Pros And Cons Jokes
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Funniest Pros And Cons Short Jokes
Short pros and cons jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pros and cons humour may include short pros jokes also.
- What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches? On one hand, you have a watch...
But on the other hand, you have a watch. - I work in a prison, and when people ask me if I enjoy my job... ...I tell them that it has it's pros and cons.
- The pros and cons of being overly literal PROS:
People who profit as a result of their occupation.
CONS:
People found guilty of a criminal offense. - Pros of my high school years: I graduated top of my class, was voted prom king, and hooked up with the hottest girl in my grade. Cons of my high school years: my twin sister and I were homeschooled.
- I'm trying to decide if I should become an athlete or a criminal So I made a list of pros and cons.
- The average paid athlete weighs more than the average felon As you can see, the pros outweigh the cons.
- I am undecided on whether should I be an athlete or a criminal so I made a list of pros and cons.
- I have been weighing the pros and cons about reading poetry to prisoners. Pros: prose
Cons: cons - A Japanese prison invited a few sumo wrestlers for a match... The fattest prisoners were selected to compete and to everyone's surprise they won.
It's because the cons outweigh the pros. - There is a huge debate about letting NFL teams play against prison inmates as part of their rehabilitation program. Understandable, it has a big list of pros and cons.
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Pros And Cons One Liners
Which pros and cons one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pros and cons? I can suggest the ones about cons and benefits.
- What are the pros and cons of making kids Pros: Making
Cons: Kids - I made a list of all the prostitutes and criminals in my area It's my pros and cons list
- Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting. Cons: Deez nuts freezing.
- Pros are good and cons are bad, so... What's the opposite of constitution?
- Pros and cons: Choice for abortions Pro: Killing babies.
Con: Giving women a choice. - Pros and Cons of making something to eat: Pro: Something to eat
Con: Making - What were the pros and cons to OJ Simpson? He was a pro that turned into a con
- Why do prison doctors hire paroled NFL players? The pros out weigh the cons
- Why is it better to be fat than skinny? Because the pros LITERALLY outweigh the cons!
- Skateboarding has its pros and cons.
- What are the pros and cons of making food? Pros: food
Cons: making - Pros and cons of guys: Con: They're d**....
Pro: Their d**.... - Pros and cons of dating a man Pro: Their d**...
Con: They're d**... - Pros and cons h**... and inmates.
Pros And Cons Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pros and cons you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean downside jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pros and cons pranks.
A young couple dies on their way to their wedding....
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven.
St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he left.
The couple sat and waited for an answer.... for a couple of months.
While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all?
What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?'
Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.
Yes,' he informed the couple, 'You can get married in Heaven.'
'Great!' said the couple. 'But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.
'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.
'OH, COME ON!!!' St. Peter shouted. 'It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?
I used to live in a place with crazy thin walls.
I used to live in a place with super thin walls, which came with a lot of pros and cons
A big con was that at all times of day, you can hear people have n**..., carnal s**... right next to you through the wall.
A pro, however, was that was if you knocked on the wall, and asked very nicely, you get to join in the sideways hokey pokey.
This led to a LOT of crazy, s**... adventures.
All the crazy s**... gets tiring after a while though, so eventually, I had to move out.
And I gotta say, it was really weird having to leave my parents place.
So there's a plane that's half criminals and half master tradesmen...
The plane is half full of criminals and half full of master craftsmen.
The pilot comes on over the PA and says "Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is overloaded, we need to bump half of you to another flight."
After deliberating with the mechanics and copilot for a while, the pilot comes back of the intercom and says "We've decided to bump all the master craftsmen from this flight to the next, please grab your carry-ons and head back to the gate."
The pilot stands next to the door apologizing to the master craftsmen as they disembark. One craftsman says to the pilot "I have to ask, why did you decide to bump us? We didn't commit any crimes, they are the ones who should have to wait longer!"
The pilot looks at the craftsman and says "We talked it over and found that the Pros outweighed the Cons."
Pros and Cons of Easter
Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that's hollow inside.
Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you're the same.
I can't decide whether to go to Australia or Thailand this year for a holiday. So I decided to weigh up the pros and cons of both.
Australia has a load of Cons, but Thailand has lots of Pros.
I've compiled a list of famous athletes who have spent time in prison.
It's a pros and cons list.
So I'm weighing the pros and cons for moving to Switzerland...
The flag is a big plus...
Credit to my 13yr old for this one too!
Can you believe the fight between the Harlem Globetrotters and the Convicted Murderers hasn't started yet...?
They're still weighing up the pros and cons
Got a job offer to measure the players of a major league vs. prison team football game.
I really had to weigh the pros and cons.
I've been contemplating the pros and cons of m**....
On the one hand, it feels good.
On the other, not so much.
Iron with intellectual steam supply
Cons: Hardly does its job
Pros: Ridiculously hisses Hegel's quotes
I've been weighing the pros and cons of becoming a phlebotomist
I thought it was going to s**..., but it's really more of a draw.
Being a trigonometry teacher has it's pros and cons....
You may live in sin, but that's all cos you get rich, have a nice life and you can even get an awesome tan.
Did you hear about the sumo match happening at the prison tomorrow?
They're going to bring in professional sumo wrestlers and pit them against the fattest inmates but honestly I don't even know if the pros outweigh the cons.
My friends asked what it is like working in a prison.
There are some pros and a lot of cons
Pros and cons of post-crucifixion
Cons: No longer able to eat Skittles
Pros: Makes hide-and-seek super easy
If cons are opposite of pros... that means congress is the opposite of progress, and...
Constitution is the opposite of prostitution?
Did you know NBC once considered a diet & fitness show based on people such as Air Force Amy, Mary Magdalene, Heidi Fleiss, Charles Ponzi, Berni Madoff, and Donald Trump?
The pilot was cancelled because they didn't want to weigh the pros and the cons.
I needed help deciding whether to become an athlete or a criminal,
So I made a list of pros and cons
Did you hear the Japanese sumo wrestling team lost to a group of prison inmates?
I guess the cons outweighed the pros.
I couldn't decide whether to hire an ex s**... worker or an ex prisoner for our job opening
So I made a list of Pros and Cons.
Investing in an assisted s**... centre has its pros and cons
The service is non-refundable but there are no repeat customers
A boxing match is about to start..
A boxing match is about to start.
An ex-criminal steps on the scale and weighs in at 90kg.
Next up.. a professional athlete weighing in at 85kg.
Gotta weigh the pros and cons
Edit but not actually an edit : it's dumb, I'm aware
Did you watch the football game between the NFL vs. parolees?
It definitely had its pros and cons