The Best 7 Prospector Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prospector jokes. There are some prospector exploration jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prospector yukon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Prospector Jokes and Puns

Why did the non-binary prospector move West in 1849?

Because there was gold up in them/their hills.

Why did the non-binary prospector go out west?

Because there was gold in them/their hills.

Did you hear about the old prospector who accidentally swallowed a gold nugget?

I saw him digging through is feces, so I asked him what he was doing. He said he was just mining his own business.

What did the prospector say the the zombie rappers?

"There's mold in them there grills"

I wanted to be a gold prospector....

But in the end it didn't pan out.


What did the gold prospector say when he saw bits of silver in his pan?

weird flecks, but okay.

What is the difference between a prospector and a paedophile?

Prospectors mine for treasure, but paedophiles treasure minor's.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prospector roughest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prospector jewelry piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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