Prose Jokes
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Short prose jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prose humour may include short poetry jokes also.
- Came up with this joke this morning in the shower. I took a tour of a prison for poets, at the end the warden asked what I thought of it. I said it has its prose and cons.
- I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry The job has its prose and Khans
- I'm considering taking a position translating old Mongolian poetry. The jobs has its prose and Khans.
Happy cake day to me! - I'm starting a club that discusses the good and bad parts of poetry in prison. It's called "Prose and Cons"
- My husband doesn't like my new job as a librarian in the prison. He says it has more cons than prose
- I started a poetry club at the prison I work at. It's great for the inmates, but does mean I have to stay late with no extra pay It's got prose and cons.
- Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries? Because the prose outweigh the cons.
- I have been weighing the pros and cons about reading poetry to prisoners. Pros: prose
Cons: cons - As a volunteer, I taught a seminar on how to write persuasive speeches at my local prison. I titled the course: "Prose and Cons".
- I just finished reading a book by a group of amateur poets... The poems aren't bad, but you can tell they're not prose.
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Which prose one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prose? I can suggest the ones about verse and literature.
- I just got a new job at a prison library. It has its prose and cons.
- Why was the prison poetry slam cancelled? There were more cons than prose
- I have started teaching a poetry class at my local jail It's called prose and cons
- I started a literacy program for inmates. There's been some prose and cons.
- I'm compiling a book of poems by felons. I'm going to call it "Prose and Cons".
- I wrote down what I thought about mongolian poetry It has its prose and its Khans
- I'm ambivalent about Mongolian literature. It has its prose and Khans.
- Is it a good idea for prisons to have story-writing classes? Eh, there are prose and cons
- What do you call an amateur sports team made up entirely of poets? semi-prose
- Always remember... No matter how bad prose may be, it might be verse.
- I just finished reading a book on Mongolian literature. It had its prose and khans.
- I recently visited a prison library it has its prose and cons
- My novel about life in prison has its prose and cons.
- This is how I like to review my books: I look at their prose and cons.
- What would Captain Kirk be called if he wrote poetry? Prose and Khans.
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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?
Prose before h**....
I should stay up until 3 in the morning more often
I want to make a show with the two actors who have played Khan in the different Star Trek films where we discuss literature. We will call it "Prose and Khans".
After being shown around, the prison warden was asked for his opinion on the prisoners' new creative writing class.
..."It has its prose & cons"
I asked my friend about his time in prison.
"I have mixed feelings. On one hand I was surrounded by the worst society had to offer. I shared cells with thieves, murderers, and rapists. On the other hand the prison library was filled with the best collection of literature that I've ever seen. I don't know. It has its prose and cons."
Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
What's a good thing about a novelist conman?
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter?
Prose before Hose
Why are programmers so good at poetry?
Well, all words rhyme in binary.
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When you'd rather read a book than date a girl ...
it's prose over h**....
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I dumped a girl because she wouldn't let me read poetry.
Prose before h**....
How did Christopher Marlowe keep his writing secret from the other prisoners when he went to jail?
He separated the prose from the cons.
Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?
His life had it's prose and cons.
"The prosecutor says she can produce five witnesses who saw you running from the bank with money bags in your hands"
"The prosecutor says she can produce five witnesses who saw you running from the bank with money bags in your hands" a defense lawyer confided in his client.
"That's nothing," the client replied, ""I can produce five hundred witnesses who didn't see me running from the bank with money bags in my hands"
One of my friends is writing a book about the speech patterns of prison and the criminals inside
In other words, the prose and cons of jail
I held a creative writing seminar at a women's prison last month
How did it go? Well, it had its prose and cons.
There was a firefighter who always recited a poetry verse before extinguishing a blaze.
He was a real prose before hose kinda guy.
A man is deciding whether to become a novelist or a career criminal
You could say he's weighing the prose and cons
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A prison did a study on inmate morale by building them a fully accessible library
**It had its prose and cons.**
*modified joke, original idea by* /u/Cybersad3021
