The Best 5 Propulsion Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Propulsion jokes. There are some propulsion propel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these propulsion serj puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Propulsion Jokes and Puns

Why did the starship captain buy a sub-lightspeed propulsion system that he didn't need?

It was an impulse purchase.

For anyone who isn't aware, this is a star trek fathers day joke.

What did one sub-orbital jet propulsion engineer say to the other?

This ain't exactly rocket science.

The Hunt for Red October (1990) is an amazing movie. I especially liked the concept of the Nautilus' propulsion system.

Whoops, wrong sub.

What would Barry Allen be called if his speed was a result of fart propulsion?

The Flatch

The Canadian space program suffered a serious set back, today. During launch, there was a major malfunction in the primary propulsion system of the first stage vehicle.

The rubber band broke.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the propulsion cern jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working propulsion engines piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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