Proselytizing Jokes

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Proselytizing Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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A Christian m**... goes to proselytize in Africa and gets lost

So he goes aimlessly through thick forest and stumbles upon a lion. He gets scared the lion will eat him so he starts praying to God to protect him from the lion. Then, suddenly, he sees the lion praying as well!

He gets relieved and tells the lion: Brother! I didn't know you're a believer as well. I'm so glad, for a moment I thought that you might eat me

The lion responds: Quiet, please! Don't interrupt my mealtime prayer!

I've been going door-to-door proselytizing my new gym.

Jehovah's Fitness

What's the slogan of Jewish proselytizers?

Yahweh or the highway.

What is a geometry teacher's favorite place to proselytize?

Madison Square Garden

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