Prospector Jokes
7 prospector jokes and hilarious prospector puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prospector that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Why did the non-binary prospector move West in 1849?
Because there was gold up in them/their hills.
After years of digging, a gold prospector finally found a small amount of a precious metal
It was a miner success.
What did the prospector say the the zombie rappers?
"There's mold in them there grills"
I wanted to be a gold prospector....
But in the end it didn't pan out.
What did the gold prospector say when he saw bits of silver in his pan?
weird flecks, but okay.
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What is the difference between a prospector and a p**...?
Prospectors mine for treasure, but paedophiles treasure minor's.
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An elderly prospector was mining for gold with his daughter, Anne.
He chipped away and mined the ore while she maintained the camp and washed and organized anything he found.
They had a system where any time she found something special, she would light a special red lantern to let him know.
She wasn't very good at identifying gold though, and often misinterpreted the shine from mica or quartz as the gleam of a gold nugget.
After the third time in a day that she lit up the red lantern to falsely notify him of a newly found nugget, he grew angry and yelled at her.
"God d**...! They're rocks, Anne. You don't have to put on the red light!"
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