Prostate Exam Jokes
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Funniest Prostate Exam Short Jokes
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- During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants"? "Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.
- After my prostate exam, the doctor left. The nurse came in later, with a worried look on her face, and said the three words I was dreading to hear. Who was that?
- I went to the doctor today for a prostate exam. It wasn't as bad as I was expecting, until I realized both his hands were on my shoulders.
- I nearly jumped 10 feet in the air during my first prostate exam. Good thing the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders.
- "relax, the prostate exam will go easier that way" said the doctor as he put a firm hand on my shoulder. And then he put his other hand on my other shoulder.
- I was worried about my prostate exam But luckily my doctor was kind enough to keep his hands on my shoulders the whole time to reassure me.
- The doctor asked, how many fingers am I holding up? I said, feels like two. Can you finish the prostate exam please?
- Q: When should you worry during a prostate exam? A: When both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders.
- How do you know that the prostate exam is going horribly wrong? When the doctor places both hands on your shoulders.
- A man is getting a prostate exam... During the exam, the man asks the doctor, "Is there anything I should be worrying about?"
The doctor says, "Only if you can feel both my hands on your shoulders."
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Prostate Exam One Liners
Which prostate exam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prostate exam? I can suggest the ones about prostate and prostate cancer.
- i just got my first prostate exam and im never going back to that dentist again
- A prostate exam... Is worrying when the doctor shouts "look no hands!"
- What do you never want to hear during a prostate exam? Look, no hands.
- I took a prostate exam at home, I think I failed... I lost my pen
- Prostate exams They've got a thumbs up from the doctor
- What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam? A zip.
- My doctor gave me a prostate exam this morning... ...I really need to find a new dentist
- How do you study for a prostate exam? By cramming.
- My doctor used two fingers during my prostate exam... He said he needed a second opinion.
- I remember going to see Dr. Hook in the 70s. Worst prostate exam ever
- Getting a prostate exam doesn't make you gay... Unless you spend all day studying for it.
- I gave myself a prostate exam earlier. That's the last time I buy cheap toilet roll.
- The worst part about being a libertarian is... I always fail my pro-state exam!
- What's good about airport security? Free prostate exam from an unlicensed physician......
- After doing it once they said a prostate exam is like riding a bike.. Without the seat.
Silly & Ridiculous Prostate Exam Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about prostate exam you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean examination jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prostate exam pranks.
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That moment when
Your getting a prostate exam but both of the doctor's hands are on your shoulders.
My dad's prostate exam joke
I got a little worried when I noticed hands on both my shoulders.
I knew my prostate exam had gone badly...
when the doctor gently put his hands on my shoulders.
I saw your post about the prostate exam and ease you this.
When you're getting your prostate exam, make sure the doctor only has ONE hand on your hip...
Here's the good news
A guy goes to the doctor for his regular checkup. The doctor finishes up and invites him into the office.
"So, which first? The bad news or the good news?"
"Good news, doc", says the guy.
To which the doctor replies, "Well, you won't be needing any more annual prostate exams."
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What Not to Do When You Get a Prostate Exam
Last time I went in for a prostate exam, the Doctor walked in and WOWZER! She was a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! As she's doing the finger-wave, she says....."Mike, you've got to stop m**...".....................I said "Why?" She says "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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My doctor told me to stop m**....
I went to the doctors yesterday and was surprised when he told me i needed to stop m**....
"Why, is my s**... count low?"
"No, you just need to let me finish your prostate exam first."
I always assumed you took off your pants during a prostate exam
But apparently that's "not appropriate for a medical professional".
I was having a checkup when my doctor said it was time for my prostate exam
Halfway through I remembered he was my dentist
Prostate exam
— Okay, I'm going to give you a prostate exam.
— …
— It won't hurt a bit…
— Hey, doctor, you could have removed your ring!
— It's not my ring, it's my watch…
What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
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Wrong e**....
went to the doctor for a prostate exam....
while examening me the doctor said;"some men can get an e**... during this exam",
i repleyed; "not me"
Doctor;" i wasn't talking about you!"
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"Lights on, or lights off?" he asked me.
I said, "Just give me the prostate exam, please."
Erections happen all the time
A man is about to get a prostate exam from his doctor. Before the doctor begins, he tells the man "I must tell you, during this type of examination, erections happen all the time. They are very common, and trust me, it's nothing to be embarrassed about."
The man seems a little uncomfortable, but the doctor continues, "Now a little less common, is you may get one too."
whats the most uncomfortable thing about a prostate exam?
When you ask the doctor where to put your pants and his reply is right next to mine.
Always Pay Attention!
After my Prostate Exam, the Doctor left.
Then the Nurse came in.
As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear:
"Who was that?
What's the difference between classical music and Barry white?
A lot when you are having a prostate exam.
You know you're in for a rough Prostate Exam...
...when you get into "position" and, right after the doctor snaps his gloves on, the nurse leans forward and gives you the "safe word"
During my last prostate exam I asked my doctor to stick in another finger.
Because I wanted a second opinion.
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Annual Checkup
Kenneth is visiting his doctor for his annual physical.
DOC: I strongly recommend you quit m**....
KEN: Why?
