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Prostate exam

A man goes to the doctor for a prostate exam. He pulls down his pants and after a while the doctor says "You're gonna have to stop masturbating".
The man asks "Why?"
"Because I'm trying to examine you.", replies the doctor.

I went to see my doctor to get my prostate checked.

He gave me the thumbs up.

A prostate exam...

Is worrying when the doctor shouts "look no hands!"

A man is getting a prostate exam...

During the exam, the man asks the doctor, "Is there anything I should be worrying about?"

The doctor says, "Only if you can feel both my hands on your shoulders."

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A man goes to the doctor for his first prostate exam. While the Doctor is performing the exam, he says to the patient, " Don't be embarassed, its common for men to get an erection during this part of the exam".

The patient answers "I don't have an erection"

The Doctor replies "I know, I do"

I just had my first prostate examination

Worst dentist ever.

Here's the good news (OC)

A guy goes to the doctor for his regular checkup. The doctor finishes up and invites him into the office.

"So, which first? The bad news or the good news?"

"Good news, doc", says the guy.

To which the doctor replies, "Well, you won't be needing any more annual prostate exams."

Prostate joke, Here's the good news (OC)

During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants"?

"Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.

My doctor told me to stop masturbating.

I went to the doctors yesterday and was surprised when he told me i needed to stop masturbating.

"Why, is my sperm count low?"

"No, you just need to let me finish your prostate exam first."

I always assumed you took off your pants during a prostate exam

But apparently that's "not appropriate for a medical professional".

Wrong Erection.

went to the doctor for a prostate exam....

while examening me the doctor said;"some men can get an erection during this exam",

i repleyed; "not me"

Doctor;" i wasn't talking about you!"

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Erections happen all the time

A man is about to get a prostate exam from his doctor. Before the doctor begins, he tells the man "I must tell you, during this type of examination, erections happen all the time. They are very common, and trust me, it's nothing to be embarrassed about."

The man seems a little uncomfortable, but the doctor continues, "Now a little less common, is you may get one too."

Went in for a prostate exam...

I asked the doctor where I should put my pants.

"Right over there with mine"...

Prostate Exam

After my recent Prostate Exam - one of the most thorough examinations I've ever had –
the Doctor left the room and the nurse came in.
After she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear....

She said...."Who was that guy?"

I nearly jumped 10 feet in the air during my first prostate exam.

Good thing the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders.

A man goes for his first prostate exam

"I am sorry doctor, but where can I leave my pants?"

"Right there where I left mine" - the doctor says

Prostate joke, A man goes for his first prostate exam

Look, no hands!

The worst thing you could hear during a prostate exam.

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?


I just got my prostate examined.

That's the last time I fall asleep on the train.

i just got my first prostate exam

and im never going back to that dentist again

I went to the doctor today for a prostate exam.

It wasn't as bad as I was expecting, until I realized both his hands were on my shoulders.

I was so embarrassed when I got an erection during a prostate exam.

Especially when they found out I'm not even a doctor.

My doctor checked my prostate last week

It was the worst dentist appointment of my life.

Q: When should you worry during a prostate exam?

A: When both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders.

I went to get a prostate exam yesterday...

the doctor told me to get in the fetal position and relax.

"You, know", the doc said after about 30 seconds into the procedure, "it's shouldn't be embarrassing, and it's not uncommon for some men to get an erection during this procedure."

"I don't have an erection', I responded.

Doc responded, "Yeah, but I do."

It's awkward when you get an erection during a prostate exam

And they realize you're not a doctor.

Prostate joke, It's awkward when you get an erection during a prostate exam

Two patients are sitting in a waiting room.

One of the patients, who has a speech impairment, asks the other patient,
"H-h-hi t-there. W-w-what are y-you here f-f-for?"
The other replies, "I have an issue with my prostate."
"W-w-what's the p-problem?"
The other answers, "Well, the way you talk is the way I pee."

I went to the doctor today...

He had me take off my clothes and put on a gown so he could complete a full physical. I was worried I would be receiving a prostate exam. Anyways, he walked back in and had me pull my gown up for the ole turn your head and cough check. When I did he took one look at me and said, "Very interesting....You have got to stop masturbating." I asked why, he said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

The worst thing about a prostate exam is...

...when he finds out you're not a real doctor.

How do you know that the prostate exam is going horribly wrong?

When the doctor places both hands on your shoulders.

gay prostate exam joke

a gay man goes in to get a prostate exam.

he is told to bend over when the doctor starts to examine his prostate.

the man says to the doctor:

"please take off your ring, it's hurting me"

the doctor says:

"That's not my ring. that's my rolex!"

