Prosecution Jokes
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Kyle Rittenhouse has a lot of people to thank for his acquittal.
I suggest he start with the prosecution.
A man is charged with first-degree m**... and is on the stand, being questioned by the prosecution.
Did you commit the crime?
No sir, I did not.
I remind you that you are under oath. Do you know the penalty for perjury?
Yes sir, and it's a darn sight less than the penalty for m**....
A land owner has caught a trespasser on his land.
"Didn't you see my sign that said, Private. Trespassers will be prosecuted?"
"Well, it's like this. I saw the sign, but when I read 'Private', I didn't read any further 'cause I thought it wasn't any of my business."
\-- Modern adaptation of a joke from a 1913 newspaper.
Did you hear about the lawyer who was prosecuted for having a loophole f**...?
He got off on a technicality.
Judge
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. Isn't it true, he bellowed, that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.
The prosecutor again blared, Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, Sir, please answer the question.
Oh, the startled witness said, I thought he was talking to you.
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered.
She promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's prejudiced. "I took one look at those shifty eyes and that cheap polyester suit and I immediately knew that he was guilty as sin."
"Sit down," says the judge. "That's the prosecuting attorney."
A writer was prosecuted for a short story he wrote
They gave him a long sentence.
Where's the best place for Edward Snowden to hide?
Wallstreet. No one there ever seems to get prosecuted.
What did the Dentist say when he was being prosecuted in court?
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TOOTH!!!!!!
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