Propulsion Jokes

5 propulsion jokes and hilarious propulsion puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about propulsion that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Why did the starship captain buy a sub-lightspeed propulsion system that he didn't need?

It was an impulse purchase.
For anyone who isn't aware, this is a star trek fathers day joke.

What did one sub-orbital jet propulsion engineer say to the other?

This ain't exactly rocket science.

The Canadian space program suffered a serious set back, today. During launch, there was a major malfunction in the primary propulsion system of the first stage vehicle.

The rubber band broke.

The Hunt for Red October (1990) is an amazing movie. I especially liked the concept of the Nautilus' propulsion system.

Whoops, wrong sub.

What would Barry Allen be called if his speed was a result of f**... propulsion?

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