Proprietor Jokes
14 proprietor jokes and hilarious proprietor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about proprietor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Proprietor Short Jokes
Short proprietor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The proprietor humour may include short business owner jokes also.
- My brother and I are partners in a shoe business but we decided to split the business Now I am the sole proprietor.
- What did the comedy club proprietor say to the FedEx guy? The jokes are ok but you need to work on your delivery.
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Proprietor One Liners
Which proprietor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with proprietor? I can suggest the ones about entrepreneur and founder.
- What do you call a Korean entrepreneur? A Seoul proprietor
- God creates humans. God is a soul proprietor.
Witty Proprietor Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about proprietor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean owner jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make proprietor pranks.
A Broken Watch
A guy is walking down the street and suddenly notices that his watch has stopped working. As he stands there musing over this discovery, he notices that the display window of a nearby shop has several dozen watches and clocks in it.
The man steps inside the door of the shop and asks the proprietor, "Excuse me, my watch has stopped working. I wonder if you can repair it for me?"
The proprietor looks up from his desk and says, "What are you talking about? I'm not a watchmaker--I'm a mohel. I perform circumcisions."
Confused, the gentleman asks, "Well then why do you have so many watches and clocks in your window?"
The mohel calmly replies, "What would you prefer that I display?"
A guy passes by a shop with three beautiful watches in the window...
He goes inside, and says to the proprietor: "Those are beautiful watches you have on display, how much for one?"
The proprietor says: "Oh, those aren't for sale. We don't make watches here, we do circumcisions."
The man is a bit taken aback: "If you do circumcisions, why do you have watches in your shop window?"
The proprietor says: "Well, what would you put in the window?"
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A Scottish Soldier marches into a pharmacy
A Scottish Soldier, in full dress uniform, marches into a pharmacy.
Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton
bandana, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also
unfolds to reveal a c**....
The c**... has a number of patches on it.
The chemist holds it up and eyes it critically.
"How much to repair it?' The Scot asks the chemist.
"Six pence" says the chemist.
"How much for a new one?"
"Ten pence" says the chemist.
The Scot painstakingly folds the c**... into the silk square handkerchief
and the cotton bandana, replaces it carefully in his sporran, and marches out of the door, shoulders back and kilt swinging.
A moment or two later the chemist hears a great shout go up outside,
followed by an even greater shout.
The Scottish soldier marches back into the chemists and addresses the
proprietor, this time with a grin on his face.
"The regiment has taken a vote," he says. "We'll have a new one."
A tourist while passing a little shop noticed the name inscribed as A. Swindler- Proprietor upon its glass window.
Curious about the rather amusing name, the tourist went inside the store and asked the shopkeeper would it not be better to use the latter's first name instead of his initial.
The shopkeeper shook his head and said "My name is Adam".
Fishing tickle
In the window of a hardware store was a sign inscribed 'Fishing Tickle.'
A customer drew the proprietor's attention to the spelling. 'Hasn't anyone told you of it before?' asked the customer.
'Oh, yes,' the proprietor responded placidly, 'many have mentioned it. But whenever they come in to tell me, they always buy something.'
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The Hardware Store
A woman goes into a hardware store and tells the the proprietor that she would like to buy a hinge. The proprietor asks her if she would like a screw to go along with the hinge. The woman responds: No thank you but I'll blow you for that toaster in the corner.
Use the word 'and' fives times in a row.
In exchange for lunch, a starving artist offered to paint a new sign for "The King and Queen" pub. Of course the proprietor quickly agreed, but when he saw the new sign he was not entirely pleased.
"There should be a bit more space between King and And, and And and King"
What might an ignoramus give as an accurate response to not encountering a sealed glassware container they had purchased from a consumable goods proprietor and believing to have deposited it in a specific location only to be greeted by the dismay that is in fact not within the immediate vicinity?
Jar gone
