Props Jokes

38 props jokes and hilarious props puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about props that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Best Short Props Jokes

Short props puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The props humour may include short property jokes also.

  1. What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland? Wooden shoe like me to tell you.
    [Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one]
  2. Did you know... ...that the prop on the front of a plane is just a big fan to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actully see the pilot sweating.
  3. There was a thief that went to a theater to steal an expensive prop... But what he really stole was the spotlight.
  4. What are those spinny things that smaller airplanes use to move? Props to whoever can answer this.
  5. What does an actor eat for breakfast? Prop tarts.
    Bonus: What does an actor eat for a snack?
    A: Prop corn.
  6. I like my women like I like my peanut butter... ...brown, smooth, and easy to spread.
    Props to Shakes the Clown.
  7. Zebras must be tough to eat. You have to sort through all that light meat and dark meat.
    Props to this guy at Disney
  8. So it turns out that the guy who fell off the back of the Titanic Was a big hit with the prop department
  9. With this pandemic going on we really have to give props to all the doctors... I know I'd lose my mind if I had to test my patients this often
  10. So I have spirit week for school and today is high school cliche... So I had an idea on a cliche but I was contemplating wether or not to bring the props because it would make too much noise
Props joke, So I have spirit week for school and today is high school cliche...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about props can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of props puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Props One Liners

Which props one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with props? I can suggest the ones about poses and prod.

  1. My friend has recently started collecting acting equipment. Props to him.
  2. Props to my 7 year old nephew for this one. What do you call a spicy pig? Peppa.
  3. Did you hear about the magician that tortured his props? He pulled a hat out of a rabbit.
  4. I just saw a man survive getting hit by a plane wing Massive props to him.
  5. What do you call a stand-up comedian with no legs? A prop comic
  6. What two words do I find inappropriate? Prop and ate.
  7. What did the guy say when he had to prop-start his plane? Eh, I'll give it a whirl.
  8. What did the magician say when he dropped the prop on his foot? "ABRACADAMMIT!!"
  9. I gotta give props to my grandfather, He can't stand on his own anymore..
  10. Why couldn't the set designers plane take off? Because it was a prop.
  11. How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant? The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!
  12. What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member? Mad props...
  13. Why did Carrot Top go to the hood? To get props.
  14. How do you call female hide n seek? Prop hunt
  15. What do you call hide and seek with women? Prop Hunt!

Props joke, What do you call hide and seek with women?

Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Props Jokes and Friends

What funny jokes about props you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean acts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make props prank.

The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips...

So I got kicked out of KFC.

A guy moves his mom into a nursing home, settles her in, and heads home

As she's sitting in her chair watching Golden Girls, she slumps over to the side and has a strange expression on her face.
Seeing this, one of the caretakers rushes over and props her back up.
Then, during Matlock, she slumps again and is promptly attended to.
During Wheel of Fortune, the same thing happens again - then it was time for dinner and finally it was time for bed.
The next day, the son comes back and says, "mom, how was you first day?"
She says "The food's alright, but they won't let you f**..."

What's the difference between true communism and unhindered capitalism.

One spies on the people, removes privacy for the sake of the masses, and props up an establishment that serves only the lucky few.
And the other fortunately never caught on in America.

Two Mexicans are making an attempt to cross the U.S. border.

A border patrol agent spots them and yells out, "HEY, what do you think you're doing??"
One responds, "We're invading America!"
The agent says, "Just the two of you???"
"No, we're the last two. The rest are already there!"
-Props to John Cleese

On a film set, everyone is getting ready to start shooting, when the director calls for his assistant to bring him the script.

The assistant runs onto set and starts k**... over props, crawling around the floor and frantically pulling his hair.
As the assistant starts tearing off his clothes and shaking them around, the director thinks to himself, "He's lost the plot!"

What is a Neckbeard's least favourite tea, that they can't give up?

props to /u/illmatic2112

What's similar between women and props?

I get neither!

This man has a pain in his eye every morning...

He has a daily morning routine, he wakes up, washes his face, brews his coffee, he mixes it with a spoon, and drinks it. For some reason he always has a pain in his eyes.
So one day he goes to the doctor after becoming fed up of the pain. The doctor first asks him about his diet, and the man replies that he's been eating healthy. The doctor asks him about his routine, so he gives the man some props to recreate it. So the man proceeds to wash his face, brew his coffee, mix it with a spoon, and drink it.
The doctor sighs and asks, Have you ever taken out the spoon before you drink your coffee?

At The Old Peoples Home

An frail old man is put in to a care home by his family. They visit him a few days later and as they are talking he starts leaning to the left. A nurse quickly runs over and props him up straight. A little while later he starts leaning to the right, again the nurse runs over and props him up again. The family, impressed by the care he seems to be receiving then ask him how he likes the place, to which he replies, "It's quite nice but the only thing I don't like is that they don't let you f**..."

A performer is traveling to his next show at night...

When he is stopped by a police officer for a surprise car search. The officer finds that the man has an assortment of blades and sharp weapons. He questions the man about them.
Officer: can you explain the weapons in your car?
Man: weapons? I think you mean my props. I'm a juggler you see.
Officer: oh well is that so? Prove it.
The man proceeds to juggle two blades, then three, then four. Just then, a car drives past. The man in the car turns to his wife and says:
Thank God I gave up drinking! Just look at how they're testing people now!

Props joke, A performer is traveling to his next show at night...

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