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Funniest Prostate Exam Short Jokes

Short prostate exam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prostate exam humour may include short prostate check jokes also.

  1. During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants"? "Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.
  2. After my prostate exam, the doctor left. The nurse came in later, with a worried look on her face, and said the three words I was dreading to hear. Who was that?
  3. After my prostate exam the doctor walked out and the nurse walked in. Then she asked me something no man wants to hear.. Who was that..
  4. I went to the doctor today for a prostate exam. It wasn't as bad as I was expecting, until I realized both his hands were on my shoulders.
  5. I nearly jumped 10 feet in the air during my first prostate exam. Good thing the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders.
  6. "relax, the prostate exam will go easier that way" said the doctor as he put a firm hand on my shoulder. And then he put his other hand on my other shoulder.
  7. I was worried about my prostate exam But luckily my doctor was kind enough to keep his hands on my shoulders the whole time to reassure me.
  8. The doctor asked, how many fingers am I holding up? I said, feels like two. Can you finish the prostate exam please?
  9. Went in for a prostate exam... I asked the doctor where I should put my pants.
    "Right over there with mine"...
  10. I got a prostate exam yesterday and that went pretty smoothly. The doctor had both hands on my shoulders though, so I was a bit confused.

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Prostate Exam One Liners

Which prostate exam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prostate exam? I can suggest the ones about prostate and prostate cancer.

  1. What's the worst thing to feel during a prostate exam? 2 hands on your shoulders
  2. i just got my first prostate exam and im never going back to that dentist again
  3. A prostate exam... Is worrying when the doctor shouts "look no hands!"
  4. What do you never want to hear during a prostate exam? Look, no hands.
  5. Look, no hands! The worst thing you could hear during a prostate exam.
  6. I took a prostate exam at home, I think I failed... I lost my pen
  7. What is the worst thing to feel when getting a prostate exam? Two hands on your shoulders
  8. I went to the doctor's the other day for a prostate exam... He gave me the thumbs up!
  9. Prostate exams They've got a thumbs up from the doctor
  10. What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam? A zip.
  11. My doctor gave me a prostate exam this morning... ...I really need to find a new dentist
  12. I did really well in my prostate exam. The doctor gave me two thumbs up.
  13. How do you study for a prostate exam? By cramming.
  14. I got my first prostate exam last week. Never going to that dentist again...
  15. What is the worst part of a prostate exam? Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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Silly & Ridiculous Prostate Exam Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about prostate exam you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean medical examination jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make prostate exam prank.

Prostate exam

A man goes to the doctor for a prostate exam. He pulls down his pants and after a while the doctor says "You're gonna have to stop m**...".
The man asks "Why?"
"Because I'm trying to examine you.", replies the doctor.

My dad's prostate exam joke

I got a little worried when I noticed hands on both my shoulders.

I knew my prostate exam had gone badly...

when the doctor gently put his hands on my shoulders.

I saw your post about the prostate exam and ease you this.

When you're getting your prostate exam, make sure the doctor only has ONE hand on your hip...

A man is getting a prostate exam...

During the exam, the man asks the doctor, "Is there anything I should be worrying about?"
The doctor says, "Only if you can feel both my hands on your shoulders."

New Prostate Exam Joke

A man goes to the doctor for his first prostate exam. While the Doctor is performing the exam, he says to the patient, " Don't be embarassed, its common for men to get an e**... during this part of the exam".
The patient answers "I don't have an e**..."
The Doctor replies "I know, I do"

Here's the good news (OC)

A guy goes to the doctor for his regular checkup. The doctor finishes up and invites him into the office.
"So, which first? The bad news or the good news?"
"Good news, doc", says the guy.
To which the doctor replies, "Well, you won't be needing any more annual prostate exams."

Prostate Exam

The worst part about getting a prostate exam is the embarrassment of getting an e**... -- especially when they find out I'm not a doctor.

What Not to Do When You Get a Prostate Exam

Last time I went in for a prostate exam, the Doctor walked in and WOWZER! She was a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! As she's doing the finger-wave, she says....."Mike, you've got to stop m**...".....................I said "Why?" She says "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

My doctor told me to stop m**....

