The Best 54 Prostat Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Prostat Jokes and Puns

Prostate exam

A man goes to the doctor for a prostate exam. He pulls down his pants and after a while the doctor says "You're gonna have to stop masturbating".
The man asks "Why?"
"Because I'm trying to examine you.", replies the doctor.

My dad's prostate exam joke

I got a little worried when I noticed hands on both my shoulders.

A prostate exam...

Is worrying when the doctor shouts "look no hands!"

Prostat joke, A prostate exam...

The prostate examiner has been too aggressive with his patients recently....

The prostate examiner has been too aggressive with his patients recently...

Hes was caught red handed.

I had my prostate examined the other day. After it was all over, the doctor left at the same time the nurse came in, and whispered the three words no one wants to hear.

Who was that?


New Prostate Exam Joke

A man goes to the doctor for his first prostate exam. While the Doctor is performing the exam, he says to the patient, " Don't be embarassed, its common for men to get an erection during this part of the exam".

The patient answers "I don't have an erection"

The Doctor replies "I know, I do"

I just had my first prostate examination

Worst dentist ever.

Prostat joke, I just had my first prostate examination

Prostate Exam

The worst part about getting a prostate exam is the embarrassment of getting an erection -- especially when they find out I'm not a doctor.

What Not to Do When You Get a Prostate Exam

Last time I went in for a prostate exam, the Doctor walked in and WOWZER! She was a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! As she's doing the finger-wave, she says....."Mike, you've got to stop masturbating".....................I said "Why?" She says "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants"?

"Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.

Went in for a prostate exam...

I asked the doctor where I should put my pants.

"Right over there with mine"...

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I was getting a prostate exam the other day...

The strange thing is, during the exam the doctor had both of his hands on my shoulders.

Prostate Exam

After my recent Prostate Exam - one of the most thorough examinations I've ever had –
the Doctor left the room and the nurse came in.
After she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear....

She said...."Who was that guy?"

When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doc where I should put my pants

"Over there, besides mine."

I just got my prostate examined.

That's the last time I fall asleep on the train.

After doing it once they said a prostate exam is like riding a bike..

Without the seat.

Prostat joke, After doing it once they said a prostate exam is like riding a bike..

i just got my first prostate exam

and im never going back to that dentist again

Getting a prostate exam doesn't make you gay...

Unless you spend all day studying for it.

I had my first prostate exam last week

It was the most uncomfortable thing that I've ever done in my life. It turned from bad to worse when I realized the doctor had both hands on my shoulders.

I guess I shouldn't have gone to a proctologist named Phil McCracken.


I went to get a prostate exam yesterday...

the doctor told me to get in the fetal position and relax.

"You, know", the doc said after about 30 seconds into the procedure, "it's shouldn't be embarrassing, and it's not uncommon for some men to get an erection during this procedure."

"I don't have an erection', I responded.

Doc responded, "Yeah, but I do."

I took a prostate exam at home, I think I failed...

I lost my pen

Prostate examination [NSFW]

A guy goes into the medical center for a checkup. The nurse asks him if he's ever had a prostate exam before, and reassures him it's very straightforward and not to worry. Just go through into the next room, and the doctor will be with you shortly.
So he goes into the room and starts undressing. It's only a minute before the Doctor comes in and tells him to drop his trousers. Asked where to put his pants, Doctor says "right here next to mine."

After my prostate exam the nurse came in

She said quietly, "Who was that?"

Prostate exam

I wwnt in for my prostate exam, and took off my pants. I asked the doctor, "Where do you want me to set these?" "Over there, next to mine," is not the answer I was expecting.

Prostate exams

They've got a thumbs up from the doctor

During the prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants?"

"Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.

This is a repost from two years ago, all credits to u/-stillborn-

How do you know that the prostate exam is going horribly wrong?

When the doctor places both hands on your shoulders.

I had my prostate checked the other day...

He said, "Bad news. You are going have to stop masturbating."

"What?... Permanently?..."

"No. Just while I am examining you."

I got a prostate exam yesterday and that went pretty smoothly.

The doctor had both hands on my shoulders though, so I was a bit confused.

Prostate checkup

I went for a checkup and got my prostate examined. I asked him if everything was okay and he said "feels fine to me, but what do I know i'm just your dentist"

I had three prostate exams yesterday

Had to stop when they found out I'm not a real doctor.

I got a prostate exam...

And the doctor told me its normal to get an erection.

So I just ignored his bulge.

I had a prostate exam the other day...

When I entered the examination room and asked the doctor where I should put my trousers, I have to say, "over there with mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

I was having a prostate exam...

Me:*squirms
Doctor: Don't worry, it's perfectly fine to have an erection at a time like this.

So I tried to ignore the bulge in his pants.

I did really well in my prostate exam.

The doctor gave me two thumbs up.

I was getting a prostate exam and the doctor said "don't worry, it's perfectly normal to get an erection"

I just wish he'd put his pants back on

After my prostate exam, the doctor left. The nurse came in later, with a worried look on her face, and said the three words I was dreading to hear.

Who was that?

I was getting a prostate examination when the doctor said "just so you know, this is a digital rectal exam".

"I understand. I know what is involved", I reply.

The doctor elaborates, "Just so you know, this exam will likely cause an erection".

I consider it for a moment and say, "That's fine, I've got it under control. It should be ok".

The doctor replies, "I wasn't talking about you."

I went to get a prostate exam and the doctor told me I need to stop masterbating...

I asked why?

He said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

During my prostate exam, the doctor told me it was completely normal to get an erection.

When I pointed out I didn't have one he said he wasn't talking about me.

I had my prostate exam yesterday.

It's the last time I will ever fall asleep on the subway.

So i went to have a prostate exam the other day

The doctor told me to take my underwear and trousers off, but i had a Complete mindblank moment and said "Where should i put them?"

He looked at me with reassuring eyes and replied "Just pop them next to mine".

I wish all doctors were this considerate.

I had a prostate exam today

Doctor felt around and said I had to quit masturbating. I asked why? Doctor said so he can finish the exam.

Prostate and apologies if its a repost

A man went though his Prostate exam with stoicism and thought good, thats done with, as the doctor walked out. Then the nurse walked in and muttered those three words no man wants to hear.



"Who was that?"

What did the prostate doctor say to the kfc worker?

it's finger lickin' good

So I went in for my prostate exam...

The guy put on the glove and started to go up in me. It went on for quite a while. Then, he took off the glove, said to put my pants back on and left the exam room.
A minute later, the nurse came in and said the one thing I didn't want to hear...

"Who was that guy?"

Just had my first ever prostate check. My doctor said it's called a digital rectal exam.

Felt more like it was anal-og to me though.

It's Not That I Didn't Like The Prostate Exam,

It's just the way he massages my shoulders while he's doing it.

Before my prostate exam I asked my doctor where to leave my trousers.

"Over here by mine" wasn't the answer I was expecting.

Had my first prostate exam today

Doctor was very nice. In the middle of the exam he asked if I was ok.

I said "I'm fine, Doc. But how the hell are your hands on my shoulders right now?"

After my prostate exam the doctor walked out and the nurse walked in. Then she asked me something no man wants to hear..

Who was that..

I got my first prostate exam last week.

Never going to that dentist again...

Prostate exam

Patient bent over naked about to get his prostate checked.
Dr says "ok Dave don't get a hard on "
Patient says " my name is Kenneth"
Dr says " my name is DAVE"

My Dr said the prostate exam can cause erections in some men

Turns out he wasn't talking about the patient.

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