Proposal Jokes

54 proposal jokes and hilarious proposal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about proposal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Find additional humorous proposals to add to your love life! From the classic 'Will you marry me?' to something a little more creative, these jokes will offer something for everyone, even the weirdos. Rosa provides some wickedly funny and unexpected ideas.

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Best Short Proposal Jokes

Short proposal puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The proposal humour may include short plan jokes also.

  1. My girlfriend got covid This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
  2. How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got down on one knee and said, "I don't wanna be Obama self."
  3. What did barack obama say to Michelle when he proposed to her? I don't want to be Obama self.
  4. I wrote Will you marry me? on a balloon to propose to my girlfriend. Then I chickened out at the last moment, and had to pop the question.
  5. I had to really consider my boyfriend's proposal before giving an answer. On one hand, I'd get a really nice ring.
    On the other hand, I wouldn't.
  6. Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years... When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying "because it's 2020".
  7. Republicans in Congress have proposed a bill to ban the sale of shredded cheese in supermarkets across the country They want to Make America Grate Again.
  8. One of my buddies made a trans girl cry yesterday. So I angrily asked, "How could you..." "... propose to her without telling me first?"
  9. I proposed to my wife while in Florence... ... I can't say either of them were particularly impressed.
  10. Why shouldn’t you wait to propose to the girl?
    Maybe she is waiting for Raksha Bandhan.
Proposal joke, Why shouldn’t you wait to propose to the girl?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about proposal can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of proposal puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Proposal One Liners

Which proposal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with proposal? I can suggest the ones about draft and prom.

  1. I proposed to my ex-wife today She said no, she thinks I'm just after my money
  2. How do stoners propose to one another? Marriage, you wanna?
  3. I proposed to my girlfriend at the gym and she said "no." I guess it didn't workout.
  4. What's the most common marriage proposal? You're what!
  5. What did the rabbit use to propose to his girlfriend? A 24-carrot ring
  6. What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed? Yes but we cantaloupe.
  7. how do stoners propose? "Marriage, you wanna?"
  8. How does an old rich man propose to a young beautiful woman? Will you bury me?
  9. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
  10. A man just proposed to a woman at a gym. She said no. Well that didn't workout...
  11. Today is Bread day... I would like to propose a toast.
  12. What did the watermelon say to the honeydew when it proposed? Sorry, I cantaloupe
  13. Why did it take so long for the construction worker to propose? He was building up to it.
  14. My deaf girlfriend proposed to me and I knew I just had to say yes. It was a sign.
  15. What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife? Engage.

Marriage Proposal Jokes

Here is a list of funny marriage proposal jokes and even better marriage proposal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • He proposed marriage, because she promised she will make him try different positions Now he is a husband, a driver, a cook, a gardener and a plumber.
  • Why does a marriage proposal always sound good? Because it's got a nice ring to it.
  • HOW did an Intelligent BOY PROPOSE to a Girl.
    He TOOK the Girl ALONG with him on a BOAT & in the MIDDLE of River said: "LOVE ME or LEAVE the BOAT."
  • Why did the rabbit reject her boyfriend's marriage proposal? Because the ring wasn't 24 carrots
  • Why did the female asteroid deny her boyfriends marriage proposal? Because she was scared of comet-ment
  • I'm planning a marriage proposal over the phone. I will give her a ring. Let's hope she is not engaged!
  • What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage? "Let's knot."
  • What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed? Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
  • How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend? "Marriage.. you wanna?"
  • How do potheads propose? " wanna?"

Love Proposal Jokes

Here is a list of funny love proposal jokes and even better love proposal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I couldn't decide how to propose to the love of my life So I decided to ask her husband for advice.
  • How do electrical engineers propose their partners? j love you.
  • I love marriage proposals, they are so..... engaging
Proposal joke, I love marriage proposals,

Ridiculous Proposal Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about proposal you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean proposed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make proposal prank.

A husband took his wife to a disco on the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor busting tile. He was breakdancing, moonwalking, doing back flips - the works. The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Her husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!"

Husband and wife are in a bar when the wife sees her ex boyfriend

She says to her husband, 'see that drunk, I turned down his proposal 10 years ago.
Husband looks at his wife, looks at the guy and sighs, 'that explains why he is still celebrating'

A guy falls in love with a very traditional and conservative girl...

…that means no s**... before marriage. But he does not care, he loves her. After a year of dating he decides its time to propose to her. So he heads to her father's house to ask for his blessing.
‟Hello, sir, I am here to ask for your daughter's hand
A bit skeptical and looking to see if he really does love her, the father asks ‟And why is that?
The guy lets out a long drawn out sigh… ‟Well, its just that mine have gotten tired.

A young man was about to propose marriage to his girlfriend...

Naturally, he was really nervous and couldn't think of how to pop the question. One day they were sitting on the couch and suddenly he just blurted out, I think we should get married!
Wait, his girlfriend said, taken aback, are you serious?
I think I am, he said.
You're proposing to me here on the couch? she asked.
Yes, I guess I am, he said.
That's not much of a proposal, the girlfriend said. I think you can do better.
I thought so, too, the young man said. But your sister already said no.

