Prosthetic Leg Jokes
38 prosthetic leg jokes and hilarious prosthetic leg puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prosthetic leg that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Prosthetic Leg Short Jokes
Short prosthetic leg jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prosthetic leg humour may include short prosthetic arm jokes also.
- As an amputee, I asked the doctor how much prosthetic limbs would cost. He said an arm and a leg.
- A paraplegic got prosthetic legs for a single day before they broke. He had a one night stand.
- I got arrested for robbing a prosthetic store. I decided to fight the charges. The way I see it, they don't have a leg to stand on.
- "My wife lost both her prosthetic legs in Indonesia." "Jakarta?" "No we managed to get her a wheelchair"
- I've finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a stand-up comedian Thank you prosthetic legs!
- The airline lost my prosthetic leg To make matters worse, a baggage handler dropped a heavy suitcase on my foot... I wanted to sue the airline, but my lawyer said I didnt have a leg to stand on.
- I'm beginning to regret getting all those prosthetic limbs... It cost me an arm and a leg!
- What did the man with no legs say at a prosthetics fundraiser? "Finally, a cause I can stand for!"
(OC) - The prosthetic maker has been kidnapped by a group of thugs We managed to get him back, but the ransom was an arm and a leg!
- In retrospect, I'm embarrassed that I had a prosthetic leg made for my three-legged dog. Faux paw.
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Prosthetic Leg One Liners
Which prosthetic leg one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prosthetic leg? I can suggest the ones about leg amputee and missing leg.
- I'm getting my girlfriend a prosthetic leg for Xmas It's just a stocking filler.
- Prosthetics are getting so expensive these days. They'll cost you an arm and a leg.
- I've got a prosthetic leg. I just hope it's previous owner got home okay.
- What do you call a prosthetic used in exchage for your missing leg. A stubstitute
- Prosthetics are so expensive... They cost me an arm and a leg
- I can't stand When people leave my prosthetic leg down stairs
- Prosthetic legs make great stocking stuffers
- Today I broke a strong prosthetic leg Some say I pulled off an amazing feat
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What funny jokes about prosthetic leg you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean amputee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prosthetic leg pranks.
You know what I want
A guy taking a overnight train settles down in his bunk in the sleeper car, he hears someone climb into the bunk below him. He looks down behind the curtain, its a beautiful blonde woman. She takes off her blouse and removes her falsies, she takes off her false eyelashes, she removes a fake eye, takes out her false teeth, and puts her prosthetic leg on the nightstand. Just then she looks up and see him. Naturally she is horrified and yells " What do you want?" He says " You know what I want, toss it up here!"
I lost both my legs below the knee in an accident...
... and for years, no matter how hard my friends and family tried to convince me, I fought on without prosthetic replacements.
In the end it became just too difficult, so I finally accepted defeat.
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Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for the day.
Give a man two prosthetic legs, and he'll shoot his girlfriend.
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Oscar
• Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius
• She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
• Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.
• When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
• Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for m**....
• Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.
• I take it Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.
• What do you call a room full of dead people? An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party.
• Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name. Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.
• A young woman is dead, the life of up and coming athlete, Oscar Pistorious, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... i mean pathetic.
• I think it's safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won't be getting his leg over tonight.
• Police have found a list of 20 other women that Pistorius planned to kill, they are calling it shinless list.
• And the Oscar goes to....... Prison.
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it seems Oscar Pistorious jokes still have legs..
Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't ever sneak up on Oscar Pistorius.
She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.
When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for m**....
Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.
Surely Oscar Pistorius cant be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines day and shoot all over the missus while imagining she's someone else!
I take it Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.
What do you call a room full of dead people? An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party... or... An Oscar Pistorius St Valentine's Day Massacre
Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name - Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.
A young woman is dead, the life of up‑and‑coming athlete, Oscar Pistorius, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... i mean pathetic.
I think it's safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won't be getting his leg over tonight.
Oscar Pistorious' lawyer is trying to claim mistaken identity
Personally I don`t think he has a leg to stand on
And the Oscar goes to ... Prison.
So a man loses an arm and a leg in an accident...
And he's talking to a friend. The friend points out to him an advertisement for incredibly realistic prosthetic limbs.
"Oh boy, those seem great! I can't wait to buy them!" He says, and he goes off to get them. The next day, he's talking to his friend, but he's still missing his limbs! "What happened, I thought you were going to buy them!" His friend said, confused. "Oh, I did," He replied, "But they cost me an arm and a leg."
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I heard about this place that replaces your limbs with prosthetics...
But it'll cost you an arm and a leg!
My uncle was an unusual man. Prosthetic legs, real feet.
This is Steve Wright's joke, not mine
A guy who had lost his legs in an accident just got his prosthetics attached and was being taught how to walk again
He received constructive feetback.
My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took the Purple Heart that he got in Vietnam.
He was so mad he threw his prosthetic leg at me.
I got my wife a fridge for Christmas.
Should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
I got her a prosthetic leg too. Not as her main present, just as a stocking filler...
Old Man Jack married an old maid
Life had been hard on old Ethel. But they were truly in love, and their families agreed it was best for them to live out their final days in joy.
On their wedding night, Jack lay on the bed and watched his new bride undress.
She took out her glass eye and placed it in a velvet case.
Next, she removed her false teeth and put them in a glass of water.
Taking off her wig, she placed it on a small bust on the dresser.
She removed her prosthetic leg, and stood it beside the chair.
Jack finally spoke: "When you get to the part I'm waiting for, just toss it over."
