4+ Laughter Prosecutors Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

Prosecutors Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prosecutors jokes. Read prosecutors plaintiff jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

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Laughter Prosecutors Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

Ron Jeremy was arrested for s**... assault

Because Ron Jeremy is 67 years old, Prosecutors are worried the evidence won't stand up in court.
Further, Ron Jeremy is entitled to a jury of his peers. Prosecutors are afraid it will be a hung jury.

I know federal prosecutors have a 99% conviction rate. But I'm a little nervous.

Because Trump picked his cabinet from the 1%.

IKEA has been accused of evading over $500 million in taxes. Apparently, prosecutors have been after them for years...

...but they're having a really hard time putting their case together.

How do you get out of jury duty in the US?

Be black. The prosecutors never let you remain on the jury.

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