A wife said, "Do you see that drunk guy?". The husbands said, "Yes. Who is he?". The wife said, "He proposed to me 10 years ago and I rejected him." The husband said...

"Oh my God! He's still celebrating."

A husband and wife are sitting in a bar.

They see a man downing beer across the room.
The wife says: "He proposed to me ten years ago, and I said no."
The husband responds: "And he's still celebrating!"

A guy takes his wife out for the night and they end up at a disco where there's a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, every dance move going...

The wife turns to her husband and says, See that guy on the dance floor? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.

The husband replies, It looks like he's still celebrating.

Punctuation is everything: "Will you marry me" is a marriage proposal

"Will, You, Mary, Me" = a f**... Inquiry

Husband and wife go to a club

They notice a guy on the dance floor giving everyone a show. He's breakdancing, moon walking and even throwing in a few backflips. The wife turns to the husband and says, "see that guy on the dance floor? He proposed to be 25 years ago and I turned him down!"
Husband says "Yeah looks like he's still celebrating!"

Tatoos of Elvis

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a picture of Elvis be tattooed high up on her left thigh.
The tattoo guy complies, but when he's done, the woman looks at the result and says "That doesn't look like Elvis at all!"
The guy says, "I can't do anything to remove it, but I could try again on the other thigh".
The woman agrees, but when all is done, she thinks that the new tattoo looks nothing like Elvis, either and refuses to pay.
The tattoo artist makes a proposal, "Ma'am, I'll ask a customer in the waiting room to come in and have a look at the tattoos. If he can identify Elvis, you pay me. Otherwise, you owe me nothing."
The woman agrees. A customer is called in and the woman, dropping her pants and spreading her legs, says "Do you recognize these famous musicians?"
The guy looks, thinks for a minute, then says "I don't know about the twins, but the one in the middle with the beard and bad breath is definitely w**... Nelson."

Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago

Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago.
His wife proposed that they should have cheat day today.
She bought home McDonald's burger, KFC wings and Bob brought home his secretary

A man and wife see a drunk guy

Ah, look at Patrick. says the wife.
Who's Patrick? says the husband.
The drunk guy, you know, we were a couple 10 years ago and he proposed to me back then. But I rejected him.
Good to see he's still celebrating.

Will you marry me is a marriage proposal

Will. You. Mary. Me. is a f**... proposal

I proposed my Russian girlfriend and she said Yes!

For the wedding, my whole family and friends flew over to her home town of Moscow.
It was a beautiful ceremony, however I did find some things strange. For instance, the priest never said, "You may now kiss the bride", but I just assumed it was purely an American thing and didn't mind.
Later during the reception, we were both starving and decided to head over to the buffet to get food. On the way we passed the drink table, where about six people were waiting to get a fruity drink from a bowl.
As we passed, they all said in unison, "You may now kiss the bride!" My wife got giddy and gave me a big kiss, which I of course returned.
As we walked away I asked, "Why did *they* tell us to kiss and not the priest?"
My wife answered,
"In Soviet Russia, the punchline tells you!"

Mr. Smith is on vacation with his wife and mother-in-law in Jerusalem

One day, his mother-in-law dies quite suddenly. An undertaker proposes to bury the deceased there in Jerusalem.
'No, thank you,' says Mr. Smith. 'I'd rather have the body shipped back to New York.'
'But why not?' asks the undertaker. 'Shipping a body is expensive, and I could organise a beautiful ceremony here...'
'Look, sir! We're talking about my mother-in-law... Two thousand years ago, they buried a young man here who was resurrected three days later; I'm not taking any chances!'

There's a giant hole in town and everybody is falling in it and going to the hospital

The mayor holds a meeting and asks everyone to propose a solution.
Someone stand up and says: "We should put a cop next to the hole and whenever someone falls he'll call an ambulance."
Another person offers to put an ambulance next to the hole.
Someone else offers to build a hospital next to the hole.
At this point everybody starts arguing so the mayor shuts everybody up and says: "You are all s**.... We should close up the hole and dig another one next to the hospital."

How many sheep?

A blonde woman is tired of people assuming she's s**... and dyes her hair red. Feeling empowered, she goes for a car ride down a country road. Soon she sees a farm with hundreds of sheep. She walks up to the owner of the farm and makes this proposal: "These sheep are adorable, if I guess how many there are, can I keep one?" The farmer agrees, surely out of all the sheep this woman can't guess the number exactly. She looks around and replies "There are 593 sheep" The farmer is awe-struck, the number was exactly right. So the woman picks her sheep and is getting back in the car when the farmer runs up to her and yells "WAIT! If I can guess your natural color can I have him back?" The woman smiles and agrees, she already proved she's too smart to be called a blonde. The farmer replies "you're a blonde, now can I have my dog back?"

Proposal joke, How many sheep?

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