I had my prostate checked the other day...

He said, "Bad news. You are going have to stop masturbating."

"What?... Permanently?..."

"No. Just while I am examining you."

What do you never want to hear during a prostate exam?

Look, no hands.

I got a prostate exam yesterday and that went pretty smoothly.

The doctor had both hands on my shoulders though, so I was a bit confused.

Two guys sitting in a doctor's office waiting room....

First guy says to second guy:

"I ...I...I...I'm hhhhh... hear ....fffffff...for my stttut...stutttering ppp,ppp, problem. Yyyy, you?"

Second guy says:

"I'm here because I have a swollen prostate, gonna get it checked"

First guy says:

"wwwww, what hhhhh, hhhappens wwwheeen y, yoour, ppppp, pprostate swelll, swells?

Second guys says:

"well, basically, I pee like you talk"

The doctor asked, how many fingers am I holding up?

I said, feels like two. Can you finish the prostate exam please?

After the doctor left the room from my prostate exam, the nurse came in with three words I didn't want to hear.

"Who was that?"

Doctor: Its perfectly normal to have an erection during a prostate exam!

Me: But I don't have one.

Doctor: But I do!!!

I had a prostate exam the other day...

When I entered the examination room and asked the doctor where I should put my trousers, I have to say, "over there with mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

I was having a prostate exam...

Doctor: Don't worry, it's perfectly fine to have an erection at a time like this.

So I tried to ignore the bulge in his pants.

After my prostate exam, the doctor left. The nurse came in later, with a worried look on her face, and said the three words I was dreading to hear.

Who was that?

I went to get a prostate exam and the doctor told me I need to stop masterbating...

I asked why?

He said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

During my prostate exam, the doctor told me it was completely normal to get an erection.

When I pointed out I didn't have one he said he wasn't talking about me.

I had my prostate exam yesterday.

It's the last time I will ever fall asleep on the subway.

I had a prostate exam today

Doctor felt around and said I had to quit masturbating. I asked why? Doctor said so he can finish the exam.

My doctor has the best bedside manner.

During my last prostate exam, he kept me calm by putting both of his hands on my shoulders

I really should've studied for my prostate exam

my mom freaked out when she found out I got a D.

I asked the doctor where I should put my pants during my prostate examination.

Over there next to mine, was not the answer I was expecting.

"Relax, the prostate exam will go easier that way" said the doctor as he put a firm hand on my shoulder.

And then he put his other hand on my other shoulder.

It's Not That I Didn't Like The Prostate Exam,

It's just the way he massages my shoulders while he's doing it.

What do the testicles and prostate have in common?

Nothing. There's a vas deferens between the two.

I was worried about my prostate exam

But luckily my doctor was kind enough to keep his hands on my shoulders the whole time to reassure me.

Masturbation is perfectly normal and healthy . it releases dopamine and reduces stress . improves prostate and cardiovascular health ...

and i still got thrown off the bus

A man is at a doctor's office about to have his prostate checked.

The doctor says "Okay, Steve, let's not get an erection again during the procedure." The man looks at the doctor confused, and says "My name isn't Steve, it's Dave." The doctor says "I know. I'm Steve."

After my prostate exam the doctor walked out and the nurse walked in. Then she asked me something no man wants to hear..

Who was that..

Prostate exam

Patient bent over naked about to get his prostate checked.
Dr says "ok Dave don't get a hard on "
Patient says " my name is Kenneth"
Dr says " my name is DAVE"

What's the worst thing to feel during a prostate exam?

2 hands on your shoulders

What do anarchists die of?

Pro-state cancer

My Dr said the prostate exam can cause erections in some men

Turns out he wasn't talking about the patient.

I couldn't sign the consent form for my prostate exam as the seat was too far away from the desk

The dr. said Would you like me to push in your stool?

a man goes into a doctors office for a prostate exam

The patient says "hey doc where should I put my pants?"
The doctor says "ah just put them next to mine"

Clothing optional

I went in for my prostate exam last week. The doctor told me to take off my pants. I asked him where I should put them. Right there next to mine was not the answer I wanted to hear.

I went to the doctor's the other day for a prostate exam...

He gave me the thumbs up!

I was getting a prostate exam and asked my doctor where I should put my pants

He said "in the corner, next to mine."

I asked my doctor to use 2 fingers when checking my prostate..

I wanted a second opinion.

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