The Best 58 Prosti Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prosti jokes. There are some prosti pimp jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prosti pastatute puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Prosti Jokes and Puns

How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I have no idea. I did hire four prostitutes once, but we did other stuff.

A prostitute went to a priest...

feeling sad and regretful, she asked: "Father, I hate myself, I hate being a sinner, please tell me what is the first step to repent?"
he replied: "get your hand off my groin."

What did the prostitutes left leg say to the other leg?

Between you and me, we can make a lot of money!

Prosti joke, What did the prostitutes left leg say to the other leg?

Why do prostitutes love wearing underwear

Because it keeps their ankles warm

A prostitute got a tramp stamp

It said "tips appreciated"

Why was the prostitute so good at her job?

It was in her whoremoans.

How many prostitutes do you have to kill until someone notices?

I'm not sure yet.

Prosti joke, How many prostitutes do you have to kill until someone notices?

What did the prostitute say to her client?

"It's a business doing pleasure with you."

A prostitute goes to the doctor...

...and the doctor says You are pregnant. Do you know who the father is? The prostitute replies, If you ate a can of beans, could you tell me which one made you fart?

Two prostitutes are discussing

one asks the other:
-What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?
the other one answers:
-Fifty dollars like everybody else

Two prostitutes were walking down the street...

Two prostitutes were walking down the street and one of them said excitingly, "Oh we're gonna make big money tonight, I can smell the dicks in the air." The other one said, "Oh please, I just burped."

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How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but she charges me extra for weird stuff

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again

Three prostitutes in a bar...

First one holds up four fingers "I can take that inside me" she says.
"Well, I can take this" says the second, holding up a fist.
The third one slides slowly down the bar stool.

A Prostitute offered me holy water the other day...

Still not sure what hole it came from.

A prostitute was banging on my hotel door last night.

I was afraid she would wake the neighbors, so I let her out.

Prosti joke, A prostitute was banging on my hotel door last night.

What does a prostitute and mayonnaise have in common?

They both spread for bread.

What did the prostitute say to her customer after he finished paying?

"It was a business doing pleasure with you."

How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently more than 5, as my basement is still dark

What does a prostitute have in common with Sting?

They both stop sucking when The Police are around.

A prostitute said she would do anything for 10 dollars.

Look who just got his car washed. THIS GUY!

"Get in," I said to the prostitute.

"Hey," she smiled.

I said, "I bet your mum wouldn't be too happy with you doing this."

"Selling my body for money?" she asked.

I said, "No, sitting in a car with a murderer."

Being a prostitute on the Enterprise sounded interesting...

But actually it's mostly Data entry.

Where does a prostitute go to rat out her pimp?

To a hoe-tell.

How did the prostitute get a job at the zoo?

They heard she could handle a cockatoo.

I wish prostitutes would learn a lesson from eBay

...and do away with insertion fees.

Why did the prostitute cry after her customer left?

He gave her the biggest tip she ever had

When 2 prostitutes have sex, who pays?

Me 😀

Why did the prostitute join the Mormon church?

She wanted a high paying missionary position.

A prostitute goes to the doctor

Prostitute: "it's too wide, the guys don't like it anymore, I wanna make it tighter"

Doctor: "no problem, but I have to see it first"

She undresses and shows him.

Doctor: "What's this?" "What's this?" "What's this?"

Prostitute: "Why'd you say it 3 times?"

Doctor: "I said it once but the rest echoed"

What did the prostitute catch when she went out with 5 fishermen?

... A big red snapper

A prostitute walked up to me and said, "I'll do anything you want if you give me $30"

Guess who's getting his porch repainted!

Why didn't the prostitute come into work?

Because work came in her.

What does a prostitute call their genitals?

Their public parts

Prostitute said she would do anything I asked....

Guess who's up to date with all his paperwork.

All prostitutes...

starts off as noobstitutes.

Why do prostitutes make more money then drug dealers?

Because they can wash their crack and sell it again

Why did the prostitute get angry after having sex in an apple orchard?

Because her client came in cider.

Two prostitutes are talking.

One says to the other "do you smoke after sex?"
The other replies "I don't know, I never looked"


Someone who has sex with you for money.

Someone who has sex with you for half your money.

How do prostitutes get paid?


A prostitute walks up to a man

And says hi there... If you can describe what you want me to do for you in three words, I will do anything you want for 100 dollars.
The man, without any hesitation replies: paint my house

Don't know if it's a repost but just got reminded of it and thought I'd share :)

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said: "TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00."

A policeman stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just then, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the cop, "Why don't you stop them?" "Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion." The two ladies frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day the cop noticed the same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. This time the sign read: "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER $50.00.

What's a prostitutes favorite soda?


A prostitute said she'll do anything for $30

Guess who completed my 2 months' homework

Did you know that prostitutes at the Moulin Rouge used strong alcoholic drinks to bleach their hair?

Absinthe makes the tart grow blonder.

One prostitute asks the other:

Do you smoke after sex?

Dunno, I've never looked.

What do a Prostitute and a Empty Lot have in common?

They both say " coming soon ", and they are both lying

Two prostitutes were chatting on the corner. One says to the other, "You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

She says, "No, but I've been swung around by the tits a couple times."

I used to be a prostitute at a Mexican golf resort.

They called me hole in Juan.

As the prostitute finished her session, she said,

It was a business doing pleasure with you.

Why is the prostitute so bad at social distancing?

Because she only specializes in keeping 2 feet apart.

What does a prostitute and a laundromat have in common?

If you run out of time you will need more change to finish your load.

Two prostitutes meets at the bus to their corner.

"Hey hoe"

"Hey hoe"

"Off to work we go"

I saw a prostitute being cooked on a skillet.

It was whore-a-frying.

What did the prostitute say when asked her profession and state of residence?


Do you know why they don't allow prostitutes on crew teams?

Because hoes are hard to row.

How did the prostitute become a nun?

Through her missionary work.

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