DOC: I'm trying to perform a prostate exam.
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If you are getting a prostate exam...
You're getting ANALysed!!!
I asked the doctor how much longer I've got.
He said, "A few inches. You clearly enjoy prostate exams."
Isn't asking a doctor for a second opinion normal?
I can't understand why my doctor got upset after my prostate exam when I asked him to try again with a second finger.
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I was so embarrassed when I got an e**... during a prostate exam.
Especially when they found out I'm not even a doctor.
So I'm studying.....
FOR MY PROSTATE EXAM!!!
I had my first prostate exam last week
It was the most uncomfortable thing that I've ever done in my life. It turned from bad to worse when I realized the doctor had both hands on my shoulders.
I guess I shouldn't have gone to a proctologist named Phil McCracken.
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As a doctor I now know what it's like to be a patient
I just don't understand how my doctor can do my prostate exam with both hands over my shoulders
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I went to get a prostate exam yesterday...
the doctor told me to get in the fetal position and relax.
"You, know", the doc said after about 30 seconds into the procedure, "it's shouldn't be embarrassing, and it's not uncommon for some men to get an e**... during this procedure."
"I don't have an e**...', I responded.
Doc responded, "Yeah, but I do."
I remember seeing Abu Hamza instead of my local doctor one time...
Worst prostate exam *I've* ever had.
I hated going to the doctor every year......
......until I got my prostate exam
When released from prison after 30 years I went for a prostate exam
The doctor said he could just eyeball it.
The worst thing about a prostate exam is...
...when he finds out you're not a real doctor.
During the prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants?"
"Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.
This is a repost from two years ago, all credits to u/-stillborn-
What's the difference between getting Cosby'd and a prostate exam
Your awake for the latter.
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gay prostate exam joke
a gay man goes in to get a prostate exam.
he is told to bend over when the doctor starts to examine his prostate.
the man says to the doctor:
"please t**... ring, it's hurting me"
the doctor says:
"That's not my ring. that's my rolex!"
A guy behind me just pulled out a gun.
This must be the weirdest prostate exam he's ever done.
I got a prostate exam yesterday
the bad joke
A man goes to his doctor for a checkup.
After the tests are done, the doctor asks the man to bend over for a prostate exam. The man drops his pants and bends over.
While the man is grunting due to the doctors fat finger, the doctor says
"Wanna see a magic trick?"
the man says "Ookay?"
The doctor says "Look NO HANDS" showing his hands to the patient
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Doctor: Its perfectly normal to have an e**... during a prostate exam!
Me: But I don't have one.
Doctor: But I do!!!
When does a doctor get mad?
When I ask why I can see both of his hands during my prostate exam.
I had three prostate exams yesterday
Had to stop when they found out I'm not a real doctor.
Where do insects go for a prostate exam?
A flea bottomist.
I went to the doctor for a prostate exam
While i was there he discovered i had a small 3rd testitcle.
He said it was a statesticle anomaly.
Ill see myself out.
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I was having a prostate exam...
Me:*squirms
Doctor: Don't worry, it's perfectly fine to have an e**... at a time like this.
So I tried to ignore the bulge in his pants.
My friend told me the doctor flossed his teeth for him after the prostate exam.
Long story short, he really needs to find a new dentist
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I was getting a prostate examination when the doctor said "just so you know, this is a digital r**... exam".
"I understand. I know what is involved", I reply.
The doctor elaborates, "Just so you know, this exam will likely cause an e**...".
I consider it for a moment and say, "That's fine, I've got it under control. It should be ok".
The doctor replies, "I wasn't talking about you."
I've had my prostate exam yesterday
I've passed.
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What does the proctologist sing after performing a prostate exam?
t**... glove.
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During my prostate exam, the doctor told me it was completely normal to get an e**....
When I pointed out I didn't have one he said he wasn't talking about me.
Went to the doctor for my physical
When it came time to do the prostate exam, I asked where I should put my pants. He said on the rack next to his.
I failed my prostate exam.
Guess I should have studied more.
What's the worst thing to hear immediately after a prostate exam?
The nurse walk in and say "Who was that guy?"
Every time I see my doctor he insists on giving me a prostate exam.
Which is weird because he's a psychiatrist.
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A man and a Doctor
A man's getting a checkup at his local doctors office
#Doctor: Sir you are going to need to stop m**...
#Man: Forever?
#Doctor: No, just while i finish up the prostate exam
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The guy with 5 p**... gets a prostate exam every week....
The Doc wasn't happy he came again this time either.
So i went to have a prostate exam the other day
The doctor told me to take my underwear and trousers off, but i had a Complete mindblank moment and said "Where should i put them?"
He looked at me with reassuring eyes and replied "Just pop them next to mine".
I wish all doctors were this considerate.
What's the worst part about getting a prostate exam?
Realizing you have 2 hands on your shoulders.
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I had a prostate exam today
Doctor felt around and said I had to quit m**.... I asked why? Doctor said so he can finish the exam.
Prostate and apologies if its a repost
A man went though his Prostate exam with stoicism and thought good, thats done with, as the doctor walked out. Then the nurse walked in and muttered those three words no man wants to hear.
"Who was that?"
