Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Props Jokes and Friends
What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?
Wooden shoe like me to tell you.
[Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one]
Bubble wrap
I work in the props department for a stage show company. Yesterday my boss asked me to fetch a 30-yard roll of bubble wrap from the store room. I brought it to her but her hands were full so she told me to just pop it in the corner. Took me an hour.
My friend has recently started collecting acting equipment.
Props to him.
Props to my 7 year old nephew for this one. What do you call a spicy pig?
Peppa.
Did you hear about the magician that tortured his props?
He pulled a hat out of a rabbit.
A guy moves his mom into a nursing home, settles her in, and heads home
As she's sitting in her chair watching Golden Girls, she slumps over to the side and has a strange expression on her face.
Seeing this, one of the caretakers rushes over and props her back up.
Then, during Matlock, she slumps again and is promptly attended to.
During Wheel of Fortune, the same thing happens again - then it was time for dinner and finally it was time for bed.
The next day, the son comes back and says, "mom, how was you first day?"
She says "The food's alright, but they won't let you f**..."
What's the difference between true communism and unhindered capitalism.
One spies on the people, removes privacy for the sake of the masses, and props up an establishment that serves only the lucky few.
And the other fortunately never caught on in America.
Two Mexicans are making an attempt to cross the U.S. border.
A border patrol agent spots them and yells out, "HEY, what do you think you're doing??"
One responds, "We're invading America!"
The agent says, "Just the two of you???"
"No, we're the last two. The rest are already there!"
-Props to John Cleese
I just saw a man survive getting hit by a plane wing
Massive props to him.
What are those spinny things that smaller airplanes use to move?
Props to whoever can answer this.
On a film set, everyone is getting ready to start shooting, when the director calls for his assistant to bring him the script.
The assistant runs onto set and starts k**... over props, crawling around the floor and frantically pulling his hair.
As the assistant starts tearing off his clothes and shaking them around, the director thinks to himself, "He's lost the plot!"
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I like my women like I like my peanut butter...
...brown, smooth, and easy to spread.
Props to Shakes the Clown.
Zebras must be tough to eat.
You have to sort through all that light meat and dark meat.
Props to this guy at Disney
With this pandemic going on we really have to give props to all the doctors...
I know I'd lose my mind if I had to test my patients this often
I gotta give props to my grandfather,
He can't stand on his own anymore..
What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?
Mad props...
Why did Carrot Top go to the hood?
To get props.
So I have spirit week for school and today is high school cliche...
So I had an idea on a cliche but I was contemplating wether or not to bring the props because it would make too much noise
What is a Neckbeard's least favourite tea, that they can't give up?
Virgini-tea
props to /u/illmatic2112
