Quirky and Hilarious Prostate Cancer Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?
Prostate
"Masturbation can help relieve depression and lead to a higher sense of self-esteem, as well as reduce the risk of prostate cancer."
And apparently that is not the correct answer to give when being questioned by the police as to why I was jacking off while riding the bus.
What type of cancer do anarchists hate the most?
Prostate cancer
joke from my father in law with prostate cancer...
whats the difference between a camaro and an erection?
i can maintain a camero.
So a man goes on vacation to Asia...
and while he is travelling in Thailand, he falls in love with a local woman. He decides to take her back to the US with him to get married. They go back to the US and get married. Everyone is happy and healthy. A few years go by, and the man meets one of his friends in a bar. He starts to catch up with him, when his friend asks "Hey, where's that wife of yours?"
"Oh, she died rather suddenly."
"I'm sorry to hear that, what happened?"
"Prostate cancer."
Doctor says " Mr Johnson.." Patient replies "Please , call me Ms Johnson"
Doctor says "ok Ms Johnson, you have prostate cancer"
I have cancer
It's such a pain the prostate
How can you tell when you have prostate cancer?
It's not hard.
My friend's Thai wife died yesterday,
from prostate cancer.