Proselytizing Jokes
4 proselytizing jokes and hilarious proselytizing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about proselytizing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A Christian m**... goes to proselytize in Africa and gets lost
So he goes aimlessly through thick forest and stumbles upon a lion. He gets scared the lion will eat him so he starts praying to God to protect him from the lion. Then, suddenly, he sees the lion praying as well!
He gets relieved and tells the lion: Brother! I didn't know you're a believer as well. I'm so glad, for a moment I thought that you might eat me
The lion responds: Quiet, please! Don't interrupt my mealtime prayer!
I've been going door-to-door proselytizing my new gym.
Jehovah's Fitness
What's the slogan of Jewish proselytizers?
Yahweh or the highway.
What is a geometry teacher's favorite place to proselytize?
Madison Square Garden
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