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19 proposition jokes and hilarious proposition puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about proposition that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Best Short Proposition Jokes

Short proposition puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The proposition humour may include short preposition jokes also.

  1. I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of prison... ...but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
  2. I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail. But apparently you're not allowed to end a sentence with a proposition.
  3. I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail But apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
  4. As a Hilary supporter in Colorado, I'm still happy with the outcome of the election. Since proposition 106 passed I can legally kill myself now that trump won.
  5. While in prison, I started a relationship with an English teacher and I wanted to marry her when I got out... but apparently she wouldn't let me end a sentence with a proposition.
  6. Why should prostitutes never hang out in front of prisons? Because you should never end a sentence with a proposition.
  7. Two Vietnamese men decided to go into business together... It was a Nguyen-Nguyen proposition.
  8. They outlawed prostitution near prisons.... ....Because you shouldn't end a sentence with a proposition.
  9. Today, I got propositioned to "Netflix and krill". I said I couldn't, because I was a homosexuwhale.
  10. Why aren't prostitutes allowed near prisons? Because a sentence shouldn't end with a proposition.
Proposition joke, Why aren't prostitutes allowed near prisons?


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Proposition joke, Why aren't prostitutes allowed near prisons?

Comical & Quirky Proposition Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about proposition you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean proverb jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make proposition prank.

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies ~~I don't think I am"~~ "I think not!" p**...! The horse disappears.

A horse walks into a bar, at which point the bartender asks if he's an alcoholic given all the bars he frequents.

I don't think I am. the horse replies.
*p**...*
The horse disappears.
This is the moment where those who are into philosophy start to grin as they're familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito Ergo Sum , or I think, therefore I am .
But to explain that joke beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.

A man walks up to a p**... and propositions her for s**......

She says to the man: "Sorry, but I'm clothed for the day."

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A male prisoner promised a female guard that he would marry her if she helped him escape. This is an example of someone using a proposition to end a sentence with.

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.

The Devil told the lawyer, ''I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends and law partners.''
The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, ''So, what's the catch?''

A priest is doing some community work downtown...

...when he is propositioned by a h**....
"Hey Father, I'll give the best b**... of your life for $10."
Confused, the priest replies "No thank you, my dear."
Later, back at the church, he approaches one of the nuns.
"Sister, this is kind of embarrassing, but what's a b**...?"
"Oh, you know," says the nun, "$10, same as downtown."

A horse walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a triple whisky."

The bartender says to the horse, Are you an alcoholic?
The horse replies, I don't think I am. The horse promptly vanishes into thin air.
Now, that joke was a play on the classic proposition Cogito ergo sum , or I think, therefore I am. If this was to be explained at the start of the joke though, it wouldn't work. It would be putting Descartes before the horse.

A cricket is in love with a mantis

but he's terrified, because he keeps hearing that a mantis will eat the male after s**.... Nevertheless, one night the cricket gets really drunk and propositions the mantis. The two have amazing s**... all night long, but in the morning the cricket comes to his senses and starts eyeing the mantis warily.
"What's wrong?" asks the mantis.
"Well, I don't want to make this weird, but are you going to try to eat me?"
"Oh, don't worry, only the females do that."

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender asks the horse if he's an alcoholic because he's always there, and the horse replies, "I don't think I am." Then p**...! The horse disappears.
Some of you are giggling at this because you're familiar with the philosophical proposition of *cogito ergo sum*, or "I think, therefore I am."
I could have explained that beforehand, but that would be putting Descartes before the horse.

A p**... propositions a snowman, "I can be gentle or dominant. I can be anything you want me to be."

The snowman hands her $20 and says, "Be a snow blower."

The votes are in, and California has legalized m**....

however, one ethnic group that voted disproportionately against the proposition were Cambodian-Americans. When asked why, most said that they'd had bad prior experiences with p**....

Gary Johnson is at a fundraiser

Gary Johnson is at a fundraiser for the upcoming election. Worn out from being in the spotlight, he propositions a h**... and heads to a hotel room. Once inside, they rip their clothes off and start making out. She throws him on the bed and seductively asks "Do you enjoy felacio?" He looks at her with a blank face:
"Man, can't anyone cut me a break?"

The two Propositional Logic professors at a local university are named Professor P and Professor Q.

Police question Professor P about the identity of a criminal who has committed a series of heinous acts. P implies Q.

Proposition joke, Why should prostitutes never hang out in front of prisons?

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