Comical & Quirky Proposition Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies ~~I don't think I am"~~ "I think not!" p**...! The horse disappears.
A horse walks into a bar, at which point the bartender asks if he's an alcoholic given all the bars he frequents.
I don't think I am. the horse replies.
*p**...*
The horse disappears.
This is the moment where those who are into philosophy start to grin as they're familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito Ergo Sum , or I think, therefore I am .
But to explain that joke beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of prison...
...but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail.
But apparently you're not allowed to end a sentence with a proposition.
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail
But apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
My Grandfather's Favorite Joke [word play]
A male prisoner promised a female guard that he would marry her if she helped him escape. This is an example of someone using a proposition to end a sentence with.
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.
The Devil told the lawyer, ''I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends and law partners.''
The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, ''So, what's the catch?''
As a Hilary supporter in Colorado, I'm still happy with the outcome of the election.
Since proposition 106 passed I can legally kill myself now that trump won.
A horse walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a triple whisky."
The bartender says to the horse, Are you an alcoholic?
The horse replies, I don't think I am. The horse promptly vanishes into thin air.
Now, that joke was a play on the classic proposition Cogito ergo sum , or I think, therefore I am. If this was to be explained at the start of the joke though, it wouldn't work. It would be putting Descartes before the horse.
While in prison, I started a relationship with an English teacher and I wanted to marry her when I got out...
but apparently she wouldn't let me end a sentence with a proposition.
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks the horse if he's an alcoholic because he's always there, and the horse replies, "I don't think I am." Then p**...! The horse disappears.
Some of you are giggling at this because you're familiar with the philosophical proposition of *cogito ergo sum*, or "I think, therefore I am."
I could have explained that beforehand, but that would be putting Descartes before the horse.
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The votes are in, and California has legalized m**....
however, one ethnic group that voted disproportionately against the proposition were Cambodian-Americans. When asked why, most said that they'd had bad prior experiences with p**....
The two Propositional Logic professors at a local university are named Professor P and Professor Q.
Police question Professor P about the identity of a criminal who has committed a series of heinous acts. P implies Q.
Why should prostitutes never hang out in front of prisons?
Because you should never end a sentence with a proposition.
A h**... was released from jail and immediately rearrested.
She had ended her sentence with a proposition.
Two Vietnamese men decided to go into business together...
It was a Nguyen-Nguyen proposition.
They outlawed prostitution near prisons....
....Because you shouldn't end a sentence with a proposition.
Why aren't prostitutes allowed near prisons?
Because a sentence shouldn't end with a proposition.
Negalian dialectics states that when a proposition is made, a thesis, an opposite of it is made, an antithesis
I call b**....
Why shouldn't your solicit a p**... with Parkinson's?
It makes for a shaky proposition.
