Prostate Jokes

Funniest Prostate Short Jokes

Short prostate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prostate humour may include short bladder jokes also.

1. During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants"? "Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.
2. After my prostate exam, the doctor left. The nurse came in later, with a worried look on her face, and said the three words I was dreading to hear. Who was that?
3. I went to the doctor today for a prostate exam. It wasn't as bad as I was expecting, until I realized both his hands were on my shoulders.
4. I nearly jumped 10 feet in the air during my first prostate exam. Good thing the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders.
5. "relax, the prostate exam will go easier that way" said the doctor as he put a firm hand on my shoulder. And then he put his other hand on my other shoulder.
6. I was worried about my prostate exam But luckily my doctor was kind enough to keep his hands on my shoulders the whole time to reassure me.
7. The doctor asked, how many fingers am I holding up? I said, feels like two. Can you finish the prostate exam please?
8. Q: When should you worry during a prostate exam? A: When both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders.
9. How do you know that the prostate exam is going horribly wrong? When the doctor places both hands on your shoulders.
10. A man is getting a prostate exam... During the exam, the man asks the doctor, "Is there anything I should be worrying about?"
    The doctor says, "Only if you can feel both my hands on your shoulders."

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Prostate One Liners

Which prostate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prostate? I can suggest the ones about testicular and kidney.

1. My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. I was deeply touched.
2. I just got my prostate examined. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train.
3. I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever.
4. I asked my doctor to use 2 fingers when checking my prostate.. I wanted a second opinion.
5. i just got my first prostate exam and im never going back to that dentist again
6. What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to? Prostate
7. I went to see my doctor to get my prostate checked. He gave me the thumbs up.
8. A prostate exam... Is worrying when the doctor shouts "look no hands!"
9. What do you never want to hear during a prostate exam? Look, no hands.
10. I took a prostate exam at home, I think I failed... I lost my pen
11. What kind of cancer always stands by the government? Pro-state cancer.
12. Prostate exams They've got a thumbs up from the doctor
13. What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam? A zip.
14. My doctor gave me a prostate exam this morning... ...I really need to find a new dentist
15. What do anarchists die of? Pro-state cancer

Prostate Exam Jokes

Here is a list of funny prostate exam jokes and even better prostate exam puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My doctor has the best bedside manner. During my last prostate exam, he kept me calm by putting both of his hands on my shoulders
• I always assumed you took off your pants during a prostate exam But apparently that's "not appropriate for a medical professional".
• It's Not That I Didn't Like The Prostate Exam, It's just the way he massages my shoulders while he's doing it.
• I really should've studied for my prostate exam my mom freaked out when she found out I got a D.
• The worst thing about a prostate exam is... ...when he finds out you're not a real doctor.
• I saw your post about the prostate exam and ease you this. When you're getting your prostate exam, make sure the doctor only has ONE hand on your hip...
• When released from prison after 30 years I went for a prostate exam The doctor said he could just eyeball it.
• My Dr said the prostate exam can cause erections in some men Turns out he wasn't talking about the patient.
• I knew my prostate exam had gone badly... when the doctor gently put his hands on my shoulders.
• What's the worst part about getting a prostate exam? Realizing you have 2 hands on your shoulders.

Prostate Check Jokes

Here is a list of funny prostate check jokes and even better prostate check puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The doctor who checked my prostate looked like he spent five days a week at the gym. So I asked him what the weather was going to do... ...he was clearly a meaty urologist.
• I have the best proctologist. He's able to massage my shoulders and check my prostate at the same time.
• Went to my doctor today for a check up and afterwards he told me my prostate was in peak physical condition.... I thought it was a strange thing for a dermatologist to say but hey good to know
• Check up time. I've just been for my 6 month check up and everything seem to be going well until he slipped his finger in to check my prostate. I will not be using that dental practise again.
• That uncomfortable feeling when... You're at the doctors office getting your prostate checked and notice both of the doctor's hands on the table next to yours.
• My doctor always insists on checking my prostate. Which is weird because he's a psychiatrist.
• I don't need to pay the doctor for a prostate check up My uncle did it for free

Prostate Cancer Jokes

Here is a list of funny prostate cancer jokes and even better prostate cancer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An anarchist and a communist have an argument The communist wins the argument and the anarchist then says, "Thanks for giving me pro-state cancer."
• Doctor says " Mr Johnson.." Patient replies "Please , call me Ms Johnson" Doctor says "ok Ms Johnson, you have prostate cancer"
• I have cancer It's such a pain the prostate
• How can you tell when you have prostate cancer? It's not hard.
• My friend's Thai wife died yesterday, from prostate cancer.
• So I got back from the hospital today turns out I have prostate cancer.
• TIL That I'm NEVER getting prostate cancer
• how do you know a basketball player has prostate cancer? he dribbles a lot
• You must be giving me prostate cancer because there's a hard lump in my pants.

Enlarged Prostate Jokes

Here is a list of funny enlarged prostate jokes and even better enlarged prostate puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm so bad at recording myself playing video games that I've earned the nickname "The Enlarged Prostate"... I guess I've got a weak stream going.
• When Big Johnny tried to fly without an ID... ...the TSA diagnosed him with an enlarged prostate.

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What funny jokes about prostate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean liver jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prostate pranks.