Howlingly Hilarious Prosthetic Arm Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
You are what you think you are
Her: What do you do?
Me: Global prosthetics distribution.
Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman?
Me: I prefer 'international arms dealer'.
A guy walked into a prosthetic limbs store.
He picked up a false shoulder, arm and wrist.
The store attendant asked "Would you like a hand with that?"
So a man loses an arm and a leg in an accident...
And he's talking to a friend. The friend points out to him an advertisement for incredibly realistic prosthetic limbs.
"Oh boy, those seem great! I can't wait to buy them!" He says, and he goes off to get them. The next day, he's talking to his friend, but he's still missing his limbs! "What happened, I thought you were going to buy them!" His friend said, confused. "Oh, I did," He replied, "But they cost me an arm and a leg."
What do you call someone who sells prosthetics to the military?
An arms dealer.
I sell prosthetics to midgets who are amputees...
I'm a small arms dealer.
What do you call a person who sells prosthetics and guns?
An arms dealer
I sell prosthetics for children...
I'm a small arms dealer
As an amputee, I asked the doctor how much prosthetic limbs would cost.
He said an arm and a leg.
What do you call...
What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?
A small arms dealer.
A double amputee walks into a Communist prosthetic's shop and says...
Two arms, Comrade.
I found a cheap prosthetic arm on Craigslist
Secondhand
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There's a guy selling prosthetic limbs on my street.
He's an arms dealer.
So what do you do?
*I sell prosthetic limbs to various countries.*
So you're like a med rep, but for amputees?
*I prefer international arms dealer.*
Did you hear about how much those new prosthetic limbs cost?
An arm and a leg.
I have at last fulfilled my dream of becoming arms dealer...
... by selling 3D printed prosthetic limbs for the needy.
I heard about this place that replaces your limbs with prosthetics...
But it'll cost you an arm and a leg!
My friend runs a very successful business making prosthetic limbs and exporting them worldwide.
He is an International Arms dealer.
Not sure about this new job offer for prosthetics sales representatives...
I don't want to be involved in arms dealing.
I'm beginning to regret getting all those prosthetic limbs...
It cost me an arm and a leg!
Prosthetics are so expensive...
They cost me an arm and a leg
I want to start selling arm prosthetics globally
Because then I'll be an international arms dealer.
The prosthetic maker has been kidnapped by a group of thugs
We managed to get him back, but the ransom was an arm and a leg!
My friend is a keen poker player
He recently lost his arm in a car accident - They've given him a prosthetic but he's finding it really hard to deal with.
Did you hear about the amputee who escaped the hospital after being fitted with his prosthetics?
You might want to watch out. News reports claim that he is armed and dangerous
I tried getting some prosthetic limbs the other day
But they cost an arm and a leg.
What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?
Faux paw.
I thought about buying prosthetics...
but I found out it would cost me an arm and a leg.
I went to a palm reading.
He said, "I can tell by looking at your hand that you have been in an accident recently."
I said, "That's incredible, but how?"
"Because your other arm is prosthetic."
Why was the CEO of a leading prosthetics company arrested?
It came out that he was involved in international arms dealing.
