muslim girl) hooked up last night

Me: nice, did you use protection?

Friend: you know me, I always use condoms

Me: no, I meant a bomb suit

You can explore protec malicious reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean protec protect dad jokes. There are also protec puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Hitler, he atac, he protec, but most importantly...

He ate a poisonous tic tac.

Despite using protection, why did the Pope get pregnant?

His condom was holy

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the protec shield puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working protec heavy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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