The Best 49 Prostitution Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prostitution jokes. There are some prostitution legal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Prostitution Jokes and Puns

How is prostitution like yogurt?

It costs more for Greek.

The US post office announced today that they'll be releasing a new stamp commemorating prostitution.

It's a ten cent stamp, but if you wanna lick it, it's a quarter.

Best Bang for your Buck!

would make a great punchline for a joke about bambi and the intricate workings of an illegal woodland critter prostitution service

Prostitution joke, Best Bang for your Buck!

A tour bus is traveling through Nevada...

it briefly passes by the Bunny Ranch in Carson City.

The guide notes, "We are now passing the largest house of legal prostitution in America"

A man in the back shouts, "WHY?!?"

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"

People admit to shopping for their girlfriends/wives all the time...

but when I do it I get busted for ~~prostitution~~ human trafficking.

An Englishman went on a business trip to Japan...

When he got there, he stayed in a nice hotel and decided to call a prostitution service. Not knowing a single word of Japanese, it was he struggled with the ordering process.

When the girl finally arrived, they stripped down and get down to business... They were having a blast and the girl kept screaming **"Machigatta ana, Machigatta ana..!!"** Deciding that it was a sign that the girl was pleasantly satisfied, he thought nothing of it and continued all night long.

The next morning, the Englishman went and have a round of golf with his Japanese business partner. His business partner swung first.... **BAM!** **Hole in one!**

"Nice shot my friend, machigatta ana..." said the Englishman

Looking puzzled, his business partner replied

"That shot was perfect... but what do you mean 'wrong hole'?"

Prostitution joke, An Englishman went on a business trip to Japan...

Lawyers and Prostitutes

If a solicitor engages in solicitation and a prostitute engages in prostitution, then why do prostitutes get booked for solicitation and solicitors get paid to screw people?

Prostitution work laws

If a hooker gets pregnant, can she file compensation for an on the job "accident"?

I didn't come into the prostitution business...

It came into me.

What do you call a robotic prostitution ring?

Nuts and bolts.

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If the opposite of con is pro...

...the opposite of constitution has to be prostitution.

Why do gametes often choose a life of prostitution?

because sex cells.

What do you get with legalized prostitution and a highly competitive marketplace?

The best bang for your buck.

Why'd the baker resort to prostitution?

Because they knead the dough.

What device can make prostitution legal?

A camera.

Prostitution joke, What device can make prostitution legal?

What's the opposite of the constitution?

The prostitution.

I was just vacationing in Amsterdam, where prostitution is legal.

Let me rephrase that -- I was just vacationing in Amsterdam BECAUSE prostitution is legal.

Last night I met a woman with two jobs. Her night job was prostitution.

Her day job was undercover cop.

If Mother Gothel had forced Rapunzel into prostitution...

Then wouldn't she be called "Mother Brothel"?

People shouldn't compare prostitution and supporting Trump?

Cause atleast somebody is fighting to make prostitution legal

I was shocked when the registered pharmacist was arrested for prostitution.

She also knew me very well since I have been a customer for years!

But I NEVER knew she was a pharmacist!

Subway is like prostitution.

You pay a stranger to do your wife's job.

Subway is a lot like prostitution.

You're paying someone else to do your wife's job.

First Manager

If prostitution is the world's oldest profession, the world's first manager was a pimp...

Prostitution is a more honest business than Comcast...

...Although they both get paid to screw people.


Taking "customer service" to a whole new level.

My girlfriend wants prostitution legalized so she can start a Hooker Training Course...

...I told her I disagreed with that school of thot

What do you call prostitution in an airplane?

Hoeing in a Boeing

Marriage is like prostitution

Your spouse is compensated for sexual satisfaction.

They outlawed prostitution near prisons....

....Because you shouldn't end a sentence with a proposition.

What do you call an Italian neighborhood full of crime, tomato sauce, prostitution and meatballs?

The spaghetto

Marriage is like buying a house...

...and prostitution is like renting.

If cons are opposite of pros... that means congress is the opposite of progress, and...

Constitution is the opposite of prostitution?

Prostitution is the only profession where you get tipped twice.

Har har

When people apply for a job in prostitution...

Do they try to really sell themselves?

After talking to forty night players at work today…

…v-bucks is not prostitution money.

prostitution is a hard business

because it doesn't work when it's soft.

Prostitution in 1984:

Thot Crime

Writing books is like prostitution!

First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.


The Trophy Wife

This guy is so sick of his hot trophy wife always asking for money.

So the next time she comes and asks him for some money he says "I'm not giving you any more money until you make some money for yourself."

So the next day he comes home from work and his wife says "I did it. I made money. I made $230.50!"

He says "Wow. How did you do that?"

She says "Easy: Prostitution."

So now he looks kind of perplexed he says "Who paid 50 cents?"

She says "Everybody!"

New England Patriots' Robert Craft is charged with soliciting prostitution.

He just wanted to show the masseuse where he wears his 6th super bowl ring.

Congrats to the Patriots on their 7th ring,

Super Bowls XXXVI (2001), XXXVIII (2003), XXXIX (2004), XLIX (2014), LI (2016), LIII (2018), Prostitution Ring (2019)!

Robert Kraft - 7 rings.

Robert Kraft:

- 2001 Super Bowl Ring
- 2003 Super Bowl Ring
- 2004 Super Bowl Ring
- 2014 Super Bowl Ring
- 2016 Super Bowl Ring
- 2018 Super Bowl Ring
- 2019 Prostitution Ring

Saved a woman from the shame of prostitution today!

I didn't pay her.

Someone on the street asked me:

What's your business?

me: I have a drive-by prostitution agency.

How's business?

me: It comes and goes.

I tried my hand at prostitution for awhile, and I must say

I was absolutely whore-able at it

Video game testing is like prostitution

Somedays it can be great and just like the real thing, but most days it's a huge pain in the ass

My neighbor who was a first grade teacher just got arrested for prostitution

I've know her for ten years

I never knew she was a teacher

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