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40 prosthetic arm jokes and hilarious prosthetic arm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prosthetic arm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Prosthetic Arm Short Jokes

Short prosthetic arm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prosthetic arm humour may include short prosthetic leg jokes also.

  1. You are what you think you are Her: What do you do?
    Me: Global prosthetics distribution.
    Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman?
    Me: I prefer 'international arms dealer'.
  2. A guy walked into a prosthetic limbs store. He picked up a false shoulder, arm and wrist.
    The store attendant asked "Would you like a hand with that?"
  3. As an amputee, I asked the doctor how much prosthetic limbs would cost. He said an arm and a leg.
  4. What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?
    A small arms dealer.
  5. So what do you do? *I sell prosthetic limbs to various countries.*
    So you're like a med rep, but for amputees?
    *I prefer international arms dealer.*
  6. I have at last fulfilled my dream of becoming arms dealer... ... by selling 3D printed prosthetic limbs for the needy.
  7. I heard about this place that replaces your limbs with prosthetics... But it'll cost you an arm and a leg!
  8. My friend runs a very successful business making prosthetic limbs and exporting them worldwide. He is an International Arms dealer.
  9. Not sure about this new job offer for prosthetics sales representatives... I don't want to be involved in arms dealing.
  10. I'm beginning to regret getting all those prosthetic limbs... It cost me an arm and a leg!

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Prosthetic Arm One Liners

Which prosthetic arm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prosthetic arm? I can suggest the ones about arm amputee and amputated arm.

  1. What do you call someone who sells prosthetics to the military? An arms dealer.
  2. I sell prosthetics to midgets who are amputees... I'm a small arms dealer.
  3. What do you call a person who sells prosthetics and guns? An arms dealer
  4. I sell prosthetics for children... I'm a small arms dealer
  5. Prosthetics are getting so expensive these days. They'll cost you an arm and a leg.
  6. A double amputee walks into a Communist prosthetic's shop and says... Two arms, Comrade.
  7. I found a cheap prosthetic arm on Craigslist Secondhand
  8. There's a guy selling prosthetic limbs on my street. He's an arms dealer.
  9. Did you hear about how much those new prosthetic limbs cost? An arm and a leg.
  10. Prosthetics are so expensive... They cost me an arm and a leg
  11. I tried getting some prosthetic limbs the other day But they cost an arm and a leg.
  12. What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog? Faux paw.
  13. I thought about buying prosthetics... but I found out it would cost me an arm and a leg.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about prosthetic arm can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of prosthetic arm puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Howlingly Hilarious Prosthetic Arm Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about prosthetic arm you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean broken arm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make prosthetic arm prank.

So a man loses an arm and a leg in an accident...

And he's talking to a friend. The friend points out to him an advertisement for incredibly realistic prosthetic limbs.
"Oh boy, those seem great! I can't wait to buy them!" He says, and he goes off to get them. The next day, he's talking to his friend, but he's still missing his limbs! "What happened, I thought you were going to buy them!" His friend said, confused. "Oh, I did," He replied, "But they cost me an arm and a leg."

I want to start selling arm prosthetics globally

Because then I'll be an international arms dealer.

The prosthetic maker has been kidnapped by a group of thugs

We managed to get him back, but the ransom was an arm and a leg!

My friend is a keen poker player

He recently lost his arm in a car accident - They've given him a prosthetic but he's finding it really hard to deal with.

Did you hear about the amputee who escaped the hospital after being fitted with his prosthetics?

You might want to watch out. News reports claim that he is armed and dangerous

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The impact of these prosthetic arm jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.