The Best 7 Prospect Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prospect jokes. There are some prospect recruit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prospect owlgebra puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Prospect Jokes and Puns

First Impressions

A young teenage couple have been dating for a little while, so the girl says to the boy that she wants him to meet her parents. He is a little skeptical at this, but she tells him that if he can make a good impression with them that she will reward him with sex.

Extremely excited at the prospect of losing his virginity, the boy rushes to the local pharmacy to get some protection. However, he is a little embarrassed and unsure of himself. The pharmacist at the counter notices this and walks over to see if he can help. "First time?" the pharmacist guesses. The boy nods sheepishly. So the pharmacist gives him the basics on picking condoms. The boy thanks him, buys some, and leaves.

Finally, the big night arrives and the boy arrives at the girl's house. As the couple and the girl's parents sit down for dinner, they all bow their heads to say grace over the meal. Afterwards, they all look up to start eating, except for the boy, who still has his head bowed in prayer. Respectfully, the girl and her parents sit quietly as he continues praying to himself. After about 5 minutes pass, the girl leans over and whispers to him, "I never knew you were so religious!" He looks up at her and whispers back, "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!"

What did the prospector say the the zombie rappers?

"There's mold in them there grills"

Why aren't Hungarians worried about the prospect of starving in a Zombie apocalypse?

Well there will always be Ghoul hash.

2 market researchers are sent to Africa to see if there is potential market for shoes.

First one reports to boss: There is zero prospect here. No one is wearing shoes.

Second one reports to boss: There is unbelievable market here. No one is wearing shoes.

I used to vehemently hate the prospect of having long hair,

But it's grown on me


I had a guy prospect some land for me but didn't pay him.

Good ol' exploitation of miners.

I don't understand why Islamic extremists would blow themselves up for the prospect of getting 72 virgins in the Afterlife

Just become a Catholic priest and get it now!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prospect bobby jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prospect perspective piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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