The Best 10 Prosperous Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Prosperous jokes. There are some prosperous nations jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prosperous poverty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Prosperous Jokes and Puns
In North Korea...
[edited] everything is grand and prosperous and USA is smelly
The President of Iran calls Trump & tells him "I had a dream last night...."
"New York was in ruins & aflame, with Iranian flags flying above."
Trump replies: "Funny, I had a dream last night too. Teheran beautiful and prosperous, happy people celebrating in the streets, with big banners hanging everywhere."
"What did the banners say?", asked the Iranian President.
"I don't know," Trump answers, "I can't read Hebrew."
I became rich by selling fertilizer.
I have some very prosperous phosphorus.
A concerned wife goes to her husband...
"Honey, I know we said we would wait to give our little girl the birds and the bees talk, but I think it's about time."
He inquiries as to why she thinks this. Their daughter, while almost a teen, is still rather young.
"Well, I caught her masturbating."
"~~Prosperous~~ Preposterous!! She's barely old enough to start her period let alone do that"
"That's the other thing, honey, I caught her red handed..."
The son of a terrorist....
A teenage son of a terrorist was busted by his dad for skipping school.
"Farhad, why did you not attend school today?"
"Well," the boy said, "all my friends skipped school--"
"Ach! Farhad, must you always do what your friends do? I suppose if your friends wanted to live long, prosperous lives of peace and tranquility, you'd do that too, right?"
If Great Britian leaves the EU then it will be like its own Hong Kong
Owned by the British, surprisingly prosperous for its size, and desperately longing to be white.
You guys see that new Black Panther Trailer yet? It's set in the vibrant and prosperous African country of Wakanda.
So right off the bat you know its fiction
There is only one thing I hate more than communism.
And that's people who are more prosperous than me.
Why is Taiwan so prosperous?
They have a lot of Taipei personalities.
A Lebanese man in Texas
A clever Lebanese man moves to the Texas Republic. He wants to buy a mule, but when he goes to see the man he knows is selling one, he is told that the mule has died.
"No problem," says he. "I will give you two dollars for the dead mule."
A few weeks later the mule seller runs into the Lebanese man in town, looking quite prosperous. He asked him what had happened.
" I raffled off the mule. I charged one dollar a ticket, and sold 700 tickets."
"But weren't the winner upset that the mule was dead?"
"I gave him his money back"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prosperous happiest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working prosperous profitable piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.