The Best 41 Prose Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Prose jokes. There are some prose write jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 Funniest Prose Jokes and Puns
As a volunteer, I taught a seminar on how to write persuasive speeches at my local prison.
I titled the course: "Prose and Cons".
Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?
Prose before hoes.
I should stay up until 3 in the morning more often
I want to make a show with the two actors who have played Khan in the different Star Trek films where we discuss literature. We will call it "Prose and Khans".
I'm writing a book about poets who have been jailed
It's called prose and cons
I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry
The job has its prose and Khans
After being shown around, the prison warden was asked for his opinion on the prisoners' new creative writing class.
..."It has its prose & cons"
I'm ambivalent about Mongolian literature.
It has its prose and Khans.
I asked my friend about his time in prison.
"I have mixed feelings. On one hand I was surrounded by the worst society had to offer. I shared cells with thieves, murderers, and rapists. On the other hand the prison library was filled with the best collection of literature that I've ever seen. I don't know. It has its prose and cons."
Why was the prison poetry slam cancelled?
There were more cons than prose
My husband doesn't like my new job as a librarian in the prison.
He says it has more cons than prose
I just got a new job at a prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
What's a good thing about a novelist conman?
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
Came up with this joke this morning in the shower.
I took a tour of a prison for poets, at the end the warden asked what I thought of it. I said it has its prose and cons.
Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter?
Prose before Hose
Two men were chatting in a bar
"So what do you do?"
"I write"
"Oh, poetry or prose?"
"Neither, I write cartoons"
"Why's that?"
"No rhyme or reason"
I run a rehabilitation program where we get prison inmates to write poetry to help them cope with their emotions.
I call it:
Prose and Cons
When you'd rather read a book than date a girl ...
it's prose over hoes.
Always remember...
No matter how bad prose may be, it might be verse.
Should there be more books in prison?
I think the cons outweigh the prose.
I dumped a girl because she wouldn't let me read poetry.
Prose before hoes.
I have been weighing the pros and cons about reading poetry to prisoners.
Pros: prose
Cons: cons
I'm starting a club that discusses the good and bad parts of poetry in prison.
It's called "Prose and Cons"
Is it a good idea for prisons to have story-writing classes?
Eh, there are prose and cons
How did Christopher Marlowe keep his writing secret from the other prisoners when he went to jail?
He separated the prose from the cons.
Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?
His life had it's prose and cons.
I just finished reading a book by a group of amateur poets...
The poems aren't bad, but you can tell they're not prose.
Why did the warden cancel the prison writing contest?
There were too many cons and not enough prose
"The prosecutor says she can produce five witnesses who saw you running from the bank with money bags in your hands"
"The prosecutor says she can produce five witnesses who saw you running from the bank with money bags in your hands" a defense lawyer confided in his client.
"That's nothing," the client replied, ""I can produce five hundred witnesses who didn't see me running from the bank with money bags in my hands"
One of my friends is writing a book about the speech patterns of prison and the criminals inside
In other words, the prose and cons of jail
Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries?
Because the prose outweigh the cons.
I've started running poetry nights at the local prison.
It has its prose and cons
I wrote down what I thought about mongolian poetry
It has its prose and its Khans
I started a literacy program for inmates.
There's been some prose and cons.
I held a creative writing seminar at a women's prison last month
How did it go? Well, it had its prose and cons.
There was a firefighter who always recited a poetry verse before extinguishing a blaze.
He was a real prose before hose kinda guy.
Been thinking about starting a program to rehabilitate felons through the power of writing
So I've been considering all the prose and cons.
I started a poetry club at the prison I work at. It's great for the inmates, but does mean I have to stay late with no extra pay
It's got prose and cons.
A man is deciding whether to become a novelist or a career criminal
You could say he's weighing the prose and cons
A prison did a study on inmate morale by building them a fully accessible library
**It had its prose and cons.**
*modified joke, original idea by* /u/Cybersad3021
I have started teaching a poetry class at my local jail
It's called prose and cons
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