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Best Short Props Jokes

Short props puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The props humour may include short property jokes also.

1. What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland? Wooden shoe like me to tell you.
   [Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one]
2. Did you know... ...that the prop on the front of a plane is just a big fan to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actully see the pilot sweating.
3. There was a thief that went to a theater to steal an expensive prop... But what he really stole was the spotlight.
4. What are those spinny things that smaller airplanes use to move? Props to whoever can answer this.
5. What does an actor eat for breakfast? Prop tarts.
   Bonus: What does an actor eat for a snack?
   A: Prop corn.
6. I like my women like I like my peanut butter... ...brown, smooth, and easy to spread.
   Props to Shakes the Clown.
7. Zebras must be tough to eat. You have to sort through all that light meat and dark meat.
   Props to this guy at Disney
8. So it turns out that the guy who fell off the back of the Titanic Was a big hit with the prop department
9. With this pandemic going on we really have to give props to all the doctors... I know I'd lose my mind if I had to test my patients this often
10. So I have spirit week for school and today is high school cliche... So I had an idea on a cliche but I was contemplating wether or not to bring the props because it would make too much noise

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about props can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of props puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Props One Liners

Which props one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with props? I can suggest the ones about poses and prod.

1. My friend has recently started collecting acting equipment. Props to him.
2. Props to my 7 year old nephew for this one. What do you call a spicy pig? Peppa.
3. Did you hear about the magician that tortured his props? He pulled a hat out of a rabbit.
4. I just saw a man survive getting hit by a plane wing Massive props to him.
5. What do you call a stand-up comedian with no legs? A prop comic
6. What two words do I find inappropriate? Prop and ate.
7. What did the guy say when he had to prop-start his plane? Eh, I'll give it a whirl.
8. What did the magician say when he dropped the prop on his foot? "ABRACADAMMIT!!"
9. I gotta give props to my grandfather, He can't stand on his own anymore..
10. Why couldn't the set designers plane take off? Because it was a prop.
11. How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant? The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!
12. What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member? Mad props...
13. Why did Carrot Top go to the hood? To get props.
14. How do you call female hide n seek? Prop hunt
15. What do you call hide and seek with women? Prop Hunt!

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What funny jokes about props you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean acts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make props prank.

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