I went to the doctors yesterday and was surprised when he told me i needed to stop m**....
"Why, is my s**... count low?"
"No, you just need to let me finish your prostate exam first."

I always assumed you took off your pants during a prostate exam

But apparently that's "not appropriate for a medical professional".

You can accurately measure a person's intelligence level by giving them a simple prostate exam.

If they let you, they're an idiot.

I was having a checkup when my doctor said it was time for my prostate exam

Halfway through I remembered he was my dentist

A man goes to the doctor for a prostate exam.

Midway through, the doctor says, "Don't worry, sir. It's perfectly normal to get an e**... during this procedure."
The man says, "What are you talking about doc? I'm not hard."
"I wasn't talking about you."

Wrong e**....

went to the doctor for a prostate exam....
while examening me the doctor said;"some men can get an e**... during this exam",
i repleyed; "not me"
Doctor;" i wasn't talking about you!"

Erections happen all the time

A man is about to get a prostate exam from his doctor. Before the doctor begins, he tells the man "I must tell you, during this type of examination, erections happen all the time. They are very common, and trust me, it's nothing to be embarrassed about."
The man seems a little uncomfortable, but the doctor continues, "Now a little less common, is you may get one too."

whats the most uncomfortable thing about a prostate exam?

When you ask the doctor where to put your pants and his reply is right next to mine.

Always Pay Attention!

After my Prostate Exam, the Doctor left.
Then the Nurse came in.
As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear:
"Who was that?

Guy goes to the doctor for a prostate exam

Doctor warns him, "It is normal to get an e**... while I perform this procedure, so don't be alarmed".
After the doctor is all finished the guy says, "Doc, I never got an e**..., I didn't even feel like I was going to get one".
The doctor smiles and says, "Oh, not you silly".

You know you're in for a rough Prostate Exam...

...when you get into "position" and, right after the doctor snaps his gloves on, the nurse leans forward and gives you the "safe word"

Prostate Exam

After my recent Prostate Exam - one of the most thorough examinations I've ever had –
the Doctor left the room and the nurse came in.
After she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear....
She said...."Who was that guy?"

A man goes for his first prostate exam

"I am sorry doctor, but where can I leave my pants?"
"Right there where I left mine" - the doctor says

I asked the doctor how much longer I've got.

He said, "A few inches. You clearly enjoy prostate exams."

When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doc where I should put my pants

"Over there, besides mine."

So I went to the doctor for my annual prostate exam today....

I asked the doctor "Where I should put my pants?"
He replied "Over there next to mine."

Isn't asking a doctor for a second opinion normal?

I can't understand why my doctor got upset after my prostate exam when I asked him to try again with a second finger.

I was so embarrassed when I got an e**... during a prostate exam.

Especially when they found out I'm not even a doctor.

My doctor used two fingers during my prostate exam...

He said he needed a second opinion.

Q: When should you worry during a prostate exam?

A: When both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders.

I went to get a prostate exam yesterday...

the doctor told me to get in the fetal position and relax.
"You, know", the doc said after about 30 seconds into the procedure, "it's shouldn't be embarrassing, and it's not uncommon for some men to get an e**... during this procedure."
"I don't have an e**...', I responded.
Doc responded, "Yeah, but I do."

It's awkward when you get an e**... during a prostate exam

And they realize you're not a doctor.

I remember going to see Dr. Hook in the 70s.

Worst prostate exam ever

Prostate exam

I wwnt in for my prostate exam, and took off my pants. I asked the doctor, "Where do you want me to set these?" "Over there, next to mine," is not the answer I was expecting.

When released from prison after 30 years I went for a prostate exam

The doctor said he could just eyeball it.

I went to the doctor today...

He had me take off my clothes and put on a gown so he could complete a full physical. I was worried I would be receiving a prostate exam. Anyways, he walked back in and had me pull my gown up for the ole turn your head and cough check. When I did he took one look at me and said, "Very interesting....You have got to stop m**...." I asked why, he said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

The worst thing about a prostate exam is...

