Prosthetic Arm Jokes

Funniest Prosthetic Arm Short Jokes

Short prosthetic arm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prosthetic arm humour may include short prosthetic leg jokes also.

1. You are what you think you are Her: What do you do?
   Me: Global prosthetics distribution.
   Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman?
   Me: I prefer 'international arms dealer'.
2. A guy walked into a prosthetic limbs store. He picked up a false shoulder, arm and wrist.
   The store attendant asked "Would you like a hand with that?"
3. As an amputee, I asked the doctor how much prosthetic limbs would cost. He said an arm and a leg.
4. What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?
   A small arms dealer.
5. So what do you do? *I sell prosthetic limbs to various countries.*
   So you're like a med rep, but for amputees?
   *I prefer international arms dealer.*
6. I have at last fulfilled my dream of becoming arms dealer... ... by selling 3D printed prosthetic limbs for the needy.
7. My friend runs a very successful business making prosthetic limbs and exporting them worldwide. He is an International Arms dealer.
8. Not sure about this new job offer for prosthetics sales representatives... I don't want to be involved in arms dealing.
9. I'm beginning to regret getting all those prosthetic limbs... It cost me an arm and a leg!
10. The prosthetic maker has been kidnapped by a group of thugs We managed to get him back, but the ransom was an arm and a leg!

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Prosthetic Arm One Liners

Which prosthetic arm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prosthetic arm? I can suggest the ones about arm amputee and missing arm.

1. What do you call someone who sells prosthetics to the military? An arms dealer.
2. I sell prosthetics for children... I'm a small arms dealer
3. Prosthetics are getting so expensive these days. They'll cost you an arm and a leg.
4. A double amputee walks into a Communist prosthetic's shop and says... Two arms, Comrade.
5. There's a guy selling prosthetic limbs on my street. He's an arms dealer.
6. Prosthetics are so expensive... They cost me an arm and a leg
7. What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog? Faux paw.
8. I sell prosthetics to midgets who are amputees... I'm a small arms dealer.

Howlingly Hilarious Prosthetic Arm Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about prosthetic arm you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean amputee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prosthetic arm pranks.