Prostate Jokes

Funniest Prostate Short Jokes

Short prostate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prostate humour may include short bladder jokes also.

1. During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants"? "Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.
2. After my prostate exam, the doctor left. The nurse came in later, with a worried look on her face, and said the three words I was dreading to hear. Who was that?
3. I asked the doctor where I should put my pants during my prostate examination. Over there next to mine, was not the answer I was expecting.
4. After my prostate exam the doctor walked out and the nurse walked in. Then she asked me something no man wants to hear.. Who was that..
5. I went to the doctor today for a prostate exam. It wasn't as bad as I was expecting, until I realized both his hands were on my shoulders.
6. I nearly jumped 10 feet in the air during my first prostate exam. Good thing the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders.
7. "relax, the prostate exam will go easier that way" said the doctor as he put a firm hand on my shoulder. And then he put his other hand on my other shoulder.
8. I was worried about my prostate exam But luckily my doctor was kind enough to keep his hands on my shoulders the whole time to reassure me.
9. The doctor asked, how many fingers am I holding up? I said, feels like two. Can you finish the prostate exam please?
10. Went in for a prostate exam... I asked the doctor where I should put my pants.
    "Right over there with mine"...

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Prostate One Liners

Which prostate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prostate? I can suggest the ones about testicular and kidney.

1. My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. I was deeply touched.
2. What's the worst thing to feel during a prostate exam? 2 hands on your shoulders
3. I just got my prostate examined. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train.
4. I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever.
5. I asked my doctor to use 2 fingers when checking my prostate.. I wanted a second opinion.
6. My doctor checked my prostate last week It was the worst dentist appointment of my life.
7. i just got my first prostate exam and im never going back to that dentist again
8. What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to? Prostate
9. I went to see my doctor to get my prostate checked. He gave me the thumbs up.
10. A prostate exam... Is worrying when the doctor shouts "look no hands!"
11. What do you never want to hear during a prostate exam? Look, no hands.
12. Look, no hands! The worst thing you could hear during a prostate exam.
13. I took a prostate exam at home, I think I failed... I lost my pen
14. What kind of cancer always stands by the government? Pro-state cancer.
15. What is the worst thing to feel when getting a prostate exam? Two hands on your shoulders

Prostate Exam Jokes

Here is a list of funny prostate exam jokes and even better prostate exam puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I got a prostate exam yesterday and that went pretty smoothly. The doctor had both hands on my shoulders though, so I was a bit confused.
• Q: When should you worry during a prostate exam? A: When both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders.
• How do you know that the prostate exam is going horribly wrong? When the doctor places both hands on your shoulders.
• I had my prostate exam yesterday. It's the last time I will ever fall asleep on the subway.
• A man goes for his first prostate exam "I am sorry doctor, but where can I leave my pants?"
  "Right there where I left mine" - the doctor says
• A man is getting a prostate exam... During the exam, the man asks the doctor, "Is there anything I should be worrying about?"
  The doctor says, "Only if you can feel both my hands on your shoulders."
• My doctor has the best bedside manner. During my last prostate exam, he kept me calm by putting both of his hands on my shoulders
• I always assumed you took off your pants during a prostate exam But apparently that's "not appropriate for a medical professional".
• I was getting a prostate exam and asked my doctor where I should put my pants He said "in the corner, next to mine."
• After the doctor left the room from my prostate exam, the nurse came in with three words I didn't want to hear. "Who was that?"

Prostate Check Jokes

Here is a list of funny prostate check jokes and even better prostate check puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The doctor who checked my prostate looked like he spent five days a week at the gym. So I asked him what the weather was going to do... ...he was clearly a meaty urologist.
• I have the best proctologist. He's able to massage my shoulders and check my prostate at the same time.
• Went to my doctor today for a check up and afterwards he told me my prostate was in peak physical condition.... I thought it was a strange thing for a dermatologist to say but hey good to know
• Check up time. I've just been for my 6 month check up and everything seem to be going well until he slipped his finger in to check my prostate. I will not be using that dental practise again.
• That uncomfortable feeling when... You're at the doctors office getting your prostate checked and notice both of the doctor's hands on the table next to yours.
• My doctor always insists on checking my prostate. Which is weird because he's a psychiatrist.
• I don't need to pay the doctor for a prostate check up My uncle did it for free
• I had my prostate checked the other day... He said, "Bad news. You are going have to stop m**...."
  "What?... Permanently?..."
  "No. Just while I am examining you."
• Prostate exam Patient bent over n**... about to get his prostate checked.
  Dr says "ok Dave don't get a hard on "
  Patient says " my name is Kenneth"
  Dr says " my name is DAVE"
• Just had my first ever prostate check. My doctor said it's called a digital r**... exam. Felt more like it was a**...-og to me though.

Prostate Cancer Jokes

Here is a list of funny prostate cancer jokes and even better prostate cancer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What type of cancer do anarchists hate the most? Prostate cancer
• What do anarchists die of? Pro-state cancer
• An anarchist and a communist have an argument The communist wins the argument and the anarchist then says, "Thanks for giving me pro-state cancer."
• Doctor says " Mr Johnson.." Patient replies "Please , call me Ms Johnson" Doctor says "ok Ms Johnson, you have prostate cancer"
• I have cancer It's such a pain the prostate
• How can you tell when you have prostate cancer? It's not hard.
• My friend's Thai wife died yesterday, from prostate cancer.
• So I got back from the hospital today turns out I have prostate cancer.
• TIL That I'm NEVER getting prostate cancer
• how do you know a basketball player has prostate cancer? he dribbles a lot

Enlarged Prostate Jokes

Here is a list of funny enlarged prostate jokes and even better enlarged prostate puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm so bad at recording myself playing video games that I've earned the nickname "The Enlarged Prostate"... I guess I've got a weak stream going.
• When Big Johnny tried to fly without an ID... ...the TSA diagnosed him with an enlarged prostate.
• I named my enlarged prostate Gandalf Because every time I try to go it shouts "YOU SHALL NOT p**...!"
• So the Enlarged Prostate and the Bladder are taking. The bladder says " move I gotta pee!" the Enlarged Prostate smiles and says " Sorry but u**... trouble."

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What funny jokes about prostate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean urethra jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prostate pranks.