Props Jokes
38 props jokes and hilarious props puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about props that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short props jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The props humour may include short property jokes also.
- What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland? Wooden shoe like me to tell you.
[Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one] - What are those spinny things that smaller airplanes use to move? Props to whoever can answer this.
- What does an actor eat for breakfast? Prop tarts.
Bonus: What does an actor eat for a snack?
A: Prop corn. - Zebras must be tough to eat. You have to sort through all that light meat and dark meat.
Props to this guy at Disney - So it turns out that the guy who fell off the back of the Titanic Was a big hit with the prop department
- With this pandemic going on we really have to give props to all the doctors... I know I'd lose my mind if I had to test my patients this often
- So I have spirit week for school and today is high school cliche... So I had an idea on a cliche but I was contemplating wether or not to bring the props because it would make too much noise
- What is a Neckbeard's least favourite tea, that they can't give up? Virgini-tea
props to /u/illmatic2112 - I'm not a huge fan of Carrot Top.. ..but I give him props!
- What do you call a watermelon made out of wax A prop
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Props One Liners
Which props one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with props? I can suggest the ones about stuff and resources.
- My friend has recently started collecting acting equipment. Props to him.
- Props to my 7 year old nephew for this one. What do you call a spicy pig? Peppa.
- Did you hear about the magician that tortured his props? He pulled a hat out of a rabbit.
- I just saw a man survive getting hit by a plane wing Massive props to him.
- What do you call a stand-up comedian with no legs? A prop comic
- What two words do I find inappropriate? Prop and ate.
- What did the guy say when he had to prop-start his plane? Eh, I'll give it a whirl.
- What did the magician say when he dropped the prop on his foot? "ABRACADAMMIT!!"
- I gotta give props to my grandfather, He can't stand on his own anymore..
- Why couldn't the set designers plane take off? Because it was a prop.
- How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant? The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!
- What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member? Mad props...
- Why did Carrot Top go to the hood? To get props.
- How do you call female hide n seek? Prop hunt
- What's similar between women and props? I get neither!
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What funny jokes about props you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean puts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make props pranks.
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A guy moves his mom into a nursing home, settles her in, and heads home
As she's sitting in her chair watching Golden Girls, she slumps over to the side and has a strange expression on her face.
Seeing this, one of the caretakers rushes over and props her back up.
Then, during Matlock, she slumps again and is promptly attended to.
During Wheel of Fortune, the same thing happens again - then it was time for dinner and finally it was time for bed.
The next day, the son comes back and says, "mom, how was you first day?"
She says "The food's alright, but they won't let you f**..."
What's the difference between true communism and unhindered capitalism.
One spies on the people, removes privacy for the sake of the masses, and props up an establishment that serves only the lucky few.
And the other fortunately never caught on in America.
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Two Mexicans are making an attempt to cross the U.S. border.
A border patrol agent spots them and yells out, "HEY, what do you think you're doing??"
One responds, "We're invading America!"
The agent says, "Just the two of you???"
"No, we're the last two. The rest are already there!"
-Props to John Cleese
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On a film set, everyone is getting ready to start shooting, when the director calls for his assistant to bring him the script.
The assistant runs onto set and starts k**... over props, crawling around the floor and frantically pulling his hair.
As the assistant starts tearing off his clothes and shaking them around, the director thinks to himself, "He's lost the plot!"
This man has a pain in his eye every morning...
He has a daily morning routine, he wakes up, washes his face, brews his coffee, he mixes it with a spoon, and drinks it. For some reason he always has a pain in his eyes.
So one day he goes to the doctor after becoming fed up of the pain. The doctor first asks him about his diet, and the man replies that he's been eating healthy. The doctor asks him about his routine, so he gives the man some props to recreate it. So the man proceeds to wash his face, brew his coffee, mix it with a spoon, and drink it.
The doctor sighs and asks, Have you ever taken out the spoon before you drink your coffee?
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At The Old Peoples Home
An frail old man is put in to a care home by his family. They visit him a few days later and as they are talking he starts leaning to the left. A nurse quickly runs over and props him up straight. A little while later he starts leaning to the right, again the nurse runs over and props him up again. The family, impressed by the care he seems to be receiving then ask him how he likes the place, to which he replies, "It's quite nice but the only thing I don't like is that they don't let you f**..."
A performer is traveling to his next show at night...
When he is stopped by a police officer for a surprise car search. The officer finds that the man has an assortment of blades and sharp weapons. He questions the man about them.
Officer: can you explain the weapons in your car?
Man: weapons? I think you mean my props. I'm a juggler you see.
Officer: oh well is that so? Prove it.
The man proceeds to juggle two blades, then three, then four. Just then, a car drives past. The man in the car turns to his wife and says:
Thank God I gave up drinking! Just look at how they're testing people now!
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Man has to put his father in a nursing home...
And so a week later, the man goes to visit his father.
The man is walking down the hall, and he sees his father sitting at the end of the hall between two orderlies.
As he walks closer, his father falls over on his left side, and the orderly on that side props him back up.
The man continues walking, and sees his father tip over to the right side, and the orderly on that side props him back upright.
As he is a few steps away, he sees his father start leaning forward, and both orderlies lock arms with his father, and pull him back upright into a sitting position.
The man arrives at his father, and says "Wow, Dad, it looks like they are taking very good care of you." and his father replies "Sure they are, but they won't let me f**...!"
