Proposition Jokes
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Short proposition jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The proposition humour may include short preposition jokes also.
- I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of prison... ...but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
- Why should prostitutes never hang out in front of prisons? Because you should never end a sentence with a proposition.
- Two Vietnamese men decided to go into business together... It was a Nguyen-Nguyen proposition.
- They outlawed prostitution near prisons.... ....Because you shouldn't end a sentence with a proposition.
- Today, I got propositioned to "Netflix and krill". I said I couldn't, because I was a homosexuwhale.
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A man walks up to a p**... and propositions her for s**......
She says to the man: "Sorry, but I'm clothed for the day."
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A male prisoner promised a female guard that he would marry her if she helped him escape. This is an example of someone using a proposition to end a sentence with.
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.
The Devil told the lawyer, ''I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends and law partners.''
The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, ''So, what's the catch?''
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A cricket is in love with a mantis
but he's terrified, because he keeps hearing that a mantis will eat the male after s**.... Nevertheless, one night the cricket gets really drunk and propositions the mantis. The two have amazing s**... all night long, but in the morning the cricket comes to his senses and starts eyeing the mantis warily.
"What's wrong?" asks the mantis.
"Well, I don't want to make this weird, but are you going to try to eat me?"
"Oh, don't worry, only the females do that."
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A p**... propositions a snowman, "I can be gentle or dominant. I can be anything you want me to be."
The snowman hands her $20 and says, "Be a snow blower."
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The votes are in, and California has legalized m**....
however, one ethnic group that voted disproportionately against the proposition were Cambodian-Americans. When asked why, most said that they'd had bad prior experiences with p**....
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Gary Johnson is at a fundraiser
Gary Johnson is at a fundraiser for the upcoming election. Worn out from being in the spotlight, he propositions a h**... and heads to a hotel room. Once inside, they rip their clothes off and start making out. She throws him on the bed and seductively asks "Do you enjoy felacio?" He looks at her with a blank face:
"Man, can't anyone cut me a break?"
The two Propositional Logic professors at a local university are named Professor P and Professor Q.
Police question Professor P about the identity of a criminal who has committed a series of heinous acts. P implies Q.
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A h**... was released from jail and immediately rearrested.
She had ended her sentence with a proposition.
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Negalian dialectics states that when a proposition is made, a thesis, an opposite of it is made, an antithesis
I call b**....
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Why shouldn't your solicit a p**... with Parkinson's?
It makes for a shaky proposition.
I've never loved this joke but I'm posting as a result of a previous, lesser joke (my opinion, prove me wrong)
A man sees a beautiful woman on the street realizing he must have her, he propositions;
"I'll give you $10,000 for you to make love to me" he says
Considering the financial windfall the woman accepts.
The man then asks frugally "ok how about $500?"
Insulted the woman replies "what kind of woman do you think I am?"
Nonchalantly his reply "We've already established that, now we're deciding on a price"
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What did Kate s**... say to Anthony Bourdain when he propositioned her for s**...?
Not in this lifetime.
A horse walks into a bar...
The bartender asks the horse if it wants a drink (we're assuming horses wanting drinks in this bar is a regular occurrence), to which the horse replies "I think not." It promptly disappears.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of *cogito ergo sum*, or *I think, therefore, I am*.
Now, this concept could have been explained to the rest of the audience beforehand, but that would be putting Descartes before the horse.