...when he finds out you're not a real doctor.

During the prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants?"

"Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.
This is a repost from two years ago, all credits to u/-stillborn-

How do you know that the prostate exam is going horribly wrong?

When the doctor places both hands on your shoulders.

gay prostate exam joke

a gay man goes in to get a prostate exam.
he is told to bend over when the doctor starts to examine his prostate.
the man says to the doctor:
"please t**... ring, it's hurting me"
the doctor says:
"That's not my ring. that's my rolex!"

A guy behind me just pulled out a gun.

This must be the weirdest prostate exam he's ever done.

the bad joke

A man goes to his doctor for a checkup.
After the tests are done, the doctor asks the man to bend over for a prostate exam. The man drops his pants and bends over.
While the man is grunting due to the doctors fat finger, the doctor says
"Wanna see a magic trick?"
the man says "Ookay?"
The doctor says "Look NO HANDS" showing his hands to the patient

After the doctor left the room from my prostate exam, the nurse came in with three words I didn't want to hear.

"Who was that?"

Doctor: Its perfectly normal to have an e**... during a prostate exam!

Me: But I don't have one.
Doctor: But I do!!!

I had three prostate exams yesterday

Had to stop when they found out I'm not a real doctor.

I got a prostate exam...

And the doctor told me its normal to get an e**....
So I just ignored his bulge.

I had a prostate exam the other day...

When I entered the examination room and asked the doctor where I should put my trousers, I have to say, "over there with mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

I was having a prostate exam...

Me:*squirms
Doctor: Don't worry, it's perfectly fine to have an e**... at a time like this.
So I tried to ignore the bulge in his pants.

I was getting a prostate exam and the doctor said "don't worry, it's perfectly normal to get an e**..."

I just wish he'd put his pants back on

My doctor was giving me a prostate exam

And then he placed both his hands on my shoulders during the exam.

A man goes to the doctor for an annual checkup

When the doctor walks in he looks at the man's chart and says although it is awkward, I believe you are the right age for a prostate exam.
The man sighs, bends over the table and drops his drawers.
Now just to let you know this may cause an e**..., warns the doctor.
I think I'll be fine, the man replied
I wasn't talking about you.

I was getting a prostate examination when the doctor said "just so you know, this is a digital r**... exam".

"I understand. I know what is involved", I reply.
The doctor elaborates, "Just so you know, this exam will likely cause an e**...".
I consider it for a moment and say, "That's fine, I've got it under control. It should be ok".
The doctor replies, "I wasn't talking about you."

I hate it when I get an e**... during a prostate exam

and then they find out I'm not a real doctor.

I went to get a prostate exam and the doctor told me I need to stop m**......

I asked why?
He said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

During my prostate exam, the doctor told me it was completely normal to get an e**....

When I pointed out I didn't have one he said he wasn't talking about me.

I had my prostate exam yesterday.

It's the last time I will ever fall asleep on the subway.

A young man went to get a prostate exam

youngman: "hey doc I never done one of this before."
doctor: "its fine just take your panta off."
youngman: "where should I put my pants?"
doctor: "next to mine is fine."

What's the worst part about getting a prostate exam?

Realizing you have 2 hands on your shoulders.

I had a prostate exam today

Doctor felt around and said I had to quit m**.... I asked why? Doctor said so he can finish the exam.

Prostate and apologies if its a repost

A man went though his Prostate exam with stoicism and thought good, thats done with, as the doctor walked out. Then the nurse walked in and muttered those three words no man wants to hear.

"Who was that?"

What did the optometrist say when he walked into another doctor's prostate exam

How many fingers is he holding up?

My doctor has the best bedside manner.

During my last prostate exam, he kept me calm by putting both of his hands on my shoulders

Doctor : Relax, its perfectly normal to get an e**... during a prostate exam.

Patient : Ummm..... But doc, i dont have an e**....
Doctor : I do.

Doctor Visit

After my Prostate Exam, the doctor left. When the nurse came in as she shut the door, she whispered three words no man wants to hear:
Who was that?"

I really should've studied for my prostate exam

my mom freaked out when she found out I got a D.

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